A Clueless Heartthrob Is Bound to Be Punished

[Under 100,000 words / happily give away VIP chapters]

[The pigeon has become a spirit and decided to finish writing the whole story before updating again.]

After being sealed inside the Prison Realm,

Ayano Shuji was interrogated by the Disciplinary System.

The System put a giant screen in front of him.

Clip One: With his body gravely wounded, he grabbed his classmate who had defected. As their blood mingled, he said weakly, "Even if the future is a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, I'll go on with you."

"I'll never let you go, even if I die."

System: You chased after your classmate who defected, confessing your feelings and clinging to him until he finally gave in... Is this what a straight guy does?

Ayano Shuji: ?

#What's the problem? Isn't this the purest friendship?#

Clip Two: To encourage a friend before a match, he finished a mission overnight, crossed several regions, and risked dying from exhaustion to make it to the venue, bringing along a memento from the day they first met that he'd kept for years.

System: You're insanely busy, but still insist on coaching him. You carefully kept something from your first meeting and collected a whole set of match photos... Is this what a straight guy does?

Ayano Shuji: ?

#So what? He's allowed to be a fan of his career, isn't he?#

Sometimes, the System would also play clips of what was happening outside the Prison Realm.

Friend A was distraught over him.

Friend B was full of regret.

Friend C missed him every day.

Everyone was working together to find a way to get him out.

System: Take a good look! You can't flirt with people and then refuse to marry them!

Ayano Shuji (questioning himself): ...?

#Has our pure friendship really crossed the line?#

#I don't believe it#

#Maybe I should just buy a house in the Prison Realm... (starts playing dead)#

Inspired by "Uncle from Another World"! A fun, absurd, everyone-loves-him kind of story that will have you desperately waiting for the characters to catch on. No angsty plotlines; the bonus story is 1v1.

Main fandoms: Jujutsu Kaisen + Kuroko's Basketball

Theme: Good people get what they deserve.