An Luobai transmigrated into a book as the leader of the "You," a clan that had committed so many evils its members were destined to die horribly. To save his own skin, he led the whole clan into seclusion on his first day in the book.
But with resources scarce, An Luobai had no choice but to go hunting with his bare hands.
There were many unclaimed planets across the stars, each teeming with all kinds of creatures. The things that seemed terrifying and dangerous to outsiders were simply food to the You clan.
A two-meter-long man-eating fish? Take a bite!
A lacquer-skinned iron tree with a mouthful of saber teeth? Take a bite!
A giant beast with fangs that had killed countless people? Eat it! It's all edible!
Hunting was dull, so An Luobai used a discarded smart device to go online. He refreshed the page, and the site recommended a food livestream on its homepage. Refresh again, and there was a cute-pet livestream.
He clicked one at random and was immediately dazzled by the flood of gift effects.
Looking at the man-eating fish pretending to be dead by his feet and the giant beast with fangs begging pitifully for mercy, inspiration struck An Luobai.
I can do that too!
I can livestream and combine the two, so I'll make a fortune!
Taking advantage of his species' innate abilities, An Luobai ran roughshod over high-risk creatures. He threatened them into striking all sorts of poses to amuse the viewers in his livestream, while also randomly picking a few especially tasty ones to cook on the spot.
The plants and animals trembled in fear, daring neither to speak nor protest.
This bizarre style of livestreaming soon shot to the top of the platform's rankings. Everyone watched as the petite, delicate streamer, who wasn't even as strong as a fish, went up mountains and under the sea with nothing in his hands. Within just a few months, he had sampled nearly every high-risk creature in half the galaxy.
At first, viewers refused to believe it. "This is definitely fake, it's special effects!" "Who put such a low-quality livestream on the homepage? Reporting it, thanks!" But soon they were asking, "Streamer, does it taste good?" "Can you make sashimi out of man-eating fish?"
An Luobai stared at the fish slices, longer than he was and impossible to finish. After a moment's thought, he said, "I'll post a link so you can buy some yourselves."
Viewers: ?
An Luobai's prices were absurdly high, but the food could ease mental strain, so countless wealthy buyers still clamored to get their hands on it.
As he gradually put the You clan's life back on track by livestreaming and selling goods, An Luobai also became a sensation across the stars.
Then, just as the people of the galaxy had gotten used to eating their meals while watching his livestreams and couldn't go a day without checking in, An Luobai suddenly stopped posting.
An Luobai: I got married. I'll be taking some time off.
Everyone was shocked and wailed in dismay.
Who?! Who took away my digital comfort food?!
I'll fight them to the end!
Just then, news came from a famous military academy: the general's mental sea had recently become stable enough to swim in. And his new spouse, with whom he was inseparable, seemed to be none other than that mysterious streamer.
#Ah... Can I take it back if it's been more than two minutes? #
#Congratulations on your wedding, streamer. Don't mind us dying over here. #
#Can't beat him. Next! #
#Why did the streamer suddenly get married? Were they kidnapped??? #
An Luobai: He just offered too much.
Ye Jinxiao: ...No... Forget it.
#Someday I'll lead our whole clan to prosperity#
Ye Jinxiao * An Luobai
The aloof-to-others but secretly flirtatious Federation general * the frail but almost invincible leader of an alien species
[The author has made up a lot of details, and the story doesn't have much logic. At heart, it's just a sweet little romance, so please don't overthink it.]
[The main characters aren't normal people.]
[Not recommended to buy the whole book before reading Chapter 26.]
[No need to tell me if you're dropping the story. Thanks, everyone. I'll delete comments when I see them.]
[Check out my other upcoming stories on my author page.]
Theme: Live a healthy life and enjoy a life of quality
Because it is a bit controversial, let me explain the setting of this section 26-30. The warehouse is not a real place, only the unicorn inside is real. The fire will not cause any physical damage to Xiao Bai, and it was not set by Ye Jinxiao. In a sense, it can be regarded as a simple transition CG... Ye Jinxiao was at the scene. When the unicorn was about to attack An Luobai, he stopped it because his intention was to test it and he did not want An Luobai's life.
As for why An Luobai, as the worm master, cannot defeat a unicorn, will be explained later, but it is not very important. The serialization time of this book is relatively long, and some contents are indeed forgotten to be explained in the main text. I will reply below this article if I think of it.
So cute. Xiaobai, what color sack do you like? Come with me, okay? Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Ah? Who? My mind is empty
Is it a roommate~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
I want a little cub, born from Xiaobai
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hahahaha the baby bottle made me laugh to death
Ah, I'm here. I really like family reunions.
Uh uh uh ah ah ah ah pay attention to safety
Isn't it true that the Mosquito tribe can't live to be 20 years old?
Because it is a bit controversial, let me explain the setting of this section 26-30. The warehouse is not a real place, only the unicorn inside is real. The fire will not cause any physical damage to Xiao Bai, and it was not set by Ye Jinxiao. In a sense, it can be regarded as a simple transition CG... Ye Jinxiao was at the scene. When the unicorn was about to attack An Luobai, he stopped it because his intention was to test it and he did not want An Luobai's life. As for why An Luobai, as the worm master, cannot defeat a unicorn, will be explained later, but it is not very important. The serialization time of this book is relatively long, and some contents are indeed forgotten to be explained in the main text. I will reply below this article if I think of it.
So cute. Xiaobai, what color sack do you like? Come with me, okay? Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Ah? Who? My mind is empty
Is it a roommate~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
I want a little cub, born from Xiaobai
No more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hahahaha the baby bottle made me laugh to death
Ah, I'm here. I really like family reunions.
Uh uh uh ah ah ah ah pay attention to safety
Isn't it true that the Mosquito tribe can't live to be 20 years old?