My Wife Is Always Sarcastic

I'm a qualified protagonist. After setbacks and hard work, I finally became a domineering CEO who controls the economic lifeline of the world.

I stand in my 800-story office, swirling a glass of red wine as I gaze out the window. I feel like the only thing I'm missing now is a wife.

Then I transmigrate into a novel, into the body of a cannon-fodder character who's about to go bankrupt and jump off a building.

Still, at least I have a wife now.

My wife used to be a young master, but he was switched at birth. Now the real heir has returned, and my wife has been thrown out of his home and forced to marry me.

My wife is beautiful, with a great figure. I really like him, but his personality isn't very friendly.

I specially prepared a delicious meal to make my wife happy, and he ate it with delight.

Me: Honey, was my cooking good?

Wife: It was so-so, barely passable, just about edible.

Someone bullied my wife, so I worked hard and became a qualified domineering CEO again. Then I took down the person who'd bullied him, and my wife looked pretty happy.

Me: Honey, are you happy?

Wife: More or less. It's so-so, I can make do.

That night, when we exercised together, I was very diligent and conscientious, and my wife seemed quite satisfied, too.

Me: Honey, are you satisfied?

Wife: No, not really, it's not...

Wife: I'm satisfied! I'm satisfied! I am!

Later, I turned the tide through hard work once again, defeated the protagonist of this new world, and became a domineering CEO controlling the world's economic lifeline all over again.

This time, I had a wife.

Theme: Work hard and strive to improve. Your own knowledge is the most reliable thing of all.