A Hundred Ways to Spoil My Wife with Tentacles

[Main story complete] Anti-piracy setting: 60% locked, with a ten-day purchase restriction. If you've been blocked, let me know and I'll make changes. The upcoming stories are at the bottom~ [Blurb] Sickly, clingy, pretty little sweetheart shou × a cold inside and out, overwhelmingly possessive evil god gong whose greatest priority is taking care of his wife Delicate, beautiful darling × older, absolute controller [Alert! Alert! Earth is under invasion by a higher-dimensional life-form! Landing site: Huaguo @#*?%] When the director of Huaguo's Security Bureau rushed over with a fully armed team, all they saw was a little toddler standing there with a serious face. ...? The child version of the evil god looked up calmly. "Don't worry. I'm just here to find my wife." The director of the Security Bureau's mind went blank. He asked cautiously, "Is there anything we can do to help you? And... what are you looking for in a wife?" Little Shen Min casually pointed. "That one. He's so gloomy, we're a good match." Three-year-old Jiang Le'an discovered that a new family had moved in next door, and a very handsome older boy lived there. One bright and sunny morning, accompanied by his parents, little Le'an carried a flower he'd grown and knocked on the neighbor's door. The handsome older boy opened it. He lifted the flower up high and said in a sweet, soft voice, "Hello, big brother. This is a little flower I picked for you." The all-knowing, all-powerful child evil god looked at the soft little rice ball who seemed as if one poke would make him crumble, and for the first time felt utterly at a loss. Jiang Le'an was incredibly well-behaved as a child, but he was especially spoiled around Shen Min. For example, when he didn't want to do his homework, he would pester Shen Min to bring out his tentacles, one tentacle per pencil, so they could all work at once. When the swing in the little garden broke, he insisted Shen Min use his tentacles to make him a new one. When he didn't want to take his medicine, he'd secretly tuck it into a tentacle and have Shen Min coil it up and hide it. But Shen Min usually pried his mouth open and shoved the medicine in anyway. Only later did Jiang Le'an learn that not everyone had tentacles. His childhood-friend big brother was a terrifying being beyond description. Tips: 1. Childhood friends from little kids to grown-ups. Everyday life of an evil god raising a kid (×) his wife (?). 2. The romance starts after they become adults. 3. A sweet little treat, happy ending. * My completed animal quick transmigration novel, The CP I Ship Is Gradually Turning into Something Other Than Human, is available in my collection~ * Upcoming novel 1 in my collection, After My Possessive Boyfriend Died: My dead boyfriend came back A heartless, pretty little shou × a gong who's all heart and has something wrong with his head Su Xu was single for twenty years, then turned a corner and ran headfirst into true love. Rich, handsome, emotionally stable, and thoughtful, always keeping him informed. What else could true love be? One dark and stormy night, after they'd achieved perfect harmony in bed, Su Xu was so satisfied he could hardly wait to pull up his pants and go register their marriage. But as their relationship grew closer, Su Xu began to feel that his boyfriend was a little too controlling. Emotionally stable, sure, but this was also the man who would clutch him by the throat, kiss him fiercely, then smile and ask if he liked it. Thoughtful, absolutely. But when Su Xu decided on a whim to tidy up the house, he found three miniature cameras, even in the bathroom. Always keeping him informed, sure, but there was no need to share his feelings with Su Xu every time he thrust into him. Su Xu thought it over and over, and decided they probably weren't right for each other. But when he brought up breaking up, he learned that his boyfriend was seriously rich. That huge, thick chain was actually made of pure gold! Looks like they weren't breaking up after all. Just as he'd made up his mind to keep this menace, bam His boyfriend died. On another dark and stormy night, Su Xu stood in front of the house where he'd lived with his boyfriend, staring blankly at his deathly pale boyfriend. In a soft, gentle voice, his boyfriend said, "Xu Xu, welcome home." * Upcoming novel 2 in my collection, The Full-Dive Pay-to-Win Wife-Raising Game (Infinite): What's the big deal about spending a little money on your wife? Timid, delicate beauty shou × max-spending, sadistic big-shot gong Yun Yanshi was timid, afraid of ghosts, physically weak, and easily startled. But ever since he could remember, he'd been struggling to survive in a horror game. Then one day, he discovered that the terrifying game with its alarmingly high death rate had changed. *The 404 Boys' Dormitory* The bizarre campus events turned into some kind of "dorm romance," and Yun Yanshi was so scared of ghosts that he trembled all over, while also having to deal with his "straight" roommates getting handsy with him. *Death Letter* Mysterious letters arrived one after another. Yun Yanshi nervously opened them, expecting some kind of death notice, only to find a stack of tooth-achingly sweet love letters. *The Cursed Videotape* Yun Yanshi received a videotape. The last person who received one had already been devoured by an evil ghost. With tears in his eyes, he tremblingly played the tape... A series of "yiyiya" sounds filled the room. Yun Yanshi's face turned bright red. Was this kind of video even allowed to be shared? Ji Jinshu was emotionally detached, warm on the outside and cold within. He considered himself profit-driven and selfish. After accidentally encountering a full-dive game, he began his pay-to-win journey. New outfits needed to be drawn. Want to collect a full set of clothes? That would take hundreds of pulls. Need to draw manor furnishings, furniture, and even flowers to plant. Need to draw an identity card to enter a dungeon, and buy items when danger strikes... Ji Jinshu understood. So full-dive games were just all-around money-grabbing schemes! There were capitalists even more heartless than him! Another page popped up before him: "Spend one hundred thousand to become an NPC in a dungeon and accompany your beloved as they play. Come and try it out together~" Ji Jinshu topped up five hundred thousand without changing expression or hesitation. This one, that one, and that one over there. He wanted all of these characters! See my collection for more upcoming stories: The Monsters' Beautiful Darling (Infinite) The Scum Gong Shou's Epic Backfire Theme: Keep going through the storms, and you'll see a rainbow.