Please Stop Flirting with Me, Mortal Enemy!

[Homophobic, tough-as-nails, says one thing but means another, short-tempered golden retriever, pure-hearted virgin top x seemingly innocent but naturally seductive ice beauty, actually a master of countless schemes, seductively calculating, intensely possessive cross-dressing bottom] 1. Lin Yizhou, a sports major who boasts that he's a level-ten homophobic tough-as-nails straight man, will regret one thing for the rest of his life: changing his WeChat nickname to "File Transfer Assistant." The very night he changed it, he received a photo of his childhood friend and rival, Yin Zhen, in a gothic Lolita dress. A sexy lace choker hugged his sharp Adam's apple, his long legs were dazzlingly pale beneath the billowing skirt, and a black garter squeezed his firm, shapely thigh... The supposedly straight-as-an-arrow Lin Yizhou swallowed hard. "Holy shit! How did my childhood friend and rival turn into a cross-dressing queen?!" To keep him quiet, Yin Zhen threatened him at his most vulnerable point. "Zhouzhou, if you tell anyone, I'll put up your private browsing history on the bulletin board: playing dress-up games in secret, crying every time you watch a pure-love anime, writing ten thousand-word reviews, and sneaking a peek at gay porn in high school." Lin Yizhou jumped in outrage. "...Damn, you wear a skirt and still fight dirty!" And so, level-ten homophobe Lin Yizhou was forced into a fantastical new life... He accompanied Yin Zhen to buy skirts, only for the sales assistant to say, "Your boyfriend has such a slim waist." He became Yin Zhen's exclusive photographer in women's clothing, and soon the entire internet was shipping the crack pairing "angry golden retriever x seductive fairy." He accidentally saved photos of Yin Zhen in women's clothing to the cloud, only to be caught red-handed. "Zhouzhou, you save pictures faster than you go for rebounds." And every day, he was forced to answer the ultimate question: "Do I look better in a JK uniform or traditional clothes?" "...You look best wearing nothing!" "Oh?" Yin Zhen lazily tugged open his collar, revealing a cherry-blossom tattoo and a mole below his collarbone. "Does Zhouzhou want to see me streaking that badly?" Help! How does this cross-dressing pervert manage to make even his mole look so shamelessly sexy? 2. Yin Zhen, known as the "God of Code" in S University's computer science department, has only two hobbies: writing code and dressing as a woman. Then he discovered his childhood friend Lin Yizhou's little secrets... To keep his waist from getting slim enough for women's clothes, Lin Yizhou deliberately fed him milk tea every day, but always ordered it with no ice and only thirty percent sugar. He secretly played dress-up games to style outfits for his female avatar, and they matched the Lolita dresses he wore every week. By day, he pretended to be a tough guy on Hupu. At night, on a secret LOFTER account, he wrote RPS stories about "athlete x cross-dressing beauty." From then on, the God of Code gained a third hobby: taming that short-tempered sports-department attack dog. His taming plan included, but wasn't limited to: Wearing a cropped JK uniform and cheering Zhouzhou on as a cheerleader, making Lin Yizhou miss nine out of ten shots and get chewed out by his coach. Deliberately uploading a steamy fanart of #ZhouZhen# to their CP tag from a burner account, then watching Lin Yizhou's ears turn red. Hiding Lin Yizhou's favorite strawberry milk in the pocket of his JK skirt and watching him grow flustered. After being teased until he could barely get his words out, Lin Yizhou insisted, "I'm straight as a ruler! This is all pure friendship, brotherly love under socialism!" Yin Zhen nodded. "Sure, the kind of brotherly love where you save your bro's cross-dressing photos on your phone." #MyRivalFlirtsWithMeEveryDay# #HeCanFlirtAllHeWantsButTheStraightGuyWillFold# #HeCanLureAllHeWantsButTheStraightGuyWillTakeTheBait# #WeAgreedToBeBrosButYouSecretlyPutOnAWeddingDress# P.S. 1. Loyal-dog straight top x seductive beauty bottom. They're each other's first love, mutually pining, and devoted to one another. 2. All cross-dressing is the bottom's personal hobby. He has no gender identity issues. 3. The straight top's awakening is about as graceful as a husky tearing up a house. Have your blood pressure medication ready. 4. Cool top, beautiful bottom, with a height difference and a skin-tone contrast. 5. Everything in the story is just for the couple. A little sweet treat of around 100,000 words. Pure sweetness. The next book begins in early October, with no break: "The Aloof Movie Star Has a Furry Addiction" [Appears cold and abstinent, but becomes a brooding mess without his beloved, with an uncontrollable craving for fur top x adorable, airheaded, seductive fox beauty bottom] 1. Bai Xie, a half-human, half-fox beastfolk, accidentally reverted to his fox form. Later, he was picked up and adopted by movie star Shen Zhanchen. Life as a pet was so pleasant, until Bai Xie's coming-of-age period arrived... He couldn't control his body and often turned human in the middle of the night, curling up in Shen Zhanchen's arms. Afraid he'd be discovered one day, he had no choice but to leave the Shen family. After leaving, Bai Xie still craved Shen Zhanchen's warmth. To get close to him, he entered show business and joined a variety show. At last, he got a chance to snuggle up to Shen Zhanchen, but the other man treated him with distant politeness. That infuriated Bai Xie! At last, one day, Bai Xie and Shen Zhanchen ended up sharing a room. He was so happy that night and slept so comfortably that he had a beautiful dream. Halfway through the dream, he suddenly felt something grab him. Bai Xie snapped his eyes open and met the gaze of someone who was refined and gentle by day, but now looked like a beast lying in wait in the dark... It was Shen Zhanchen. Bai Xie was terrified, only to realize that Shen Zhanchen was clutching his wildly wagging, fluffy tail... Yelp! This is bad, I've been found out... 2. In the entertainment industry, movie star Shen Zhanchen has always been an aloof, untouchable presence. Everyone thinks he's cold and abstinent, but no one knows about his embarrassing private fetish: an uncontrollable craving for fur. The condition is so severe that it even interferes with his daily life. Fortunately, Shen Zhanchen happened to pick up a bright-red fox, and his furry craving was soothed. But the good times didn't last. One day, his fluffy companion disappeared. Later, he joined a variety show, where he met a rookie actor named Bai Xie. Bai Xie was an extrovert, especially warm toward him, calling him "big brother" every day and constantly clinging to him. Shen Zhanchen, however, thought the rookie had ulterior motives. So he decided to investigate and invited him over. That night, Shen Zhanchen pretended to be asleep. Before he could uncover Bai Xie's scheme, though, he saw the bright-red, fluffy tail wagging wildly behind him... Shen Zhanchen swallowed hard. He wanted to pet it... He wanted to very, very badly. 3. Later, Shen Zhanchen and Bai Xie signed a secret agreement. Bai Xie only had to provide fluffy-tail services, and Shen Zhanchen would get him acting roles. So whenever Shen Zhanchen wore a complicated expression, Bai Xie would thoughtfully produce his big, fluffy tail, scamper over, and invite him warmly: "Pet it!" Until one night, Bai Xie noticed Shen Zhanchen staring at him. He understood at once and helpfully bounced over to him. Shen Zhanchen's Adam's apple bobbed, his gaze dark. "I want to pet the one in front." "Sure, sure~" "Huh? Wait! No...!" The next morning, Bai Xie clutched his aching waist and stared despairingly at the ceiling, biting the corner of the blanket as he thought pitifully: Yelp... Weren't you supposed to only get fluffy-tail services? 4. Question on Zhihu: What do I do if my husband has an uncontrollable craving for fur? Bai Xie (raising both hands) (looking smug) (producing a big tail) (wagging it): Just grow a fluffy tail for him to pet! Theme: I love you, but I don't know it.