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[Check out my upcoming novel in the author’s column: "The Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Character Is Forced to Become Cannon Fodder After Transmigrating into a Book." Blurb at the bottom.]
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Liu Sihang graduated from the English department of a no-name university, but couldn’t find a job after graduation. By a twist of fate, his flashy livestreams ranking emperors throughout history went viral.
What he didn’t know was that his livestream was being broadcast to a parallel timeline.
"Uncovering the Emperor Who Cried the Most: Li Shimin"
"A Closer Look at the First Emperor in History to Force His Father to Eat Dumplings: Liu Bang"
"A Closer Look at the First Emperor in History: Qin Shi Huang"
"Ranking the Most Bizarre Love Lives of Emperors"
"Ranking the Ten Most Pathetic Emperors in History"
"A Discussion of Ancient Emperors with Unusual Fetishes"
"Ranking the Ten Emperors Most Likely to Appear on History Exams"
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Later, Liu Sihang was pulled into an "Emperors' Group Chat," where he discovered that the viewers seemed even more interested in the history questions on the college entrance exams.
So, as the number in his bank account kept growing, Liu Sihang began collecting all kinds of exam questions.
[Today, we're doing National History Paper 1.]
[Not long after ascending the throne, Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, accepted the advice of ( ), dismissing the hundred schools of thought and elevating Confucianism alone, giving Confucian thought a preeminent position and making it the mainstream ideology of the Han Dynasty.]
[a. Dongfang Shuo]
[b. Zhufu Yan]
[c. Dong Zhongshu]
[d. Gongsun Hong]
Liu Bang: "Emperor Wu of Han? Liu... Liu what?"
Qin Shi Huang: "Confucianism?"
Li Shimin: "Choose C."
Emperor Wu of Han: "?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "How did you answer my question correctly before I did?!"
[Note: Chapters 1–13 introduce the characters. History questions begin after Chapter 14.]
1. OOC warning: lots of liberties taken with history, written purely for the author's own amusement.
2. Everyone can see the livestream, but only emperors can see the group chat.
3. Parallel timelines. Emperors from different timelines can talk through the group chat.
4. Just a fun story. Hope you enjoy it~
[Upcoming Novel]
The villain Huai Yuan is a famous beautiful, strong, and tragic character in a book. He was driven out of his immortal sect as a child, and his parents were brutally murdered. He fought his way through countless obstacles for revenge, but his obsession eventually drove him mad.
Gu Qing had just passed his pharmacist exam when, after staying up all night reading the novel, he transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder character who shared his name.
The System gave him a simple, brutal mission: destroy Huai Yuan before he kills any more people.
On his first try, he pretended to be Huai Yuan's honest, dependable bodyguard, while secretly conspiring with Huai Yuan's enemy. On the night of the full moon, Huai Yuan rewarded him with a cup of poisoned wine, killing him.
On his second try, he decided to oppose Huai Yuan openly. But before he had even been alive for three days, someone assassinated him in secret.
After dying twice without knowing why, Gu Qing was reborn for the third time and decided to return to his old trade: making medicine.
Poison, to be exact. A lethal poison with no antidote.
So, reborn for the third time, Gu Qing dutifully worked at a small apothecary. He studied tirelessly, balanced the ingredients, and refined the mixture. At last, he created a poison unlike any other in the world.
But he faced one big problem: how was he supposed to make Huai Yuan take it?
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He painstakingly set a trap, luring Huai Yuan into it step by step. At last, with Huai Yuan bound, Gu Qing forced him to take the poison.
Huai Yuan was willing to take it, but had one request: "Feed it to me."
Gu Qing: "?"
After feeding it to Huai Yuan, Gu Qing felt a huge weight lift from his heart.
It worked at last!
But after taking the poison, Huai Yuan raised a hand and brushed his lips twice, as if savoring the warmth of Gu Qing's fingers. Under Gu Qing's expectant gaze, he gave a wicked laugh. "This poison... tastes pretty good."
Hey! Nobody told him this guy had already evolved into a demon!!
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His soldiers stood in mighty ranks, and his palace glittered with gold and jade. At Huai Yuan's command, every one of them would gladly die for him.
Huai Yuan smiled. "Marry me, and I'll give you half the empire."
Gu Qing gave him a couple of perfunctory laughs, then said earnestly, "Before I marry you, could you die first? I have a thing for being a widow."
Huai Yuan: "?"
1. One-on-one, both leads are each other's only partner, happy ending.
2. Set in a completely fictional world. Basically a mindless, indulgent, sweet romp.
Theme: Remember real history
The writing is quite good. It would be more interesting if Qin Huang and others were in their mature stage.
After Qin Shihuang unified the six kingdoms, he called himself King of Qin,? Then why did he stipulate that I can only be used by the emperor? Can I hold on until I'm full? Li Shimin is like a novice
Help, there are so many historical live broadcast articles, this is the first time I see it written like this. The characters are seriously OOC, and calling yourself an emperor is wrong. Even if you watch a few TV series, it won't be like this, right? Baidu can't do it? Do you have any historical knowledge? How dare you write that?
I like to answer questions in live broadcasts
Ha
Hahahahahaha I have experienced the fun of teasing children. Hahahahaha author, please write more, it's so fun. What a treasure author!
I feel dizzy (sad)
Is this First Emperor so incompetent and mentally retarded? You are writing about the emperor of the Song Dynasty, right?
Um, the description here is a bit confusing.
Long time no see, madam! I'm really happy to get the update XDDDD