The System explained everything to Fang Zhichao in detail: As a straight man, you need to transmigrate into the main character of The Incense of the Furnace, a character who gets passed around.
Every character in the book is so obsessed with you that they want to swallow you whole.
You'll be humiliated by random passersby, forced into love by the Demon Lord, the first male lead, treated like a doll by the Dao Venerable, the second male lead, and have your heart cut out to make pills by the Buddhist scion, the third male lead.
The System's intention was to make Fang Zhichao give up once he understood the danger.
Instead, Fang Zhichao declared, "At the peak of immortality, I look down upon the world. With me, Fang Zhichao, here, I am the heavens!"
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Holding a useless-talent script, Fang Zhichao set his sights on the one person in the entire story unaffected by the protagonist's cauldron constitution: Yan Dao, the Sword Sect's senior disciple.
He establishes the rules and enforces the law, commanding respect and obedience.
A living King of Hell among the Three Venerables, Four Guardians, and Twenty-Four Great Houses, and the thousands of orthodox cultivation sects.
Fang Zhichao decided to make him his underling.
His underling was rather aloof, so Fang Zhichao had to use a few little tricks.
When it was cold, he sent the senior disciple a message: It's a little chilly today. I still haven't managed to make friends with you. Bai Hu said it'll rain tomorrow, but I heard, "Tomorrow, you'll be there."
When it was hot, he sent the senior disciple a message: It's getting hotter and hotter. Without your cold butt, I don't know what I'd do.
When his special constitution was exposed and the first and second male leads wanted to spend the night talking with him by candlelight, Fang Zhichao fled overseas but didn't forget to message the senior disciple: Senior Brother, you're the person I miss most when I'm struggling just to keep myself afloat!!
Yan Dao was born under an evil star, hated by people and shunned by ghosts.
In more than twenty years, this was the first time anyone had been so close to him.
Having a junior disciple who wasn't afraid of him seemed rather nice, though he was a little too noisy and far too popular with men.
"Senior Brother! Senior Brother! Someone wants to make it a man-on-man situation! Help, help, save me!"
"Senior Brother, help, save me."
"Brother, help, save me."
"Brother, save me."
"Save me."
...He wasn't just noisy, he was becoming more and more ill-mannered.
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Yan Dao knew he mustn't fall in love, but he still broke his vow.
Love arose, and the truth was revealed.
Baleful energy from heaven and earth devoured the spiritual acupoints throughout his body, but he still knelt willingly beside his junior disciple's bed. "My heart... loves you, too."
Fang Zhichao, whose only goal was to dominate the cultivation world: "???"
He pulled the covers over himself. "I'm straight----ahhhhh!"
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A sharp-tongued, pure-love devotee, a transmigrated receiver x a justice-bringing senior brother, the top, dominant protector
Theme: My fate is mine to decide, not heaven's!