Revealing the Causes of Death of the Three Kingdoms Dream Team [Historical Livestream]

Coming soon: The Day Before Guo Jia Died

The Deaths of the Three Kingdoms Dream Team, Revealed

Song Ran used to be a game streamer. By a twist of fate, she became a history streamer, revealing how the Three Kingdoms dream team met their ends. Her livestream just happened to appear at the end of the Eastern Han dynasty.

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After learning how they would die, they started making their escape ahead of time:

Lu Bu: I can't believe I'll kill my adoptive father, Dong Zhuo. Now he must know I'm going to kill him. I'd better run.

Yang Xiu: I really did think too much. I shouldn't have tried to guess what my lord was thinking. I'd better leave early.

Cai Mao: Cao Cao knows I'll die by his hand, so he'll surely suspect that I'll try to kill him.

Pang Tong: Stay away from places with bad omens.

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After learning how they would die, they seemed to cherish life more:

Cao Cao: Don't come on campaign with me. I'll make sure you get the best doctors.

Guo Jia: My lord, you were the one who killed the divine physician Hua Tuo, too.

Cao Cao: I just won't kill him, then.

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After learning how they would die, their troops became even harder to lead:

During the Battle of Red Cliffs, the armies called it a night. In the barracks,

Soldier A: Hey, brother, our boss is about to die.

Soldier B: And you're still in the mood to eat? Let's get out of here!

Soldier A: He's the one who's going to die, not me.

Soldier B: Who do you think you are? History won't even remember your name. Run!

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Some members of the dream team even watched the sky screen on schedule, ready to find new work.

General A: You're all about to die! Open the city gates and let the chancellor in. Our chancellor will treat you well.

The defending soldiers, munching on snacks as they watched: Can it wait? Let us watch today's preview first.

Reader's Guide:

1. A parallel world and parallel timeline, not historically accurate.

2. Changes in the parallel universe will not alter the mainstream history shown in the modern livestream.

3. The timeline is chaotic.

4. No romance.

5. A humorous ensemble story about taking it easy and staying healthy.

Theme: Learn from history.