[Pre-release: The blurb for "The Metaphysics Master Gets Close to Science" is at the very bottom. Please add it to your collection~]
Zaizai is a five-and-a-half-year-old big kid at kindergarten. After an accident, he gets pulled into a transmigrate into a book System and begins his career as a child laborer.
System: See that big brother over there? He's our purification target this time. Go say hello and make a good impression.
Zaizai: "Big brother, let's play ball!"
The ball smacks into the leg of the main villain in the book, leaving a dirty ball print on his spotless trousers.
Main villain: Fine, I'll remember you.
System: ...
[First World]
Save the serial-killer big brother who is the main villain in a mystery novel
Zaizai blinks and reaches out his little hands toward his big brother, wanting a hug.
Big brother: Hah, another one of those schemes to trick me into taking the blame. Does he think I'll fall for it?
Later...
Big brother: The little guy hasn't clung to me for ten minutes already. Are his toys really that fun?
He reaches out with his long arm and solves the Rubik's Cube in Zaizai's hands in just a few moves. That's it?
Zaizai gazes at him with starry eyes and claps excitedly. "Big brother, you're amazing! Do it again!"
Big brother: "..."
Well, that little guy looks so adorable when he's full of admiration. It wouldn't hurt to do it one more time.
[Second World] Save the love-struck, vicious supporting female character's mother
[Third World] Save the little star kept as a lover in a tragic romance novel, who is also the adoptive father
Reader notes
1. The order of the worlds is not fixed.
2. The story mainly focuses on everyday life.
3. A real little kid, family-oriented, with no romance.
4. Slow burn.
Pre-release: "The Metaphysics Master Gets Close to Science"
The metaphysics master Qi Ruomu dies peacefully of old age. He closes his eyes, opens them again, and discovers he's become the host of a livestream show dedicated to debunking superstition and popularizing science.
As someone with severe social anxiety, Qi Ruomu decides to quit on the spot.
CEO Dad: That's great! My company is one of the world's top 100, and now we have an heir!
World-famous song queen Mom: It's fine. Come along with me to a concert and enjoy being surrounded by fans!
Film Emperor Big Brother: Our family has such great looks in our genes. Come act with me and you'll be a top-tier star in the entertainment industry before you know it.
Qi Ruomu: I'm suddenly starting to think being an obscure streamer who's famous only at the bottom of the earth is pretty great...
In recent years, the authorities have been cracking down hard on superstition and other harmful social trends. A wave of debunking metaphysics has swept across the internet, and a coworker even tells him that dabbling in feng shui and fortune-telling or promoting supernatural nonsense will get you summoned for a chat with the authorities.
Former metaphysics master Qi Ruomu trembles with fear. If he's summoned for a chat, the livestream gets shut down, and he'll have to go home and inherit a fortune worth tens of billions and a company with tens of thousands of employees, be swallowed up by fans in person, or become a celebrity with no privacy.
Qi Ruomu: I swear to protect the livestream room of "Close to Science" with my life!
A pretty young man is framed by a malicious person and unilaterally bound by a marriage contract to an evil god. The evil god falls for his looks and pesters him day and night, leaving the young man mentally exhausted.
In front of the camera, Qi Ruomu comforts the young man: Dreams are a normal physiological response in humans, and they reflect your subconscious. There are no evil gods. You should believe in science.
Once the camera is off, Qi Ruomu sneaks out a talisman: A melon forced from the vine isn't sweet. Evil god, get lost!
Young man: "..."
A CEO is cursed by a rival and haunted by evil spirits, nearly losing his entire family.
In front of the camera, Qi Ruomu says: In business, you win some and lose some. That's a normal part of the market economy.
Once the camera is off, Qi Ruomu furtively pulls out a peachwood sword: A little ghost from Southeast Asia? You must've crossed the border illegally. Get lost!
CEO: "..."
An office worker unknowingly moves into a haunted house and nearly loses his life.
In front of the camera, Qi Ruomu says: The noises from the bathroom are caused by an old faucet and some worn-out parts. I used to work as a plumber for a while. I'll fix it for you after the livestream.
Once the camera is off, Qi Ruomu discreetly pulls out a bagua mirror: Don't take things too far. Attacking an innocent young person isn't something to be proud of. Old ghost, get lost!
Office worker: "..."
Before long, "Close to Science" goes viral online. Some people express doubts, suspecting the host of secretly practicing metaphysics.
Qi Ruomu: Metaphysics? What kind of studies? Don't make things up. I've been doing this scientifically the whole time. Don't go around making baseless claims. Debunking superstition is hard!
Guests who have appeared on the show: I don't believe a word you say!
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Alas, this ending is actually a bit regretful. Mother Lu couldn't recall the past life like her brother, and Father Lin couldn't wait for the baby to come back, and became alone again. The ending was left blank, and it didn't say whether they would meet in the future or whether they would regain their memories again. Alas, it's still a pity anyway.
I thought it would be grandma in the end, and again, brother, father, and mother living together, woo woo woo
So Zai Zai's parents, why can't Zai Zai remember them in the middle world? And besides Lu having his own child, why is Lin's father also waiting for Zai Zai, can't there be a perfect ending (T▽T) I thought that the people Zaizai saved would more or less appear in Zaizai's real life, hey~
Bai's disgust is written all over his face
I thought Zaizai would accompany them until the end of their lives
I really doubt how Bai Xuan, with his IQ, could get involved in politics.
The Bai family is so disgusting (; 1_1), hurry up and destroy their family, okay?
Speechless. This dad is like a brainless person. He is really smart. I obviously decided not to care about this family last time and he barked like a dog. I hope the author will not make his favorite characters so smart.
Ww is really cute again, and the system understands its meaning
It's a pity that it ended www