How Can an Ordinary Person Get the Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer?

[Random Drops] [Japan released nuclear-contaminated water on 2023.8.24] Question: How do I get my hands on the strongest sorcerer? Answer: First, become the Director of Jujutsu. From @Acting Director Kato Emi * Gojo Satoru hopes to reform the jujutsu world and bring about change. Kato Emi doesn't agree. From the bottom of her heart, she hopes the jujutsu world keeps rotting... rots beyond all hope! After all, only when these monsters are trapped in endless infighting can ordinary people live better lives. ...Right? P.S.: 1. The main focus is Jujutsu Kaisen (you know, in a fujoshi's world?), along with Legal High, Detective Conan, Unnatural, and more (to be added as I go). 2. It starts with Legal High, and that part takes up a lot of the story. The narrative also uses flashbacks. 3. The heroine is completely ordinary. No jujutsu, no cursed energy!!! She has no heart, only eyes: she's a politician (I'll try my best to write her, okay?). 4. The heroine and 5t5 have different starting points and positions, so their political views are completely different. The heroine wholeheartedly supports the rotten old guard in suppressing 5t5, and hopes the jujutsu world rots to the core (a grand alliance between the monkeys and the orange trees). 5. Daily life, with discussions of possible checks and balances and conflicts between the jujutsu world and ordinary people. 6. The author has no heart and has already gone mad. I'm only posting this because I can't bear to waste the words I've written. Updates are irregular, and I might even abandon it. 7. I have a rough outline, no real detailed plan, and a vague ending in mind. "I suddenly came up with a prompt that might be a little shorter to write, and got so excited that I wrote a few chapters. So I'm going to post it first. Since both stories are about 5t5 and I've dug way too many holes in my column, I'm switching out the blurb = = I'll leave the prompt below, too. When I'm close to writing it, I'll make a new page for it" Enjoy the old blurb. When I'm actually close to writing it, I'll make it a new home Synopsis: Hello, everyone! My name is Meili Jiayin, and I'm the heroine of a brand-new anime that's about to debut! But honestly, being the heroine is so hard QAQ I have no popularity and no audience, and there are only enough colors and lines to draw me clearly, so even my house and parents haven't been fleshed out (ugly crying). If I want to start living the life a popular heroine deserves as soon as possible, I have no choice but to work hard on the plot, find myself a trendy character design, and diligently finish my schoolwork every day before completing my allotted scenes and editing them for release in the real world. But why do I even have to find my own actors? (throws a fit) But soon I realized that making it in the anime world is just too hard. After the first episode came out, my popularity was actually zero! Zero! What am I going to do? It's been five days, and no one has drawn me any new clothes!! And at this rate, the show is definitely going to get canceled!! The platform's staff have already contacted me and told me not to make this anime. They say things like "healing slice of life" and "filling the world with peace and love" are so cliche, completely outdated, and have no appeal at all! It's a waste of effort! But I can't do that. I'm the heroine!! If even I, the heroine, abandon this anime, who will love it?! I absolutely can't! I immediately changed my approach and started trying out popular elements, like adding a phantom thief and magic, along with more action scenes and all sorts of things like family, romance, and comedy in the slice-of-life parts. At the same time, I worked hard to befriend Sonoko Suzuki, the classmate who sticks out like a sore thumb and is known as the "Queen of Deduction." Our friendship arc got off to a smooth start. I'm also preparing to audition the male lead. By the way, that white-haired hottie I ran into recently is so handsome. A shoujo manga male lead like him would be amazing! It's fine to pursue a few more, right? Otome content should be popular, too! (crossed out, crossed out) Sure enough, the new episode got some attention. But why are all the comments like this? [Is that Sonoko? Is that Sonoko?! I even saw Ran!! [What the hell is this anime? Did the author get paid by QS? [Is Conan going to show up, too... [Is the white-haired guy the male lead? Why does his character design seem so familiar? Wait, Sonoko and Ran are heroines in a popular anime? I thought for a moment, then decided to tack the events of my new phantom thief's first appearance onto the end of the scene I'd planned. It followed my last visit to the Mouri Detective Agency at Ran's house. Come to think of it, there was a murder case that day, too. I could add that in as well. A shoujo manga with a mystery element looks so sophisticated! I updated it overnight, and the comments exploded, just as expected!! [You can't seriously be doing this on purpose? [Is there something wrong with the production team? [I've reported you. Just wait, production team. You can't plagiarize like this! Looking at my skyrocketing popularity and the colors growing brighter on me as the audience paid attention, I was so excited I couldn't sleep all night. At last, I'd found a shortcut to becoming a "hot character"! I'm going to ride the wave of their popularity!!! At the same time, the official Detective Conan anime in the real world released a new episode. Everyone was surprised to find that Ran and Sonoko had somehow acquired a strange new classmate: Meili Jiayin. Every time she appeared, she'd introduce herself three times!! She was practically glued to Ran's side, and she showed up in every shot of Ran!! She even stood in front of Mouri when Conan was about to solve a case! Why is she even stealing Mouri Kogoro's role as the human tool?!!!! [Is this supposed to be an important character or something!!! [This kind of character description means she'll die, right? So why hasn't she died after three episodes?! [This person looks so familiar! [What the hell is her new anime, "The Daily Romantic Adventures of a Dreamy Magical Girl"? Why does this anime actually exist? And "adventures" must be new. I don't remember seeing that word before! [Old man, what kind of shady deal do you have with this new anime's production team? [If you've been kidnapped, blink twice But soon, every popular anime was overrun: [What the hell is this Meili Jiayin? Why does she go to the Poirot Cafe every day for coffee, and why does she drink it standing behind Amuro like a freaking shadow? She's in every shot!! Doesn't she have a seat?! [So what kind of anime is this, anyway? Are fan-made otome anime really this intense now? She actually inserted herself into the main series? [Is that potato she's holding hands with Shin-chan?!!! [Doesn't she realize her phantom thief setting clashes with Kaito Kid's? [Is that blind white-haired guy she met in the park kind of familiar? [She's even going after Jujutsu Kaisen? [She's added yet another setting to her anime. An immortal setting, seriously... I'm speechless. Does the production team have any brains? [Isn't anyone going to do something about Meili Jiayin's production team? This is blatant copyright infringement, isn't it?! Soon, all the popular anime that had been suffering issued a joint announcement. The audience stared at it and read it three times. The bewildered top comment shot up to number one on global trends: "What the hell? Meili Jiayin is actually a two-dimensional person!!!" 1. CP: 5t5, but he may be out of character. 2. As described in the synopsis, the heroine is a two-dimensional person who makes an anime starring herself. She only gains the power to add settings when she gets popular. The story includes interactions between the real world and the two-dimensional world. The heroine only communicates with the real world online, and she won't enter the real world in the main story. Posted 2022.2.19. No idea when I'll start it, and I might even change it. Theme: Balance your hormones and dopamine. A good mood is the secret to a long life.