Let's Go to School Together Tomorrow

A cute, scatterbrained, universally adored sweetheart bottom vs. a childhood friend top who is always up to something yet spends all day fuming

“A story where the childhood friend beats the newcomer, hands down.”

My cousin Feng Ye is a full year older than me. Technically, we shouldn't be taking classes in the same room.

Who knew he'd get zeroes in three subjects at the year-end exams last time, earning the honor of becoming my classmate?

But... we were supposed to be classmates. How did being classmates turn into sharing a bed?

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Zhong Li is a year younger than me, and that one year has given me no end of grief.

After all, getting a zero isn't that easy.

At last, at last, at long last,

I can share a bed with him... ahem... share a classroom with him. (Wipes drool.)

Since I've already studied this year's lessons once, I can set them aside and get to work winning over my future wife. (Everyone, please don't copy me.)

After all, every morning before school, my mother warns me like this: If you can't win over Brother Ye, don't you dare come back.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

That little carp will be on my plate sooner or later.

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Zhong Li: Lu Zhanyan gets top marks on every ten-day test~

Feng Ye: So do I!

Zhong Li: Lu Zhanyan is incredibly handsome, and brilliant at both literature and martial arts~

Feng Ye: Am I not?

Zhong Li: Lu Zhanyan invited me over tonight~

Feng Ye: Sooner or later, I'm going to rip that kid's third leg off!

So Feng Ye brought a group of people and cornered Lu Zhanyan in an alley. At his command...

Ahem... at Lu Zhanyan's command, more than a dozen brawny young men charged out, pinned Feng Ye down, and beat him soundly.

Feng Ye: Well, this works too. Zhong Li came over to take care of me.

[Blurb written on February 16, 2023]

Theme: He chases, he runs, and neither of them can escape.