After going through three post-apocalyptic novels, Gao Yufeng arrives in an angst-filled romance novel to enjoy her retirement. As long as she completes the entire plot, including but not limited to being forced to drink, slapped, having her legs broken, and suffering amnesia, then forgets past grudges and gets a happy ending with the male lead, she can collect a hefty retirement payout and retire in peace.
System mission: [You are forced to drink at the family reunion banquet, make a fool of yourself in front of everyone, and fall into the male lead's arms, catching his attention.]
Gao Yufeng: All right. I'll catch his attention.
On the day of the banquet, Gao Yufeng's wealthy older brother gets drunk, jumps onto the stage, yanks the silicone chest muscles out from under his shirt, and starts shaking his hips wildly. Then he bellows at the male lead, "My glowing underwear, pretty damn cool, huh?"
The male lead: "That's an image I'll never forget for the rest of my life."
System mission: [Write a declaration of love in the sand. It must be touching enough to move the male lead.]
Gao Yufeng: All right. I'll touch him.
She scrawls a few crooked characters in the sand with her foot: [Those who defy me die!]
The male lead: "I'm not just moved. I don't even dare move."
Everyone in high society says that the newly returned eldest daughter of the Gao family has a terrible temper, no social skills, and is completely unhinged.
Her father wants her to marry for business. She says, "If you're so eager to get married, go get a sex change. You can marry someone yourself."
A supporting female character mocks her, saying that the only reason she managed to climb the social ladder is because she looks like the male lead's first love. Gao Yufeng prints out the first love's face and sticks it on the wall. "That way, he won't forget."
Gao Yufeng proves the rumors true through sheer force of personality, becoming the most untouchable villain in high society.
Gao Yufeng: Unknown manners, stronger when faced with strength.
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Later in the story, the supporting female character tearfully screams at the male lead, "She only loves your money! I'm the one who loves you most."
The male lead: "You may have a slight misunderstanding about her financial situation. The island beneath your feet is hers. The yacht you just got off is hers, too."
The supporting female character: "..."
Gao Yufeng: "Heh. It's not even that much money, just over 400 billion in retirement pay."
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Pre-order: Help! The Obsessive CEO Is Actually a Social Butterfly Kid's Dad
Zhou Yuxin always thought she was just an unremarkable D-list actress. She was a little socially anxious, a little lazy, liked following gossip, and liked complaining about her boss.
But one day, a little girl with a red backpack and pigtails appeared at her apartment door and immediately called her Mommy.
Later, Zhou Yuxin awakened to the truth: she was living in a CEO romance novel, playing a vicious supporting female character who had a one-night stand with an obsessive CEO, then fled while pregnant.
In the book, she hides overseas for five years. Just as the CEO is about to marry the daughter of the Xu family, she shows up with her daughter, hoping to use the child to blackmail him and fight for his family fortune. Naturally, things end badly for her: she dies in a deliberately staged car accident.
The good news is that Zhou Yuxin has awakened to the plot and can avoid her tragic future.
The bad news is that her three-year-old daughter, Ye Xiaoxiao, has traveled here from the future. The child gazes up at her with clear, bright eyes, tugs on her clothes, and begs,
"Mommy, I want Daddy."
Daddy is the obsessive, cold CEO from the original novel, who has stomach problems and obsessive-compulsive disorder... and is also Zhou Yuxin's boss, Ye Yi.
Zhou Yuxin: "...How about we just pretend this daddy is dead?"
Ye Entertainment has contracts with its artists. While under contract, they aren't allowed to publicly reveal romantic relationships, and getting married or having children is an even bigger taboo.
But paparazzi photograph Zhou Yuxin with a three-year-old daughter. Human Resources reports it to Ye Yi.
Ye Yi coldly orders, "Terminate her contract and demand she pay the penalty."
How is Zhou Yuxin, a miserable wage worker, supposed to come up with that astronomical penalty?
She has no choice but to bring the little one to Ye Yi. "Open your eyes and take a good look. Doesn't she look just like you?"
Later, the boss who once threatened to fire Zhou Yuxin starts messaging her at the same time every day:
[Is the little one asleep? Tell her to say good night to Daddy.]
[I'm on a business trip and saw a beautiful little dress. I bought it for the little one.]
[That boy at kindergarten, the bowl-cut kid who keeps approaching the little one. Tell him to learn about personal boundaries.]
Later still, Ye Yi sends Zhou Yuxin a message: [Can I give our child a complete family?]
He is so nervous that he accidentally sends it to the company group chat.
Zhou Yuxin's assistant comes over with her phone, eager to gossip. "Holy crap, look! Mr. Ye actually has a kid."
Zhou Yuxin: I'm gossiping about myself!
Socially anxious, laid-back female lead * obsessive, aloof CEO * sunny, outgoing little girl
The little one: "Without me, this family would fall apart."
This is a pre-order. Please add it to your collection!
Message: Be the bravest version of yourself.
Completed articles: "Reasons for not seeing traditional Chinese medicine", "Social fear after the stepmother joins the baby show", "The supporting mother becomes famous after taking the baby in the baby show"
Pre-released article, "Help!" The paranoid boss is actually the biological father of She Niuzai", "Social fear is bound to the system of suspicion of thousands of people"
How can this female supporting role perform so well when she has absolutely no capital? It's outrageous that even the people in power in the family can't be driven out.
It's over, it's completely disgusting to me. The ending is really full of condescending people standing up and talking without back pain. I want you to pardon me. Pardon for what? At most, one beating will cost you a kidney! Losing a kidney is not as simple as just one kidney! It often hurts like hell! The damage to the body is very great!
The male protagonist doesn't compensate him with some property and shares? If it pierces someone else's body, it will be a kidney, but if it pierces him, it may not necessarily happen!
Why did you stab me in the end? Www
Why didn't I receive the extra story after 430 billion 😭
In other words, can we really not see Teacher Qi retiring?
I laughed throughout the whole article, but I was bitten by the extra chapter at the end, 555
Anyway, I don't like this woman. The hostess is too nice.
Haha, Why Are You so Old?
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Completed articles: "Reasons for not seeing traditional Chinese medicine", "Social fear after the stepmother joins the baby show", "The supporting mother becomes famous after taking the baby in the baby show" Pre-released article, "Help!" The paranoid boss is actually the biological father of She Niuzai", "Social fear is bound to the system of suspicion of thousands of people"
How can this female supporting role perform so well when she has absolutely no capital? It's outrageous that even the people in power in the family can't be driven out.
It's over, it's completely disgusting to me. The ending is really full of condescending people standing up and talking without back pain. I want you to pardon me. Pardon for what? At most, one beating will cost you a kidney! Losing a kidney is not as simple as just one kidney! It often hurts like hell! The damage to the body is very great!
The male protagonist doesn't compensate him with some property and shares? If it pierces someone else's body, it will be a kidney, but if it pierces him, it may not necessarily happen!
Why did you stab me in the end? Www
Why didn't I receive the extra story after 430 billion 😭
In other words, can we really not see Teacher Qi retiring?
I laughed throughout the whole article, but I was bitten by the extra chapter at the end, 555
Anyway, I don't like this woman. The hostess is too nice.
This woman is still quite annoying