Arkham Doesn't Want to Out Himself Today Either

Arkham Asylum, Gotham's famous training ground for the city's finest, finally evolved into a true human being after a long, long time. Since the facilities inside Arkham each have clearly defined roles, Arkham can even create a few secret identities for itself. Because it loves Batman, Arkham excitedly molded itself into the shape of a bat, and even turned neighboring Blackgate Penitentiary into a pink bat. Unfortunately, the inmates had too much influence on Arkham, giving it an entirely unnecessary set of aesthetic standards. Green hair, bright red lips, a “hahahaha” laugh, and a black mask on its face. It can bring on ear-splitting screams wherever it goes. It comes as no surprise that it attracts the attention of a whole bunch of bats. “Damn it! Which one of the old man's illegitimate kids are you?” The irritable Red Hood lifts up this miniature Joker-Bat, tempted to hand it a crowbar. “Where's your home?” the big blue bird asks with concern. “I'm Father's only true heir!” The Robin lunges forward, only for Red Robin to grab him from behind and pin him down. “What are you to the Joker?” Red Robin asks gravely. “I don't like the Joker.” This little one, almost a miniature Bruce, sits on the ground with a pout. He looks up with watery blue eyes. “He always likes putting things inside me, and says it's because he likes bats. It hurts so much.” There are bombs in Arkham far too often, and every time it happens, Arkham hurts. It's just that for some reason, although this is something it's used to, the four little birds in front of it look terrifyingly grim. “Did I do something wrong?” Arkham asks the Blackgate Penitentiary perched on its shoulder. “Why not say Nygma is always writing and drawing on you? That might sound a little less bad.” The little birds look even worse. Arkham senses that something is off, so it sends out one of its hospital ward avatars. Gotham gains a black-haired, green-eyed man carrying a giant syringe, raving about making the Joker take responsibility... Then Batman himself catches him and brings him back to the Batcave. Arkham is undeterred. It sends out an electroshock room next. It electrocutes everyone it sees, living a happy and contented life, with one great wish: to electrocute the Joker. Then it gets caught again... The main point is to torment the Joker, with some fake Joker x Bat content (?). Theme: Protecting buildings is everyone's responsibility.