My Group Chat Connects All the Dynasties

The many eras whose histories were partly spoiled by high-dimensional livestreams are once again visited by a projection from a higher dimension. But this time, it's not a livestream. It's a group chat. After the first sky screen descended and revealed all sorts of awful things about their awful descendants, emperors, ministers, and commoners across the ages are on edge and braced for anything, with every kind of pill at the ready. Then lines of text appear on the light screen before them: [Don't want to transmigrate. If I have to, I'd only go to the modern Republican era. If it's ancient times, then the Tang dynasty] [If I absolutely have to transmigrate to ancient times, no question, the Tang dynasty] [Exactly! I love Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Wu of Han, and Emperor Taizu of Ming... but the Great Tang is still the best!] Ying Zheng: ? Is my Great Qin not good enough? Liu Che: ?? Is my Great Han not good enough? Zhu Yuanzhang: ??? Is my Great Ming not good enough? Li Shimin (delighted): My Great Tang is naturally the best! The elders of the Republican era (worried): Why transmigrate at all? Why not live your lives properly? What a bunch of troublesome brats! [Transmigration Survival Guide: It's hopeless. Just end it] [The land of Huaxia doesn't support idle gods: Sigh, all I want is peace of mind] [Greening the whole universe: Let's see, where haven't we planted vegetables yet?] [...] The emperors: Our descendants are terrifying! The elders: What?! You can't grow vegetables on the moon? The emperors: ...? Are you sure you're reacting to the right thing? [Bonus Stories] [When Qin Shi Huang Gets a Second Phoenix as His Son] [This Is Definitely Not Emperor Taizong of Tang] [I Rebuild the Great Song Dynasty with Puppet Arts] [Notes] ◎ The eras in the group chat have already been covered once, through a livestream for all the people, limited to Huaxia (excluding the Xiongnu, Turks, Jurchen, Japanese, and others). The first round mainly covered incompetent rulers, corrupt officials, and their outrageous actions. Other topics were mentioned, but not much. (This is just the setting. I haven't written that kind of story!) ◎ History doesn't feature much. I like Er Feng best, so he'll probably get more screen time. (There are already lots of wonderful authors writing stories like this. I won't presume to compete. They're all amazing! Highly recommended!!!) ◎ There is no interaction, and the group won't know that people from the past, including the Republican and wartime eras, can see their chat. It's just casual conversation and venting. A brainless, amateurish diary-style story, with truly terrible writing. ◎ My update record is very, very bad. Updates are whenever I get around to them, so read at your own risk. Theme: Treasure the present and look to the future