When a Laid-Back Slacker Becomes a Ruthless Villain

Feng Bu Wen had spent three hundred comfortable years being a carefree slacker, only to be told one day that he was actually the villain in a fantasy novel.

In the book, he was a depraved monster, cruel beyond measure, who loved watching beautiful people suffer. He kidnapped the protagonist and tortured him until he was half dead, earning his undying hatred, and ultimately got himself brutally killed by him.

Feng Bu Wen refused the mission and carried on slacking: Too cruel. That's not my style.

Heaven's Will: Refuse, and I'll send you to become a study-machine.

Feng Bu Wen: Oh, hell no.

So he found the protagonist, Liu Huanqing, who was gravely injured, on the verge of death, and suffering from cold poison, and began using his torture techniques on him

First, Feng Bu Wen was supposed to feed Liu Huanqing poison every day for forty-nine days, making him suffer. But Feng Bu Wen couldn't be bothered, so he fed him all the poison at once.

Liu Huanqing, whose cold poison was inexplicably cured: ? He was saving me.

Second, Feng Bu Wen crippled Liu Huanqing's cultivation, then couldn't be bothered to put away the manuals and secret texts. Liu Huanqing picked them up by chance and greatly increased his cultivation after practicing them.

Liu Huanqing: He's helping me. He's put so much thought into this.

Third, Feng Bu Wen refused to feed Liu Huanqing and enslaved him to cook. To humiliate him, Feng Bu Wen deliberately gave him the leftovers.

Liu Huanqing: He eats with me. He loves me.

Under Feng Bu Wen's diligent abuse, the look in Liu Huanqing's eyes grew more and more intense.

Feng Bu Wen: Good. Remember to make it quick when you strike.

Liu Huanqing (making his move): Do you prefer a heart-shaped apple or a heart-shaped pear?

Feng Bu Wen: ???

The plot went off course, so Feng Bu Wen made a quick escape. But when he opened his eyes after being reborn, he found himself firmly bound to a bed.

Liu Huanqing wound his hair around his fingers and breathed into his ear: Do you prefer a heart-shaped knot or a heart-shaped jade x?

Feng Bu Wen: ?!!

P.S.:

1. Happy ending, 1v1.

2. A dazzling beauty who's dark on the inside but lazy on the outside vs. a scheming star who's white on the outside but dark within.

Please add my upcoming story to your favorites~ Who Needs a Kiss to Stay Alive?

Sheng Yunmiao was on his way to an audition when he unexpectedly became a ghost, and ran into his rival Yu Zhou, who was there to steal his role. In a fit of anger, he copied the hungry ghost from a TV drama and pressed his lips against Yu Zhou's.

The next second, the peachwood sword in Yu Zhou's hand shone with golden light.

"Who the hell could've known he was a Celestial Master?!"

But Sheng Yunmiao failed to die and instead had his hand grabbed by Yu Zhou, whose ever-present smile curved into a strange expression.

"Teacher Sheng, marry me."

Sheng Yunmiao: ???

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They agreed to a one-year contract marriage in exchange for "stabilizing his soul" and "keeping other admirers away."

They had never liked each other, and Sheng Yunmiao had a special constitution that required him to replenish his yang energy regularly.

Sheng Yunmiao had always been stubborn as a mule. Yu Zhou, mischievous by nature, waited with interest for him to come begging, but after waiting ages, no one came.

When Yu Zhou finally found him, Sheng Yunmiao kissed him without hesitation. Yu Zhou froze, then took a moment to assess it

Pomegranate flavor.

Pretty soft, too.

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Yu Zhou's yang energy was great, but getting it was such a hassle. To absorb more, Sheng Yunmiao didn't just have to kiss him; he had to hug him and, well, do the deed, too. And every time, Yu Zhou gave him less and less...

Hoping to escape Yu Zhou's tricks for good, Sheng Yunmiao decided he might as well find another way.

But after deliberately limiting how much yang energy he gave him, Yu Zhou noticed Sheng Yunmiao was becoming less and less proactive. He even had to initiate the kisses himself, and Sheng Yunmiao often couldn't be reached.

Three days later, Yu Zhou finally reached his breaking point. He caught Sheng Yunmiao meeting someone in a small park, grabbed him by the nape, and pulled him into his arms.

"Looks like your husband isn't enough to satisfy you?"

Sheng Yunmiao, who had run into a fan asking for an autograph: ??!!

Theme: Stay true to your original intentions and keep your heart turned toward the light