[DC] Research Finds That Drinking Coffee During Pregnancy May Not Be a Good Idea

[BATFAMILY including KonTim] A study finds that drinking coffee during pregnancy might not be a great idea

(Magically induced false pregnancy, but it's just a gag setup)

[Excerpt]

"I am the new vice president of Wayne Enterprises. You," Tim pointed at Roy, "are the brother of Queen Industries' CEO."

Before Roy could react, he pointed at Konner, who had just walked in and hadn't yet had a chance to say anything. "He is the sole heir to LexCorp."

Roy clearly hadn't processed it. He blinked, looking at the Red Robin several years younger than himself.

"Since we've got nothing better to do, we're going to imitate Bruce Wayne's sucker habits and livestream a charity event for the entire East Coast." Tim clapped his hands with a blank expression. "Travel funds, new computers... and a three-year free medical care program funded by Wayne Enterprises."

That made their plan much clearer. It might not be a great solution, but it would quickly identify the people whose health they wanted to check, while also drawing public attention to the issue.

"Sounds good." Roy had no other objections, "but I think Konner Hawke would be a better fit for this kind of public-facing work."

The other Konner had his own thoughts.

"My dad disowned me as his heir." Superboy looked a little troubled, but also eager to give it a shot. "But I can tie my dad up and bring him to the event."

Theme: No matter how busy or tired you are, you still have to resolve conflicts