I Became a Hit Across the Stars by Livestreaming Food Delivery

A hilarious, feel-good story with a powerful female lead. Also check out my other works: Whatever, Luosifen Will Handle It, No Quick Transmigration Allowed, and Graduates' Spiritual Power Test.

I Went Viral in Space by Delivering Takeout on Livestream

"Ding-dong! A new order has arrived."

He Tiantian leaped out of bed at the sound.

These days, it wasn't an alarm clock or a dream that woke her up. It was an order.

He Tiantian had been a college student, forced to compete and unable to take it easy. After somehow transmigrating to the interstellar era, she was forced to join a takeout System. She'd thought she could finally enjoy life here, but it turned out she still had to make money and build a career.

System: Here's your delivery vehicle.

He Tiantian: Hey! You're seriously expecting me to deliver takeout on a bicycle?

System: Don't be ridiculous. This is a high-tech, hybrid, two-wheeled vehicle.

Once you've delivered ten orders, you'll get a better delivery vehicle!

He Tiantian: It'd take a thousand years to pedal to neighboring Planet R2796.

I'll never finish even one order in my lifetime!

System: No, no. Just livestream while delivering, and you'll get a bonus.

Good luck!

He Tiantian had thought it was completely impossible, but the delivery vehicle turned out to be pretty handy. It got her to Planet R2796 in ten minutes.

Her livestreams went smoothly. Every restaurant she complained about suddenly became a hit.

He Tiantian: Whoa, why is there a slime in this bubble tea? (Crying)

Passerby: Wow! It looks delicious. Girls, let's order some together tomorrow!

He Tiantian: This explosive chili is so spicy I can smell it from here! Didn't they say interstellar peppers weren't spicy?

Passerby: I love the feeling of my lips burning off! Wait, I'll order some. Another one!

And interstellar food was fascinating, too: explosive potatoes, volcano pizza, cold firefly-grass salad, and charcoal-grilled Gulumis. There were even giant octopuses with eighty-eight tentacles waiting for you to catch them...

This was so different from what He Tiantian had heard about interstellar food.

From then on, she became a hugely popular interstellar food influencer.

She even met someone from her home planet.

He Tiantian: You're from Earth?

Meng You: That's right! I'm from China, on Earth!

He Tiantian: I found someone from home! What kind of food do you mainly make?

Meng You: I can make all kinds of things. I graduated from New Oriental Culinary School.

He Tiantian: Really? Then why do I smell something burning?

Meng You: (Scratches his head.)

Reader's guide:

1. A wild imagination, no theoretical basis, and no attempt at historical or scientific accuracy.

2. Couple + one-on-one romance + happy ending

Coming soon: Whatever, Luosifen Will Handle It

He Miaomiao unexpectedly arrived in the interstellar era and opened a little restaurant to make a living. When the Crow Nebula ran short of chefs, she was pushed into taking part in the first-ever interstellar, livestreamed cooking competition.

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Crow Nebula's Elegant Chef: Behold this dish of...

Misty Rain Nebula.

Smoke swirled over the plate, and there was... absolutely nothing on it.

The judges looked at one another: What are we supposed to eat?

Crow Nebula's Elegant Chef: Its sweet, fragrant taste is already in the air. Just breathe it in, and you can savor my creation.

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Crow Nebula's Master Chef: I've made a dish that showcases the wonders of technology...

Air Bread.

(With great emotion) If the entire interstellar realm ever turns into an ice age, let us...

Judges: It's tasteless and hard to swallow.

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Crow Nebula's Young Chef: Behold this vibrant dish...

Happy Slime.

The moment the lid was lifted, the slime hopped out joyfully and ran amok. The competition had to be suspended.

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No one expected the dishes from the Crow Nebula to be so bizarre that they lost every round.

He Miaomiao had to come up with a dish that would beat all the others.

Whatever, Luosifen Will Handle It.

Host: What is that smell? It's hard to describe.

Diner: What is that taste? It lingers for three days.

Judge: What is this dish? It's truly one of a kind.

That was luosifen, and it would become the number one food in the interstellar realm.

Currently updating: The Fake Princess's Dark Moonlight

Xie Qinghan fell from grace. He had once been a young hero, but now he suffered from a strange illness and slaughtered people without mercy. He went from being the beloved dream man every woman in the capital wanted to marry to a fearsome villain everyone wanted dead.

He had once had a childhood sweetheart, Wen Yaoyao.

Wen Yaoyao was a princess of the Liang Kingdom, and she had no say in her own marriage. She thought she would carry that last glimpse of Xie Qinghan, before his departure, in her heart for the rest of her life.

But she never imagined that after spending sixteen years as a princess held high above everyone else, she would discover just before her political marriage that she was only a changeling, not a princess. All those years of pampered living had been nothing more than preparation for her to be used as a replacement bride.

What she never expected was that when she was pursued by both the Liang and Li kingdoms in her wedding dress, he would be the only one to step forward and save her.

"You're getting married?" He didn't dare look at her.

"I'm running away from my wedding. Will you help me?"

She gazed at him, her bright eyes more luminous than ever.

He held her close, his arms stronger than before.

She had regretted countless times that she hadn't taken his hand back then.

He, too, had regretted countless times that he hadn't had the courage to take her away.

They had thought those regrets would haunt them for the rest of their lives.

They never expected fate to bring them together again.

This time, she wasn't a fake princess. She was his princess alone.

He was no longer someone else's beloved dream man. He was her moonlight alone.

Down-and-out fake princess x Mad general used as a human medicine vessel

Reader's guide:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. Push and pull, a story of mutual healing.

3. Fictional setting, no attempt at historical accuracy.

2023/4/10

Currently updating: The Sword Immortal on White Cloud Mountain

A lighthearted, hilarious story with a powerful female lead.

Xiao Wenxue was born with spiritual meridians and was a martial arts prodigy.

She went to White Cloud Mountain to become a disciple because "there's a sword immortal on White Cloud Mountain."

But after becoming the sword immortal's disciple, she never saw the immortal's true face.

Was the sword immortal really that mysterious? Could it be that they were just terribly ugly?

One day, she would stand at the very top of that mountain, but she would become her own person, not the White Cloud Sword Immortal.

Cool, aloof female sword cultivator x Lively young Daoist

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The first time they met,

The cheerful young man Mu Jiuyang stepped forward and asked, "Miss, would you like me to tell your fortune? It's free."

There was no harm in finding out, and Xiao Wenxue didn't take him seriously. "What are you going to tell?"

Mu Jiuyang: "Your romantic future."

Xiao Wenxue smiled faintly. "What romantic future can cultivators have?"

Mu Jiuyang made a calculation with his fingers. "Miss, you're destined for a happy marriage."

The second time they met,

Mu Jiuyang was brimming with confidence. "Miss, let me tell your fortune. It's free."

Xiao Wenxue laughed at the Daoist for being so unserious. "What are you going to tell?"

Mu Jiuyang: "Your future husband."

Xiao Wenxue shook her head. "What husband can cultivators have?"

Mu Jiuyang suddenly leaned closer. "The person destined for you is right in front of you."

On the immortal mountain,

Mu Jiuyang stood aloof from the world. "Miss, shall I tell your fortune?"

Xiao Wenxue didn't believe him. "You can't actually tell fortunes, can you?"

Mu Jiuyang replied with a smile, "I can't tell fortunes. I can only calculate the date of your wedding."

Xiao Wenxue gazed at the distant sky. "What wedding date can cultivators have?"

Mu Jiuyang: "When all the birds pay homage to the phoenix."

Behind him, golden light flashed as a phoenix was reborn.

Coming soon: Has Eunuch Su Managed to Keep His Life Today?

Su Chen was reported for being a keyboard warrior and forced to repent inside a System. He became Su De'an, Eunuch Su, the emperor's trusted aide in a novel. Su Chen had skimmed through that novel, but who could remember the eunuch's scenes? All he remembered was that Eunuch Su was a smooth operator who relied on three women in the imperial harem and carefully climbed his way up.

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Su Chen remembered that his first mistress was Empress Chen.

Emperor: Su De'an, tell me, what on earth is the empress doing?

Su Chen: The empress is the mistress of the harem, so she must have her reasons. Consort Lin is arrogant and overbearing, and unworthy of her position.

On his way out, he happened to run into Consort Lin, who was waiting outside.

Consort Lin: I see you've grown wings and forgotten where you came from!

Su Chen: Oh no, I remembered the wrong mistress.

He had offended Consort Lin.

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Su Chen remembered that his second mistress was Consort Qiao.

Consort Qiao was due to enter the palace that very day.

Su Chen tried to curry favor by putting her portrait at the top of the pile.

Emperor: Where's my map?

He casually tossed the portrait aside.

Consort Qiao never made it into the palace.

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Su Chen remembered that his third mistress was Consort Jin.

Su Xiaowan: Noble Lady Jin, I hope you'll guide me from now on.

Consort Xiao: This Noble Lady Jin is no simple woman. Find an excuse to beat her to death with a rod.

Noble Lady Jin died.

With none of the three consorts left to rely on, Eunuch Su had to tread carefully in the palace.

Su Chen: I'm done with all this. I just want to stay alive...

Graduates' Spiritual Power Test (Complete)

In the future, people will no longer choose their own careers. The most powerful System will assign them jobs based on their spiritual power test results.

Graduates of every major and educational level must take the annual spiritual power test.

Their majors and grades will be converted into combat power.

The System will assign jobs according to their ratings.

Yan Yu was put into the elimination round from the start, but she wasn't at the bottom of the pack. She could carry the whole team, too.

One bag at the start, and all your gear comes from scavenging.

She can handle monster fights, puzzles, and competitions with ease.

Her love interest seems to have a cheat, leveling up with good luck all the way.

Career-focused heroine x Dog-headed, cheating strategist

She wants to prove that she's not useless, and that success is about more than competing for profit.

The first dungeon was frustrating and pushed the heroine to her limits. After the revival round, she gradually grew stronger.

What secrets are hidden behind this supposedly fair spiritual power test?

Scene:

The four of them were each in a different state of mind.

Yan Yu: Oh, he knows! These people can only talk. Not one of them can fight.

Cheng Ci: I'm giving you a chance! How could anything happen to you while I'm here?

Shen Chen: Anyone can go. What matters is defeating the enemy in one move.

Tang Jiutang: What do the powerful people's love-hate entanglements have to do with me?

No Quick Transmigration Allowed (Complete)

Lin Song was temporarily transferred to the Time-Space Administration, where he was tasked with handling illegal quick transmigration.

Once he completed his System assignment, he could return to his ordinary life.

Miss Cheng: I've lost my memory. What's my name?

Lin Song (bursting through the door): You're a... transmigrator.

Mr. Li: What year is it?

Lin Song (suddenly appearing): Today is... the day you die.

Lin Song only needed to catch one habitual quick transmigrator to earn a promotion and return home in glory.

He ran, she chased, and he couldn't escape even with wings.

For Lin Song, it was a System upgrade.

For Gu Chen, it was an endless escape.

Cool-headed actress x Ridiculous unlucky guy

Watch these bickering enemies fall in love while they fight each other every step of the way.

Theme: Hard work is the key to success