The Demon Venerable's Coffin Lid Won't Stay Shut

Sweet and innocent bottom Fu Yang × cold, sinister demon lord top Yin Lie

Yin Lie, the supreme ruler of the demon clan, was cruel and ruthless, and had slaughtered countless people. Yet he was born of heaven and earth, immortal and ageless.

This great demon lord had wreaked havoc across the three realms for tens of thousands of years, so the gods of the immortal realm joined forces to destroy him. They shattered his primordial spirit and sealed it across the Nine Provinces. His body was placed in a coffin made from ten-thousand-year-old pure yang wood and bound with demon-suppressing chains on Mount Jiuyang.

At last, the demon lord everyone had wanted dead was finally gone for good. All under heaven celebrated.

When Fu Yang, the Ninth Highness of the immortal realm, beloved by all the gods, heard the news, he had a mouthful of one-bite pastries he'd secretly brought back from the mortal world. He mumbled, "Good riddance! Now Father will never use that demon lord to scare me again! Hmph!"

But before he could finish the pastries on the table, he was punished by being sent into reincarnation for secretly descending to the mortal world.

Fu Yang groaned. "You've got to be kidding. Father tricked me again!"

So, before everyone's eyes, Fu Yang hung his head and sobbed as he jumped into the Pool of Mortal Rebirth.

At eighteen, Fu Yang was traveling Mount Jiuyang with a friend when he accidentally fell off a cliff.

When he woke up, he found himself lying on a large red coffin inside a cave, with a slippery little thing wriggling around his waist.

"Aah! A snake!"

He kicked it two zhang away!

The next day, Fu Yang sat in front of the coffin, holding his lower back as he stared at the little black snake hanging limply from the rock wall, barely alive. "Sorry, I put on some weight lately, so I'm kind of heavy. Did I hurt your head when I landed on you?"

The little black snake flicked its tongue. "..." Stupid mortal. I'm going to kill you!

On the third day, Fu Yang caught a big green frog and put it in front of the little black snake. "You must be hungry. Hurry and eat."

The little black snake flicked its tongue. "..." What filthy thing is this? It's not fit for me to eat.

On the fourth day, Fu Yang returned covered in scratches, carrying a handful of wild fruit. "It's been four days. Please eat something, or you'll starve to death."

The little black snake slithered over crookedly and impatiently licked one of the fruits in his palm. "..." Fool. I'm immortal!

On the fifth day, the little black snake had grown just a tiny bit, and its demonic power had increased.

It had spent a thousand years in this cave without managing to grow even half an inch in this wretched snake body. Yet this boy showed up, and suddenly it was easy?

Seeing the boy's battered hands still holding out a handful of wild fruit, it licked them once more.

Only this time, it licked the bleeding wound on his hand.

One night, Fu Yang watched helplessly as the little black snake in his arms turned into a handsome man wearing nothing at all.

The man looked fierce as he flipped Fu Yang onto his back and pinned him beneath him, snarling, "Don't touch there! Touch me again, and I'll have my way with you!"

Fu Yang burst into tears. "Help! There's a monster!"

Reading Guide:

1. The top is older.

2. Both are sexually pure. Happy ending.

3. There is no actual cultivation. I made up all the worldbuilding.

2023/1/29 Screenshot uploaded

Theme: Don't scare the sweet ones. Spoil them instead.