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My new novel, One Hundred Ways to Raise a Wife with Tentacles, is now available! A childhood-friends-to-lovers story about a nonhuman top and his adorable sweetheart. Please add it to your collection!
*The upcoming novels' blurbs are at the very bottom~
World One: Paw Patrol, a German Shepherd police dog and a Samoyed (complete)
World Two: The Lion King Tournament, a lion king raising his cub (complete)
World Three: Do You Top Up Your Q Coins? A pair of emperor penguins (complete)
World Four: The ancient "ferocious cat," a giant panda (complete)
World Five: Sperm whales (complete)
[Animal quick transmigration / 1v1 / HE]
A zoologist who has traveled far and wide gathered his own observations and experiences, along with contributions from his colleagues, and published an animal anthology with a very unserious title: The CPs I Ship Are Gradually Turning Out to Be Nonhuman.
The anthology features Paw Patrol, a pride of lions on the African savanna, emperor penguins in Antarctica, a giant panda at a zoo with strange habits, and an exceptionally rare sperm whale discovered by chance in the ocean...
The anthology not only showcases animals' habits and living conditions, but also once again proves the saying that the animal world is full of gay couples.
*
One day, Qi Chi happened to watch the documentary version of The CPs I Ship Are Gradually Turning Out to Be Nonhuman. The more he watched, the more familiar it seemed. Then he took another look and realized that his own steamy life with his boyfriend had somehow been filmed too?!
He nudged his sleeping boyfriend awake and asked in puzzlement, "Hanhan, how do you think they managed to pick us out so precisely?"
Li Han wasn't upset at being woken. He licked Qi Chi's fur and coaxed him, "Because you're the cutest."
Tips:
1. Animal quick transmigration, no turning into humans
2. The shou used to be human, has little wilderness survival experience, and grows over time
3. If you spot any factual errors, please point them out. (Bows)
Upcoming 1: One Hundred Ways to Raise a Wife with Tentacles (childhood friends)
Sickly / clingy / pretty little sweetheart shou x cold on the outside and inside / extremely possessive / thinks raising his wife is the most important thing eldritch god gong
Delicate, beautiful sweetheart x older absolute controller
[Alert! Alert! Earth is under invasion by a higher-dimensional lifeform! Landing site: Huaguo @#*?%]
When the director of the Huaguo Security Bureau arrived in a hurry with a fully armed team, all he saw was a stern-faced little toddler.
...?
The young version of the evil god calmly looked up. "Don't be nervous. I'm just here to find my wife."
The director of the Security Bureau was dumbfounded. He cautiously asked, "Is there anything we can do for you? Do you have any requirements for... your wife?"
Little Shen Min casually pointed. "That one. He looks lifeless, so we seem like a good match."
*
Three-year-old Jiang Le'an noticed that a new family had moved in next door. A very handsome older boy lived there.
One fine morning, with his parents accompanying him, little Le'an carried a flower he'd grown himself and knocked on the neighbors' door.
The handsome older boy opened it, and he held up the little flower, his voice soft and sweet. "Hello, big brother. This little flower is for you."
The all-knowing, all-powerful young evil god looked at the little rice-cake bundle who seemed as if one poke would make him crumble, and for the first time felt completely at a loss.
*
Jiang Le'an was exceptionally well-behaved growing up, yet somehow became especially spoiled in front of Shen Min.
For example, whenever he didn't want to do his homework, he'd cling to Shen Min and have him extend his tentacles, one tentacle holding one pen, so they could all work at once.
And when the swing in the little garden broke, he insisted Shen Min use his tentacles to make him a new one.
When he didn't want to take his medicine, he'd secretly slip it onto a tentacle and ask Shen Min to curl it up and hide it. But Shen Min would usually pry his mouth open and put the medicine inside anyway.
Only later did Jiang Le'an learn that not everyone had tentacles.
His childhood friend and older brother was a terrifying being beyond description.
Tips:
1. Childhood friends from early years to adulthood. The evil god raises a child (no), his wife (?) in their everyday life
2. The romance begins after they come of age
3. A sweet little love story, HE
Upcoming 2: The Monsters' Beautiful Darling (Infinite Flow)
Too clever for his own good / delicate and frail / an utterly irresistible beauty shou
Unhinged / kept on a leash by his wife / hopelessly lovestruck monster gong
Yuan Zhao is a top researcher at the Monster Research Institute. In the eyes of monsters, he is a beautiful and fragile treasure; to others, he is a pretty yet peculiar person.
Until the entire Earth was swept into an escape game, where only civilizations that won could survive.
The monsters everyone avoided became Earth's only hope of surviving this terrifying game.
*
[Your identity is the high priest]
[You are not skilled enough to summon the evil god, no matter how hard you try]
[You decide to take an unconventional approach and offer a blood sacrifice]
Yuan Zhao dragged his sickly body along, sending his opponents to the sacrificial altar one by one. He watched coolly as they regretted being bewitched by his beauty, then happily waited for the game to end, but...
[Your evil god finds the sacrifices unpleasant]
[It threw them away]
[It wants you]
*
[Your identity is the beauty hidden away in an ancient castle]
[While helping the other players, successfully escape from the castle]
Yuan Zhao braved the thorny path, gasping with every few steps as he stumbled toward the castle's exit.
[The castle's master discovered your escape]
[He is furious and has decided to bring you back himself]
[Warning! Warning!]
[Beep, Mission failed. Accept your punishment]
To keep from breaking character, Yuan Zhao had no choice but to cling to the wicked master of the castle, tears in his eyes, and plead softly, "My lord, please be gentle."
*
[You found the notebook of the deceased]
[Day One: I couldn't resist doing it with Zhaozhao]
[Day Two: I couldn't resist again, and Zhaozhao got angry]
[Day Three: I have to respect Zhaozhao's wishes]
[Day Four: I couldn't hold back and made Zhaozhao pass out]
[Day Five: Ah, Zhaozhao wants to kill me. Why? Didn't he enjoy it?]
Yuan Zhao expressionlessly held the notebook and burned it.
The Lord of Monsters loved playing games, because to it, games were Yuan Zhao. So playing games meant playing with...
Though it meant kneeling on a washboard after leaving the game instance, wasn't that just proof that the deeper the love, the stronger the resentment? It thought as it knelt on an upgraded washboard.
Bonus scene
Before the next game began, Yuan Zhao tugged on the monster's tentacle and tied it into a bow, then shot him a sidelong glance and warned him not to add any extra scenes in this game instance.
The monster readily agreed.
After entering the game instance
Yuan Zhao looked at the bow tied around his body and angrily kicked the only leg he could move.
The monster felt unjustly accused. Wasn't that what Zhaozhao meant?
With eyes glistening like spring water and a face like peach blossoms, he said "no" in such a sweet voice. Didn't that mean yes?
Yuan Zhao, whose face was flushed and whose breath was weak simply because he was tired from tying the bow: ...
Mad dog x great beauty
Theme: Creating a better life
Suddenly I thought of a certain nuclear sewage discharge
Then repeat, you lick it... Seven days later, yue——
Woo hoo hoo nuclear sewage ah ah
Speaking... Forget it, it doesn't matter, let the earth be destroyed
If the earth is really like this... Let it be destroyed...
Hahaha, Shushu is so cute (?˙▽˙?)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, Pixiu Lihan
Isn't it a kind of pure love?
Hahahahahahaha Li Han's daily routine of taking the blame
Hahahahahaha cat garden!