After Becoming a Real Eunuch

Transmigrated-into-this-world eunuch bottom Jiang Yin x cold and ruthless regent top Ling Ye

Jiang Yin had devastating good looks and plenty of money, but unfortunately, he liked men and had particular tastes. Even so, countless men and women would fight tooth and nail for a chance to get into this wealthy tycoon's bed.

One night, at a villa in the suburbs.

The butler bowed his head respectfully. "Mr. Jiang, the one they sent this time is very young. His family hopes you'll go easy on him."

Jiang Yin swirled the crystal-clear wine in his glass, ran his tongue over his lips, and smiled.

Young? I love them young.

It was late at night. Slightly drunk, Jiang Yin tugged at his tie as he entered the bedroom.

The next second, he found himself frozen in that pose before a large rosewood canopy bed. A handsome man in ancient robes, with sharp features, was leaning against the headboard with his eyes closed.

"Huh? Where's my sweet little darling?" Jiang Yin shook his foggy head, then fixed his hazy, impatient gaze on the man in front of him. "What is this? Cosplay?"

The man didn't move.

Jiang Yin stumbled forward a few steps and, bracing himself on the bed, took a closer look at the man's exceptionally handsome face. His interest immediately returned. "You look like my type, at least. How much for the night? Name your price."

Regent Ling Ye slowly opened his deep, dark eyes. "How dare you!"

Jiang Yin: "You're really going all in on the act? Great, you're a pro. I like that."

Ling Ye: "Guards!"

Jiang Yin joined two fingers and lifted his chin. "Calling for help at a time like this? You're taking it too far, baby."

"Get away!" Ling Ye roared. The intense pain from his wounds made his body tremble slightly.

Reeking of alcohol, Jiang Yin put one leg on the bed and shoved him down.

"Don't pretend to be virtuous. You think you can give me attitude?"

Just then, a respectful male voice sounded outside the door. "Your Highness, Eunuch Li is here. He says a young eunuch ran away while being castrated. They tracked him here and discovered he'd entered the prince's residence."

Ling Ye shot Jiang Yin a cold look. "Tell Eunuch Li that I will personally deliver the man to the Eastern Depot..."

Jiang Yin didn't care, until he was actually sent to the Eastern Depot and saw their real knives and tools. He sobered up instantly and ran for it.

But he didn't make it far before running headfirst into a pillar and dying.

When he opened his eyes again, Jiang Yin was back in front of that rosewood canopy bed... and, of course, he died again.

By the eighth time he came back from the dead... Forget it, to hell with this!

Eight was a lucky number, so he decided to lie flat and accept his fate.

That night, Jiang Yin went through the most horrifying ordeal of his life.

Years later, Jiang Yin became a eunuch of the highest rank, despised by all and wanted dead by everyone.

Ling Ye, however, wished he could pin him to the bed every night and savor him like a precious treasure.

------Bonus scene------

Jiang Yin: "I'm the top!"

Jiang Yin: "Do you not understand? I'm the one on top!"

Jiang Yin: "What the hell, mmph..."

Ling Ye leaned over and took Jiang Yin's red lips in a kiss. "Eunuch Jiang, a moment of pleasure is worth a thousand gold. You talk too much. Be quiet for me."

Jiang Yin: "..." Huh? What's going on?

Jiang Yin: "!!!" What the hell happened to my tie?

Reading guide:

1. An alternate-history setting. Don't take it too seriously.

2. Transmigrated into this world. The bottom is a real eunuch, and he really was castrated.

3. Before transmigrating, the bottom was a top, had seen countless lovers, and was a playboy. He is not a virgin.

4. The bottom really will be despised by all, but he's actually a good person, and the world will come to understand him in the end.

Screenshot taken on 2023/2/23

Theme: Staying alive comes first