After one fateful turn of events, Helan Yao, the number one rebel of the martial world, had no choice but to remove his mask, put on women's clothes, and obey the imperial decree to marry his sworn enemy, Gu Changyue, the Minister of the Court of Judicial Review.
On their wedding day, the bride lifted her fan, revealing a peerlessly beautiful face that stunned everyone. He personally handed Gu Changyue a love knot, only for Gu to cut it to pieces with one stroke of his sword, then abandon him in front of everyone.
Gu Changyue swept out, then turned around with a smile and went to find the sworn enemy he had secretly loved for ages.
He waited until midnight, holding flowers, and finally the man appeared. But the moment they met, the other man slashed his robe to shreds with a single sword stroke.
Gu Changyue, looking completely innocent: What did I do to upset you?
Helan Yao, sneering: ...You tell me.
Dressed as a woman, Helan Yao fell deeply in love with Gu Changyue. Unfortunately, Gu was cold-blooded and heartless. He not only knocked over Helan's soup and tore his sachet, but even put his arm around a strange woman right in front of him.
Everyone cursed Gu Changyue for not appreciating what he had, but later they gradually noticed that Gu Changyue's face often sported bruises, a few vivid red scratches appeared on his neck and hands, and sometimes he even showed up in front of everyone looking miserable, his official robes soaked in filthy water.
The officials: Bah, faithless scoundrel! This is what you get!
Gu Changyue: Why does A Yao hate me? I've been so good to him.
Helan Yao: ...Do you want to hear yourself right now?
After years of devotion, his love finally seemed within reach. Helan Yao hated Gu Changyue for being as dense as a plank, and was just about to give up on love when, one day, he unexpectedly saw Gu Changyue holding a letter of divorce in one hand and their love knot in the other, murmuring to himself:
"A Yao and I are both men. I wonder if he'd be willing to marry me..."
Helan Yao: What?!
Bonus scene:
Before his identity was exposed
Gu Changyue: Tch, whoever wants this wife can have him.
After his identity was exposed
Gu Changyue: My wife?! That's my wife!!!
P.S.:
1. One-on-one, happy ending.
2. Helan Yao is the bottom, Gu Changyue is the top.
3. The story calls for it, so there will be a little more from the top's perspective, but most of it is still mainly from the bottom's perspective.
4. No side couples.
Blurb written on: 2023.4.7
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Blurb:
On his way to an audition, Sheng Yunmiao unexpectedly became a ghost and ran into his rival Yu Zhou, who was there to steal his role. In a fit of anger, he imitated a starving ghost from a TV show and pressed his lips against Yu Zhou's.
The next second, the peachwood sword in Yu Zhou's hand glowed with golden light.
"Who the hell could have guessed he was a celestial master?!"
But Sheng Yunmiao failed to get himself killed. Instead, Yu Zhou grabbed his hand, the corners of his usually expressionless mouth lifting into a strange smile.
"Teacher Sheng, let's get married."
Sheng Yunmiao: ???
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In exchange for "keeping his soul intact" and "keeping other suitors away," the two agreed to a one-year marriage contract.
They had never gotten along, and Sheng Yunmiao had a special constitution that required him to replenish his yang energy regularly.
Sheng Yunmiao had always been stubborn. Yu Zhou, who took perverse delight in things, waited with interest for him to come begging, but waited and waited with no sign of him.
When Yu Zhou finally found him, the other man kissed him without hesitation. Yu Zhou froze on the spot and took a moment to process it.
Pomegranate flavor.
Pretty soft, too.
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Yu Zhou's yang energy was great, but getting it was such a hassle. To absorb more, Sheng Yunmiao had to kiss him, hug him, and even fool around with him. And every time, Yu Zhou gave him less and less...
Wanting to get away from Yu Zhou's mischief as soon as possible, Sheng Yunmiao decided he might as well find another way.
After deliberately controlling how much yang energy he gave him, Yu Zhou noticed that Sheng Yunmiao was becoming less and less proactive. He even had to initiate the kisses himself, and often couldn't get in touch with him at all.
Three days later, Yu Zhou finally lost patience and caught Sheng Yunmiao meeting someone in a little park. He grabbed him by the nape and pulled him into his arms.
"Looks like your husband can't keep you satisfied anymore?"
Sheng Yunmiao, who had just run into a fan asking for an autograph: What?!
Theme: Hold fast to your principles and do good.
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When a Laid-Back Slacker Becomes a Ruthless Villain
The Pure-Hearted Shadow Guard Has Designs on Me
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After Swapping Lives with My Most-Hated Rival
The Passerby Hidden Guard Picked Up the Villain [Transmigration]
I feel bad, but Gu Changyue will definitely take good care of A Yao
Hahaha, I finally discovered it. Hahaha. Help, let's get together soon.
Ahhhhh, the conspiracy must be a conspiracy! Wuwuwu, Xiao Gu must be feeling very guilty, Ayao, come on, rescue Xiao Gu!
I'm really looking forward to the next plot! The beautiful and powerful Ayao is so adorable
Hahaha I want to see Lu Ting Qingyang's expression when he knows A Yao's identity
Woo hoo hoo, we've been waiting, promise him now! Although you are already together
Oh my god, Master Gu is an ENTP. It's so funny.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo subtle
Remember to leave quickly if you feel uncomfortable!
I'm so touched. After all the hardships, the two of them supported each other.