[Please add my next book, Do You Want to Date a Sweet Little Zombie Omega?]
★ Blurb for You'd Better Give Up, or You'll Turn Gay:
Qiu Yiyao gets a punishment in a game of dares: he has to stay in a relationship with a classmate for six months, and whoever can't take it anymore loses.
And the person he's paired with is his sworn enemy, Jiang Nuo. They're the kind of guys who get into a fight at the slightest disagreement!
"Can't handle it?"
The game begins amid their mutual taunts.
Their classmates: "Shouldn't we just call it off?"
But no one can stop them!
Qiu Yiyao gets caught arriving late.
Jiang Nuo says coldly, "Two seconds late is still late. That's a point off."
Qiu Yiyao flashes a bright smile. "Boyfriend, can't you make an exception?"
Onlookers: "What's going on? You... him...?"
Qiu Yiyao is ranting in an empty alley, putting on a deranged performance of melodramatic internet slang, when he happens to run into Jiang Nuo.
Jiang Nuo silently curls his lips into a smirk, turning his mockery up to the max.
Qiu Yiyao: "Shit!" He gets so mad he hurts himself.
To know his enemy and himself, and win every battle, Qiu Yiyao goes to the forum to find out what Jiang Nuo likes, then carefully memorizes it all.
But Jiang Nuo is holding a sticky note. "I accidentally saw this just now. Can I ask what this is?"
Qiu Yiyao: "!!!"
Pretending to be a couple gives them the perfect cover to scheme against each other, fight for the upper hand, and push each other to the limit.
Lose a round today, then win one back tomorrow.
In an empty classroom, a chase that started out murderous turns into playful teasing that's only half a joke. When they run out of breath, one gets pinned against the blackboard, close enough to count the other's eyelashes.
In broad daylight, Qiu Yiyao dozes with his head on Jiang Nuo's shoulder, their school uniform hiding their lovey-dovey little thoughts.
Even when they're pretending to be serious, there's always something going on. Jiang Nuo listens to the lesson while his fingers brush against Qiu Yiyao's thigh, seemingly by accident.
It tickles a little, but he can't bring himself to pull away.
"They're so sweet!"
"My ship is holding hands in class, sob!"
"I want to be that desk so I can find out what they do under it every day."
The longer they keep up the act, the harder it gets to tell whether they're playing a role or being themselves.
Why can't you help wanting to touch him?
Why are you staring at his lips?
You'd better give up, or you'll turn gay!
Notes:
* One-on-one romance, happy ending
* A sweet slice-of-life romance with plenty of teasing and push-and-pull.
* They can't stand each other at first, and use the fake relationship as an excuse to mess with each other.
* A fake school bully gets led down the point-of-no-return path of studying hard and making progress every day by a real top student.
* Ah, this fearsome competitive spirit!
★ Coming soon: Do You Want to Date a Sweet Little Zombie Omega?
Hua Yuan is a little Omega zombie who awakens in the post-apocalyptic world with human consciousness, confused and lost.
To survive, Hua Yuan has to pass himself off as human.
Sweet and well-behaved, he soon wins everyone's hearts. The only one unmoved is Lan Chi, a cold, S-rank Alpha, who even furrows his brow as if he doesn't like Hua Yuan much.
Later, Hua Yuan learns that Lan Chi is the head of the zombie research center, the one rumored to dissect zombies without blinking.
Hua Yuan: I can already feel my body starting to hurt. Is it too late to run?
Hua Yuan tries to sneak away several times, but his enthusiastic teammates keep dragging him back.
The team, raising their fists: Protect our little Omega!
Hua Yuan: QAQ
Since sneaking away won't work, Hua Yuan, whose thought process takes a rather unusual turn, decides to do the opposite: relentlessly pester Lan Chi until he kicks him out!
Hua Yuan gives Lan Chi the food his companions gave him, openly declaring his affection.
He constantly pesters him with words, asking if he wants to date a sweet little Omega, and calls him "Brother Chi" in a soft, sweet voice every day.
He deliberately falls into Lan Chi's arms during an Omega heat, cuddling up and rubbing against him, begging for a hug.
Hua Yuan: If I make a few more unreasonable demands, Brother Chi will definitely kick me out!
Everyone: If he gets one centimeter closer, Brother Chi will definitely flip him over!
But Lan Chi just rubs his temple and says, his voice utterly calm, "All right."
Hua Yuan and everyone else: ???
Everything else is fake. The heat is real.
After Hua Yuan makes it to a human city, he can't wait to get away from Lan Chi, in case he gets taken in for dissection.
One day, Hua Yuan says to an S-rank Alpha, "Hey, could you give me a hug? I'm feeling a little hot and uncomfortable."
The moment the words leave his mouth, a familiar hand clamps around his wrist.
Lan Chi pushes Hua Yuan stumbling into a corner. For once, the usually aloof Lan Chi sounds irritated and flustered as he asks, "How many big brothers do you have, anyway?"
"A sweet and feisty Omega zombie who likes to bite, the bottom × an overwhelmingly powerful but cold Alpha, head of the zombie research center, the top"
Theme: Feeling lost is a necessary part of growing up.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why is there such a sweet article? The love between teenagers is so pure. The author uses plain language to express the feelings between two people. Although there is no gorgeous rhetoric, it is precisely because of this that it can attract more people to see him. This article is not a mindless sweet article. It also contains the author's self-view of teenage love and expresses the world's cognitive attitude towards it. At the same time, it also shows the tenacity and passion of young people, the courage to move forward without fear of the world, and the vitality that youth should have. The conflicts and imperfections between families cannot affect the mutual attraction between people. I can only say: Hold on, young people, don't be hindered by all difficulties, continue to love each other bravely and fearlessly!
I really like the author's writing style, and the characters' personalities are also described very delicately! Young love always impresses me. I really like this book!!! I didn't know I was into V at first, but after reading the first few chapters of this book, I thought it was great!!! I really like the character design!! The two of them really love each other, and the supporting characters are really inspirational. I love them so much!!! The author has done a lot of hard work. The first book is very well written, very good!!!
Well, actually, no one cares about what the truth is, do they? Sometimes, we only care about whether they really love each other, hehehe
Laughing, he still has fucking living expenses
It would be rude if you two didn't take a photo of the two of you in trousers.
The writing is really good, and the plot is also great!
Go ahead, I just want to know when someone with a discerning eye will turn this into a radio drama! The best protagonists are my favorite voice actors, Xuan ZONE and Jing Xiangheyi!!!!!
Hehe, in fact, generally only 0 searches for topics like "how to do 1" (laughing jpg.)
I've finished reading it, the author is great!
I beg the author to never write about dark crawling things again. I don't know that I have a habit of embarrassing others.