The Cheng family's ancestor, Cheng Shiyuan, died a long time ago.
Good news: she didn't stay dead. She was reborn in the 21st century.
Bad news: she went from being an imperial physician's heir to an obscure practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine.
Good news: she's still beautiful.
Bad news: beauty is worthless in the field of traditional Chinese medicine.
Good news: she opened a traditional medicine clinic.
Bad news: the clinic is in such a remote location that nobody ever comes by.
Good news: she learned to diagnose patients on livestream.
Bad news: everyone who enters the livestream says she's a fraud, and claims that if she can really cure people, they'll livestream themselves washing their hair upside down.
Cheng Shiyuan got angry for a moment. But what should she do when she kind of wants to see them wash their hair upside down?
A math prodigy barged into her livestream to taunt her.
Cheng Shiyuan: "Your kidney qi is very weak. If you don't get treatment soon, you may develop a serious illness."
The arrogant genius immediately tossed out a medical examination report. "If I show you this report with its perfect results, how will you respond?"
Cheng Shiyuan: "If I tell you that you still wet the bed, how will you respond?"
The genius: "...You... You don't fight fair."
A rich young man had been married to his wife for three years without having a child. At a family banquet, his elders pressured him into letting Cheng Shiyuan take his pulse.
The handsome, well-bred heir to a fortune: "I spend millions every year taking care of my health. There's definitely nothing wrong with me. The problem must be with my wife."
Cheng Shiyuan lowered her eyes, shook her head, and sighed languidly. "You have an anal fissure."
That day, the entire wealthy family was thrown into an uproar. In the end, everyone had to sign a nondisclosure agreement and take hush money before they were allowed to leave.
She appeared on camera with a refined young lady from a scholarly family.
Cheng Shiyuan: "You should stop eating those grilled kidneys as a late-night snack. Your indigestion and internal heat are severe."
The aloof young lady awkwardly covered her mouth. "...Someone of my status would never eat something like that."
Cheng Shiyuan: "You should quit smoking, too."
The young lady: "I don't smoke."
Cheng Shiyuan: "You've been smoking for twelve years."
The young lady: "..." Did you install cameras in my house or something?
Cheng Shiyuan: "Are you in a hurry to have a child?"
The young lady: "...I'm not even married yet."
Cheng Shiyuan: "Even if you're not married, you shouldn't be doing it eight times a day. It's bad for your health."
The young lady: "...How do you come back to life after dying of social embarrassment?"
The richest man in the country came to have his pulse checked.
Cheng Shiyuan: "You're in good health, but... you should find a partner. Keep going like this, and you'll end up pent up."
The richest man: "..."
Cheng Shiyuan: "...Why did you insist on having me take your pulse when you're perfectly fine?"
The richest man: "Do you really not understand what I mean?"
Cheng Shiyuan: "..." The first patient in history to leave me speechless.
In the end, Cheng Shiyuan made a name for herself through her own abilities. Having gained both fame and fortune, she gazed down at the world with the faint weariness of someone whose every desire had been fulfilled, and sighed languidly.
"Who else has a problem with me?"
The netizens: "From now on, I'm too scared to see a traditional medicine practitioner."
Cheng Shiyuan fell from her pedestal in a second. "Hey, wait! Don't go! I still need to make a living here!"
Reader's guide:
The author is not a professional in traditional Chinese medicine. The medical cases in this story are based solely on information found online. Although the story includes knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine, it's essentially a wish-fulfillment romp. I hope you'll enjoy it, and I ask professionals to go easy on me.
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After surviving three apocalyptic worlds of famine, ice, and zombies, Gao Yufeng arrives in a CEO romance novel. As long as she follows the plot, she'll receive a huge retirement payout and enjoy a comfortable old age in this world.
In this CEO romance, Gao Yufeng is the real daughter of the Gao family, as well as a stand-in for CEO Ji Youlin's beloved first love.
In the original story, the heroine is framed by the fake heiress and loses a leg. She is later imprisoned and kidnapped. After the first love returns from abroad, the male lead CEO abandons her. Despairing, the heroine jumps into the sea to kill herself. Only then does the male lead realize that he fell in love with the stand-in heroine long ago.
Gao Yufeng: "So I have no choice but to follow the plot?"
The System: [Bad news: You have no choice. Good news: You've been bound to a favorability exchange system. You can exchange favorability points for mission items.]
Key plot point: At the family reunion banquet, the villains get the heroine drunk, and she falls into the male lead's arms. Seeing her face, so like his first love's, he delivers the key line: "You've successfully caught my attention."
Gao Yufeng exchanges points for the [Reflect] item. She drinks the wine, but the one who gets drunk is her wealthy older brother, who looks just like her.
At the family reunion banquet, her wealthy older brother gets drunk and insists on showing off his glow-in-the-dark underwear. After a full-blown meltdown, he collapses into the male lead's arms.
The male lead looks at the wealthy older brother's face, so like his first love's, and immediately slaps him hard.
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On the day of Gao Yufeng's family reunion banquet, Ji Youlin has a dream. He dreams that at the banquet, he'll meet a woman who looks just like his first love. She's timid and weak, bullied mercilessly by everyone, and he'll become her hero and save her.
When he rushes to the banquet, the person who gets drunk and falls into his arms is her older brother.
In his dream, she joins a dating reality show. The other contestants scheme against her, throw her into a swimming pool while she's on her period, and leave her alone overnight in a dark forest, where she's nearly eaten by a bear.
Ji Youlin puts work aside and opens the show's livestream.
The contestants are writing their declarations of love on the beach. The others write, [May we find our one true love and stay together until our hair turns white].
Ji Yufeng writes, [Those who defy me die!]
In his dream, at Old Master Ji's birthday banquet, his relatives mock her for looking like his first love. She's nothing but a stand-in, after all.
On the day of the birthday banquet, she shows up wearing a facekini.
The relatives: "You're just a face... a facekini?"
The moment the facekini appears, Ji Youlin swiftly pulls out a quick-acting heart medication and stuffs it into Old Master Ji's mouth. His movements are so practiced it's heartbreaking.
Theme: Carry on the spirit of traditional Chinese medicine
Pre-collection of the article "The Fake Daughter Wins by Reverse Comparison" Please collect it~
Xin Beimo had an accident while riding the G318 route on the Western Sichuan Plateau. In order to avoid a yak that rushed onto the road, she fell down a roadside landslide.
After waking up, Xin Beimo passed through a book and became the coquettish and hypocritical villain in the book.
At this time, the plot has just reached the point where the real daughter is taken back by her family. According to the original plot, the fake daughter looks down on the bumpkin real daughter, shows off her wealth and compares, and even pretends to belittle the real daughter in front of adults.
The real daughter who was not favored endured the humiliation in the early stage, and finally embarked on the road of counterattack and slap in the face.
The fake daughter's true identity was exposed and she was sent back to the countryside by her family. The huge contrast in life finally made the fake daughter die in depression.
Xin Beimo, "I know, I will keep a low profile, treat the real daughter well, and be a good fake daughter who knows how to advance and retreat."
System, "No, your mission is to continue to maintain the cannon fodder character of a villain who pretends to be a daughter of a wealthy family, and successfully completes all the plots."
Xin Beimo, "Don't worry, it will be messed up if you leave it to me."
System, "..."
Before the real daughter Xin Ruinian returned to the Xin family, she had a dream. She dreamed about her life after returning to a wealthy family. She was bullied by the fake daughter. The whole family preferred the fake daughter, but she was obviously the real daughter, but she was more like a poor little dependence.
Xin Runian said, "This time, I must expose her true identity and take back everything that should belong to me."
At the family dinner, Xin Beimo wore a black satin fishtail dress, with stunning features and stunning appearance.
Xin Runian said the words she had prepared in advance, "My sister, this dress is so beautiful. It must be very expensive, right?"
According to the plot in the dream, Xin Beimo wore a globally limited dress at the family banquet, worth millions, just to outshine the crowd and give Xin Ruinian a show of strength.
The purpose of Xin Runian's exposure in public was to let his parents see the true face of Xin Beimo's arrogance, extravagance, and vanity and comparison.
Xin Beimo took Xin Jinnian's hand with excitement.
"I have to show off this. I squatted in the live broadcast room to grab it. The workmanship and fabrics are very good. It's only 199. Do you want it? I'll give you the link."
Xin enters the year, "..."
According to the plot of the original book, the two sisters appeared on a reality show together.
Other guests were carrying limited-edition bags and looking at people with their nostrils, "It's less than a million, just carry it on your back for fun. I'll buy a more expensive one next time."
Xin Beimo gave him a thumbs up,
"Look at me, today's lunch takeout is a plate of wool, three dishes and one soup plus a cup of milk tea. It's a free lunch. I'm asking you if you're awesome?"
Netizens, [please ask Beibao for a money-saving strategy, I really need it now.
Other guests said, "My fiancé is really rich. He bought me two pink diamonds the size of pigeon eggs at once."
"My boyfriend is even more outrageous. When I was driving by, I said that the houses in this community are good, and he bought a house there the next day. My name was written on the real estate certificate. You can tell that this guy is more stubborn."
Xin Beimo moved up hard, "What do you think? My boyfriend is really stupid. I asked him where the chicken (muscle) was at home and he took off his clothes, hahahahaha..."
A dark figure rushed into the country and dragged Xin Beimo away.
Xin Beimo, "Isn't it just a comparison? It's not difficult at all."
System, "I really have nothing to say."
After finishing "Spreading Flowers, Spreading Flowers", after reading Jiang Jingtan's story, it's really ironic to look back at the part where Grandpa Lu died.
So beautiful! I have been reading for more than 10 years, and my reading tastes have also changed. Now I only want to read relaxing and comfortable articles. Thanks to the author for giving me a good experience [Compare Heart]
Finished? It's over! Why did it end like this! I still want to watch the extras!
I'm going crazy, I want to know what happened after those secret recipes were published, what happened to the Wang family, and what happened to those traitors. But it's been a long time since I finished this article.
The male protagonist was quite domineering at first, but later he became a little bitch.
A good and emotional story!
I really like this ending~
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Pre-collection of the article "The Fake Daughter Wins by Reverse Comparison" Please collect it~ Xin Beimo had an accident while riding the G318 route on the Western Sichuan Plateau. In order to avoid a yak that rushed onto the road, she fell down a roadside landslide. After waking up, Xin Beimo passed through a book and became the coquettish and hypocritical villain in the book. At this time, the plot has just reached the point where the real daughter is taken back by her family. According to the original plot, the fake daughter looks down on the bumpkin real daughter, shows off her wealth and compares, and even pretends to belittle the real daughter in front of adults. The real daughter who was not favored endured the humiliation in the early stage, and finally embarked on the road of counterattack and slap in the face. The fake daughter's true identity was exposed and she was sent back to the countryside by her family. The huge contrast in life finally made the fake daughter die in depression. Xin Beimo, "I know, I will keep a low profile, treat the real daughter well, and be a good fake daughter who knows how to advance and retreat." System, "No, your mission is to continue to maintain the cannon fodder character of a villain who pretends to be a daughter of a wealthy family, and successfully completes all the plots." Xin Beimo, "Don't worry, it will be messed up if you leave it to me." System, "..." Before the real daughter Xin Ruinian returned to the Xin family, she had a dream. She dreamed about her life after returning to a wealthy family. She was bullied by the fake daughter. The whole family preferred the fake daughter, but she was obviously the real daughter, but she was more like a poor little dependence. Xin Runian said, "This time, I must expose her true identity and take back everything that should belong to me." At the family dinner, Xin Beimo wore a black satin fishtail dress, with stunning features and stunning appearance. Xin Runian said the words she had prepared in advance, "My sister, this dress is so beautiful. It must be very expensive, right?" According to the plot in the dream, Xin Beimo wore a globally limited dress at the family banquet, worth millions, just to outshine the crowd and give Xin Ruinian a show of strength. The purpose of Xin Runian's exposure in public was to let his parents see the true face of Xin Beimo's arrogance, extravagance, and vanity and comparison. Xin Beimo took Xin Jinnian's hand with excitement. "I have to show off this. I squatted in the live broadcast room to grab it. The workmanship and fabrics are very good. It's only 199. Do you want it? I'll give you the link." Xin enters the year, "..." According to the plot of the original book, the two sisters appeared on a reality show together. Other guests were carrying limited-edition bags and looking at people with their nostrils, "It's less than a million, just carry it on your back for fun. I'll buy a more expensive one next time." Xin Beimo gave him a thumbs up, "Look at me, today's lunch takeout is a plate of wool, three dishes and one soup plus a cup of milk tea. It's a free lunch. I'm asking you if you're awesome?" Netizens, [please ask Beibao for a money-saving strategy, I really need it now. Other guests said, "My fiancé is really rich. He bought me two pink diamonds the size of pigeon eggs at once." "My boyfriend is even more outrageous. When I was driving by, I said that the houses in this community are good, and he bought a house there the next day. My name was written on the real estate certificate. You can tell that this guy is more stubborn." Xin Beimo moved up hard, "What do you think? My boyfriend is really stupid. I asked him where the chicken (muscle) was at home and he took off his clothes, hahahahaha..." A dark figure rushed into the country and dragged Xin Beimo away. Xin Beimo, "Isn't it just a comparison? It's not difficult at all." System, "I really have nothing to say."
After finishing "Spreading Flowers, Spreading Flowers", after reading Jiang Jingtan's story, it's really ironic to look back at the part where Grandpa Lu died.
So beautiful! I have been reading for more than 10 years, and my reading tastes have also changed. Now I only want to read relaxing and comfortable articles. Thanks to the author for giving me a good experience [Compare Heart]
Finished? It's over! Why did it end like this! I still want to watch the extras!
I'm going crazy, I want to know what happened after those secret recipes were published, what happened to the Wang family, and what happened to those traitors. But it's been a long time since I finished this article.
The male protagonist was quite domineering at first, but later he became a little bitch.
A good and emotional story!
I really like this ending~
The only Chinese medicine text I read
I stayed up late and chased for a whole day, and I saw this place. It's beautiful.