Spring Outing in Taoxiang

[Girl, do you want to see the counselor kneel down? Click on the author's column "College Student: Tyrant?" I? At the end of the text, college students and emperors cross paths with each other in ancient and modern times, and the college students eat a good meal together before being poisoned. It is a refreshing article, welcome to taste it Copywriting of this article: Taoxiang wears books, others dress as princes, generals and ministers, and he dresses as a little local dog from the slums! Dogs can be dogs and they can survive. Everyone is living in troubled times and is homeless. When the owner's family is preparing to eat dog meat to satisfy their hunger, Taoxiang runs away in a panic and accidentally hits a stone with her dog's paw, and the stone turns into a steamed bun! The most surprising thing is that every time he turns a stone into food, he can gain one hour of free human form! Good guy, Taoxiang took the little master who saved him directly to the road of cheating! Lost in the wilderness? It doesn't matter, just watch this mountain of rocks turn into buns, burgers, and cream cakes for you! Forced conscription? Small problem, open a canteen in the military camp to make money! Enemy siege? The dog feels happy when his paw touches the stone, and everyone gathers around the fire to have a barbecue party! Enemy soldiers with empty stomachs: ... Are you polite? The delicious food attack is too heart-wrenching, the enemy retreats with tears (saliva), and the little master has made a contribution! Just when he was thinking about retreating, a pair of warm hands picked up the fat body of the little native dog. The little master said in a hoarse voice with uncontrollable possessiveness and madness: "Where are you going to escape to?" In the first life, Taoxiang was imprisoned by hungry people after his special powers were discovered. When Li Chunyou rescued him and escaped, they both fell off a cliff. In the second life, he and Taoxiang traveled far away, but died without a burial place in the troubled times due to the war. In the third life, Taoxiang turned into a puppy! After watching his sweetheart die tragically countless times, Li Chunyou, who had been tortured half-crazy, bit his lip and hugged the little native dog in one hand, holding a spear in the other, with a gloomy look. How to change your destiny in troubled times? Externally, he is cold-blooded and cruel at all costs; Internally, she weaves sweet and gentle lies for him, leading him to sink. Just when Li Chunyou thought everything was safe and secretly wiped the blood on his hands and looked back for him, Tao Xiang ran away on his own. Li Chunyou smiled slightly and dug his nails into the flesh of his palms. "I love you so much." Small theater: On a dark and windy night, there was a rustling sound in the kitchen. Turning on the light, Taoxiang, who turned into a human form, wiped the spicy stick oil awkwardly and waved, "Hello?" Li Chunyou's pupils shrank, and he forced himself to repress the words he taught himself in his previous life: "I am tied to Q." Pure sunshine, silly dog shou (through the book) x paranoid possessiveness and scheming attack (rebirth) Consumption warning: 1: Please take a look at the pre-receipt 2: A sweet and sad combination, the whole thing is light and sweet, but it also serves the plot, HE 3: Gong is not a good person, and he has slicing, which makes slicing even crazier. Please do not let the character's actions lead to the author's third opinion! ———————————————————————— The sand sculpture next door reads "College Student: Tyrant?" I? [Brainless funny sand sculptures, ancient and modern times intertwined, cp bamboo horse] Good news: I escaped the physical test by dressing up as an emperor hahahahahaha Bad news: He is a bad emperor, a tyrant who is hated by everyone. Long Yin pointed at himself: Me? Tyrant? Me? (Patrick Dementia jpg) Haha, you are still going crazy! The tyrant who is hated by everyone seems to have been kicked in the head by a donkey recently. The tyrant held a banquet with the intention of killing all his officials who disobeyed him. The courageous old ministers came to the banquet. During the banquet, they pointed at the tyrant and cursed him as if he were dead. I saw the tyrant walking towards him step by step, his sinister eyes narrowed slightly, and he leaned over and whispered softly: "I am practicing high emotional intelligence, please don't embarrass me." Veteran: "?" The tyrant cried and begged: "I have high emotional intelligence, I have high emotional intelligence!" Soon after, because of his outspokenness and uprightness, the old minister was promoted to a higher rank and became the emperor's master. * The tyrant chooses his concubine regardless of gender. Everyone cried together and tremblingly sent their children to the palace. Facing so many handsome men and beauties, the tyrant raised his lips and said: "Those who have read "The Art of War" will stay, and the rest will be eliminated." Everyone: "?" "If you can skillfully recite and write the following articles silently, the rest will disappear from my eyes smoothly." Everyone took a look and saw the first sentence of the article: "Learn new ideas and strive to become a new youth. Welcome to this issue of Youth Study..." Soon after, the group of people who were supposed to become concubines all became local officials. They were born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze, and the people praised her endlessly. Long Yin:? Aren't I going crazy and showing off? Why are you so prosperous? * The king of the Western Regions visited Daqi and deliberately jabbered in barbarian language. The college students said: "How are you" so scared that they lost their minds and knelt down on the spot to bow their heads. (Added abstract plot) * Long Yin, who was loved by everyone in the world by showing off his inexplicable power, lamented the years. Long Yin looked at the young guard who had the same face as Zhu Ma and said affectionately: "Do you know, I used to have a roommate who looks exactly like you." Little guard: "Your Majesty, please elaborate." Long Yin: "My roommate has a bad temper, an arrogant personality, and a lot of mysophobia. He has nothing but good looks. Alas, I miss him a little bit." Little guard: "..." Long Yin: "I~ really~ miss~ him~" Little guard: "... You want to go" Long Yin stared at the little guard's red earlobes, suddenly smiled evilly and pinched his waist, and then got a slap in the face as he wished. Long Yin covered his face in grievance: "Stop pretending, you are the only one who dares to 'caress' the emperor's cheek like this." Feng Xiao, who also traveled through time but failed to pretend, gritted his teeth: "You call this caressing!" Intention: Conditions are limited but perseverance continues to fight for the future