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Yu Xiaoxian, an overworked office drone who died from exhaustion, was tragically seconded to the Fengdu City livestream channel. She had to keep working like a drone and earn enough merit before she could be promoted.
"...Our goal is to give our target audience a proper understanding of life and death, provide health education, foster benevolent leaders with well-rounded development in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor, and help the people live in peace..."
Note: Merit KPI scores are weighted according to tips received during each livestream.
Matched client: Qin Shi Huang, the emperor of the ages!
He sought immortality, feared death, and loved taking pills. Although his tomb was built in spectacular fashion, in the end he lay among a pile of salted fish, touring the afterlife.
Death education? Isn't that just using death to teach a lesson?
Qin Shi Huang is willing to spend money on this! Follow Xu Fu's example: make money, make money!
The tourists and viewers were very cooperative with the livestream's vibe. Their names were all things like Li Shimin, Wu Zhao, and Liu Che.
Qin Shi Huang said nothing and spent nothing. He was about to end the stream.
Dear, don't you want to see the Great Qin?
The First Emperor: My Great Qin will last for thousands of generations, ruled by wise emperors. How could they compare? No need to watch!
[Tourist Liu Bang tipped 100 gold cakes and unlocked the tourist request feature.]
[Select a dynasty: Qin]
[People often say the Qin dynasty fell in its second generation. In fact, Qin had a third generation...]
Qin Shi Huang: What?! It fell in the second generation! Second!!
Liu Bang: Right, you really were that stupid...
[Qin Shi Huang tipped ten tons of mercury to request a video about Liu Bang...]
Qin Shi Huang: What could make him suffer heart-wrenching, soul-crushing pain and slam his head against the ground?!
Yu Xiaoxian: Liu Bang has thick skin. Client, spend a little to unlock the side-story about Lady Qi's ending. I'll send you the link right away!
Liu Bang: Damn that Lu Zhi!! I*#@%
[Zhao Kuangyin, Zhu Yuanzhang, and Nurhaci have unlocked custom tourist requests. They have been added to the queue.]
Just as Yu Xiaoxian was getting ready to stir up plenty of hatred and make a big splash, the underworld livestream channel suddenly changed its format and upgraded, banning tips and promoting positivity.
Yu Xiaoxian had no choice but to upgrade her program lineup, too.
Love Stories:
[The Secret Love Between Qin Shi Huang and Ba Qing]
Ying Zheng: Ba Qing is more than twenty years older than me!
[Secrets of the Tang Dynasty: Li Shimin's True Love Was His Sister-in-Law]
Li Shimin: What nonsense!
[Yongzheng and Zhen Huan]
Yinzhen: Who is Zhen Huan?
Request Channel: [Today's Heartbreaker: Zhao Kuangyin requests a video about Li Yu. Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon, One Cup of Poison]
Focus on Agriculture: [Postpartum Care for Sows]
The Road to Health: [The Barefoot Doctor's Manual]
World Geography: [The World Around Us]
Classics Passed Down Through the Ages: ...
Theme: Better late than never
I don't know why, but I thought of the name several times as "side news for Qin Shi Huang's live broadcast" (ー_ー)!!
Hahahahahahaha Brother Zheng is going to be so angry
Well, this transformation of the underworld, keeping up with the pace of the times, and working tirelessly to build a new underworld with Chinese characteristics, socialism, socialism, and justice, couldn't be promoted by the sages who led it?
Li Longji should be called grandmother, not aunt
Come on, madam, come on, Modo Modo