Special thanks to the lovely girl @Kun Le for the cover.
Jiang Xiubai, a medical doctor by training, suddenly dies and wakes up to discover that he has transmigrated to the interstellar era. Not only that, he's forcibly awakened a surgical-scalpel System ability, starting a career in his old line of work all over again.
The abilities in this world are all over the place.
A baby who can perform stand-up comedy at just two months old, a content creator who fuses with plants and livestreams from above the ground using vines, an internationally renowned chef who conjures fireballs out of thin air...
But abilities aren't perfect. Bizarre incidents regularly occur on the evening show The Diary of Bizarre Ability Livestreams:
Guest No. 1 complains: Can someone tell me why there's a wooden door behind the iron door?!
Guest No. 2 wipes away tears: I went to a cat cafe yesterday, but accidentally ended up petting the king of the jungle from the zoo next door...
Guest No. 3 sighs: I drove my girlfriend's parents around town, and as soon as the two elders got out of the car, they ended up in the ICU. Sigh.
All three turn in unison, ready to seek comfort from Guest No. 4, the strangest of them all. But Guest No. 4 abruptly cancels the appearance and instead huffs and puffs his way to an inconspicuous beauty clinic in the old city.
The big shot behind the show: Don't let him get away! Move the livestream location at once!
The camera turns to the old city. Millions of viewers see a brand-new banner hanging on the dilapidated building:
Welcome to the Beauty Clinic for Ability Defects!
Viewers:
[What the heck? A new industry?]
[Yeah, right. Another scam!]
The camera tilts down. There's another banner below it:
First treatment free, second half price, no results? We'll pay you back tenfold!
Viewers:
[Ew!]
Within three days, the once-dilapidated clinic is swamped with traffic, and its doorstep is worn out again and again.
The ratings for The Diary of Bizarre Ability Livestreams plummet. The big shot behind the scenes makes a call: "Keep watch outside this clinic. When it opens, you start broadcasting. Don't come back unless you get them to pay back tenfold!"
As it turns out, the reporters staking out the clinic never come back.
After the show changes its format, its ratings soar. One day, it even sends a shockwave through the entire film and television industry.
The reason? After staking out the clinic for months, the reporters finally get to see the mysterious cosmetic doctor in person!
Viewers:
[What kind of heavenly looks are those!!!]
[Can I damage my ability on purpose and go see him? I love him so much ahhhhh!]
[That's my wife. Nobody else can have him!]
The big shot behind the scenes skims through the comments at a glance, staring fixedly at the bright-eyed, handsome figure on the screen. Gritting his teeth, he says, "I'll go meet him myself."
A mysterious customer comes to the clinic.
The customer has their face covered and is sobbing: "Waaah."
Jiang Xiubai: "?"
It turns out this customer has a natural fragrance that makes people lose their senses, but whenever it spreads, it attracts unclean things, producing the opposite effect.
The customer is distressed, and Jiang Xiubai is even more distressed. But the customer has already paid for the full package: diagnosis, treatment, and post-surgery recovery. The price is excellent, so he simply can't refuse.
System: Your booking has been accepted automatically.
After two months, Jiang Xiubai completely cures both Si Mian's physical and emotional ailments. At Si Mian's invitation, Jiang Xiubai visits the Si family. He doesn't expect to be tackled the moment he walks through the door, as a voice growls fiercely in his ear:
"Dr. Jiang, you're finally here."
This is nothing like his well-behaved, likable patient. He's practically a little devil!
A mischievous, cross-dressing, troublemaking CEO uke x a kind-hearted, universally charming doctor gong with abysmal luck
PS: 1. The male lead's career is the focus, and the couple's interactions come later.
2. The surgeries for repairing abilities in this story are entirely fictional. Don't take them seriously.
3. Writing advice is welcome.
Theme: All things are born equal, and everyone has a reason to exist in this world.
[Advance payment for next book] "403 Strange Mirror and Strange Tales [Infinite]" In order to find the missing bamboo horse, Yuzhou enrolled in G University, the university where he studied. G University has a long history of strange stories circulating: According to legend, Dormitory 403 is called the Cursed Dormitory, and everyone who lives there will suffer misfortune. Yuzhou held the newly-received 403 key and stood in front of the door plate thoughtfully. Legend has it that don't mess with the school cat, because it might not be a cat. Yuzhou, who was taking a shower in the bathroom, turned his head and saw a white and gray cat standing on the window sill, winking at him... Legend has it that you should never look in the mirror at midnight or you will encounter a scene you will never forget. Yuzhou got up to go to the bathroom and looked at each other in confusion with the female ghost in red holding an umbrella in the mirror at the door. The strange stories are true. When I first entered the campus, strange things happened frequently. The last man-eating subway train that carries the scene of hell, the cat that behaves strangely on campus, the wall of roses that appears on time in the early morning... All the chaos started when dormitory 403 received a strange full-length mirror. This mirror could not be broken, thrown away, or given away... After getting this monster, life in dormitory 403 has undergone earth-shaking changes: Other students rush to the market early in the morning, and 403 all go to the market at sunrise to shovel meat paste and pick up masks, otherwise they risk their lives; Other students earn credits, and everyone in 403 transforms into a living person on the stage. Unless they turn their heads away, they will risk their lives; Other students competed for water lessons, and 403 all watched the whale fall a hundred years ago next to the wreckage of the giant ship. Unless they build the ship of Theseus, they will risk their lives... Others brushed up their grade points, and everyone got a 403... Risking their lives. Seven people with very different personalities gathered in 403 to start their escape journey in the mirror world. Are all these absurdities an accident or man-made? With their own thoughts, can they see through the conspiracy and achieve the same goal? Thousands of ghosts howled, flesh and blood flew everywhere, a giant umbrella opened, and it was invincible in the sudden appearance of light and shadow. Yu Zhou screamed in the chaos, "Who are you?" "Me?" That voice was contemptuous, "I am number one in your grade."
Yo, battle of wits and courage, hahahaha burp
The author plans to save the manuscript for a while, adjust the rhythm of the writing, and deal with some problems. I would like to thank my family members who have supported me all the way. If you have any suggestions for this article, you can feel free to mention it in the comment area. The author is not a glass-hearted person, so please speak freely (but don't quarrel)~
Ah, it's so cute, looking forward to it
Is it possible that Jiang really has something to do with Zuo?
With emotion, the emotional lines written by my wife are really both straightforward and subtle.
This book has improved a lot since the beginning. It reads more smoothly, and the writing style has also improved. Please update quickly!
Why is it gone! Update soon!
Wow, I guessed it right hahag
? Six has turned into a ball. Can it be played?