[Dark-skinned, big-chested, nurturing, sincere, burly top × slightly wicked, wanton, oral-fixation-prone, fussy, flirtatious beauty bottom]
1.
Xu Ze'an was 28. He had just quit his job in the capital and returned to his hometown when his mother pushed him into a matchmaking date.
After ruining 99 matchmaking dates, Xu Ze'an laid down his non-negotiable requirements:
"They have to be bigger and taller than me."
Don't ask. I just like that overpowering presence.
"They must never have been in a relationship."
Don't ask. I'm a pure-love warrior.
"They have to have big breasts and a great ass."
Don't ask. I made that one up.
Xu Ze'an thought these ridiculous demands would buy him some peace and quiet, since practically no woman could meet them.
But he hadn't even enjoyed two days of freedom when his mother sent him off on another matchmaking date, swearing that the other person perfectly fit his requirements.
Xu Ze'an refused to believe her and agreed to meet, but...
When he arrived and discovered that the other person was a man, Xu Ze'an suddenly felt that the world had become a little absurd...
His mother had set him up with... a man? A male matchmaking partner? :)
Xu Ze'an wondered if the other person had taken the wrong seat. But as soon as he walked over, the man sprang to his feet and reached out to him.
Xu Ze'an hadn't even spoken when the man's face and ears turned bright red, and his tongue tied itself in knots. "H-Hello, Xu, Xu Ze'an. My name is You Rong..."
Xu Ze'an looked up at the hulking man, half a head taller than him, his gaze falling on the collar stretched to bursting over the man's bulging chest muscles. He nearly burst out laughing...
At last, the world had become the kind of place he wanted it to be.
And the guy really did fit his requirements perfectly, though (doge).
2.
Xu Ze'an suffered from severe oral fixation. He often needed to bite something soft and springy to ease his anxiety. He had been in treatment for a long time without improvement, and his condition had only worsened.
Then he was matched with a big-chested man. The first time Xu Ze'an saw You Rong, he was captivated by his enormous, bulging chest muscles.
So soft and springy.
Want to bite.
3.
And just like that, Xu Ze'an and You Rong got together in no time.
A confirmed bachelor, Xu Ze'an found a partner almost immediately after returning to his hometown. His old friends were shocked and kept asking for all the gossip about his life.
At the time, You Rong was gently wiping the sparkling drool from the corner of Xu Ze'an's mouth. Xu Ze'an's dazed gaze rested on the red, swollen area on You Rong's chest. In a husky voice, he sent his friends a voice message:
"...What's good or bad about it? The texture's pretty nice~"
4.
Before meeting You Rong, Xu Ze'an hadn't dared dream that he could build a stable life with a man.
After meeting You Rong, he thought that a life shared by two people, with four seasons, three meals a day, and one home, was pretty nice.
Xu Ze'an had thought he and You Rong were following a slow-burn, falling-in-love-over-time story. Who knew it was actually a long-planned secret crush?
● One-on-one, both are each other's first, happy ending, sweet, slow-burn romance (?) and marriage before love (?).
● Small-town story, everyday life, slow-paced, with food and pottery
● My next book, The Ex-Husband Became My Obstetrician After I Got Pregnant, starts on October 21. Here's the blurb:
[Cold, strong-bro type top × cheerful, sunny, tsundere bottom]
Three months after divorcing Jiang Xu, Xiao Wangzhi began to feel bloated and nauseous. He suspected he might be pregnant.
So he deliberately picked a day when Jiang Xu wasn't on duty and went to the maternity hospital.
But when he opened the examination room door, his ex-husband was sitting inside. The moment he saw Xiao Wangzhi, his face fell, his expression even sourer than before...
Xiao Wangzhi: )
Tsk. I want to die.
Don't get the wrong idea. The baby isn't yours, hmph!
And the first thing his ex-husband said when they met after the divorce was, "Take off your clothes and lie down on the bed."
Xiao Wangzhi: ...
Xiao Wangzhi slowly took off all his clothes and lay down on the bed. Only then did it occur to him: Huh, do you have to take everything off for an ultrasound?
Please add it to your collection. Thank you for being here!
Theme: Love is a cure-all.
It seems quite suffocating. It seems to be for the good of the children, but it is really for the children. I am still afraid of the preaching and advice of others. I am afraid that my family will become an alien in the eyes of others, so I use the excuse of being good for the children to put pressure on them and make them become real good children in my eyes. In the past, I was always asked to take the exams to study and get a job. Or I was asked to find a partner to get married early. I said I didn't want to get married. My parents said I was stupid and who didn't get married?
At this time, I suggest parents to play The Sims and enjoy themselves. When you are done, stop tormenting your children. Be good.
Hahahahahahaha, it really made me laugh to death
Grandma still knows too much 😂 😂
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh grandma 6
My mom, teacher, you are a genius 😂
So cute (*/∇\*)
This is the first time I saw hieroglyphics in a text [covering my face and peeking]
Wow, what a forward-thinking grandma 🐶🐶😂😂
Grandma, this is too abrupt hhhhhhh