Q: What's it like to be married to the Ghost King?
Qianli: Thanks for asking. I'm in Heian-kyo, and I've been married to my husband for five years. He's been sickly since childhood, and after we got married, he started suspecting everything, convinced I was cheating on him. My goal is to outlive him and reach the pinnacle of life.
My husband can barely get out of bed. His kidney tonic is sugar-free. I take him out to sunbathe every day, and I've already glimpsed the dawn of my future as a rich widow. I've even picked out my future boy toy.
Then one day, my husband sat bolt upright on his deathbed. It was a medical miracle: his kidney deficiency cured itself without medicine.
Qianli tearfully gave up on her dream, only to discover that her husband couldn't be seen in the sunlight anymore. Somehow, he had become the Ghost King, and he planned to turn her into a ghost, too.
Abe Qianli, whose family had been onmyoji for three generations and who had an older brother named Seimei: ...
How is she supposed to deal with a husband like this?
After failing to turn her into a ghost and nearly getting killed by Seimei, her Ghost King husband flew into a rage and threatened to break up with her, trying to make Qianli live with him in the dark.
Qianli, who rather likes sunbathing: Fine, let's break up. The next one will be even better.
After breaking up with her husband, Qianli tried to heal her broken heart by embarking on one unforgettable romance after another.
The King of Curses may be invincible and supreme, but he brings Qianli a little flower every day.
The brain is devious and scheming, yet so well-behaved that he can give birth on his own, letting Qianli become a mom without the pain.
Though Naraku is a half-demon, he's so handsome, and the way he puts shoes on Qianli looks just like her former husband. The new one is just like the old one.
Even the sword spirits Qianli awakened after becoming a Saniwa are all naturally gorgeous and graceful.
Who could possibly resist that?
A thousand years later, after trying every kind of sweet young thing and bad boy the world has to offer, Qianli looks back on the past and decides to remarry her husband. The Ghost King, who had only suggested breaking up in a fit of pique, regrets it so much his hair has turned green.
Muzan, who planned to kill every man who came after his wife, never expected that he wouldn't be able to beat a single one of Qianli's new beaus.
This is ridiculous!
(Blurb dated March 15, 2023. A screenshot has been saved and posted on Weibo.)
Theme: A dull life needs a little joy.