I Got Rich After Prices Plummeted

Lin Fan always thought he was the kind of protagonist from a novel who rises from humble beginnings. He believed that after thirty years east of the river and thirty years west, no one should look down on a poor young man! One day, everyone would submit at his feet.

After countless girlfriends dumped him for money, his boss stole credit through backroom dealings, and he was fired for daring to object, he finally got his golden finger and took all his worldly possessions to a parallel world.

Prices in the new world had crashed unbelievably! Four yuan could buy a three-bedroom apartment in Haishi, five yuan could get you a Rolls-Royce, fifty yuan could buy piles of exquisite jewelry, and two thousand yuan could buy an office building...

Prices were ridiculously low.

Lin Fan, with 158,000 yuan to his name: I'm getting rich overnight! I've made it!

He'd recruit underlings, start a company, dump the trashy women, face-slap cannon fodder, and embrace beauties on both sides as he climbed to the peak of life! Anyone who dared bully or humiliate him would get it all back! I'm the protagonist. What have I got to fear?

Before his grand plans could take shape, Lin Fan stared dumbfounded at the sea of men before him. Where had all the women gone?

What? The world only has men? What's a top? What's a bottom? What's versatile? Lin Fan, who had only ever read male-oriented stories about underdogs rising to the top, was completely baffled.

He gritted his teeth and pulled himself together. Even in a world of men, he could still be the ultimate top. One drunken night, a stunning beauty threw himself into his arms, and in the heat of the moment, Lin Fan slept with him.

Damn!

Why was he the one who got slept with? His worldview shattered, he threw himself into building his career! Beautiful men surrounded him, and his carefree days gradually made him forget his troubles, until one day his belly began to grow strangely...

"What? I'm pregnant? Impossible!"

"I'm a grown man, strong and upright. How could I get pregnant?! I don't believe it!"

"Find that man! I'll make him get pregnant too! Aaaaah!"

The older man who had been lurking nearby watched his beloved young man's pregnant belly swell: What an unexpected surprise! I have a wife and a child now! Buy one, get one free, what a bargain!

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To our esteemed transmigrator Comrade Lin Fan, the Green River Tea Bureau reminds you:

1. Uphold proper values and promote a positive culture!

2. No promiscuity, no casual flings, and no harem. Stay committed to the one-on-one route and help create a harmonious society for men and men.

3. Obey the law, run an honest business, and don't break the law or act recklessly. Strive to be a good, law-abiding citizen of the Green River world.

4. Be cautious when falling in love. Take care with kisses and caresses. Nothing below the neck. Let us all be civilized young people.

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Lin Fan's psychological journey:

Just after transmigrating, Lin Fan was full of confidence and believed he ruled the world. Beautiful women filled his thoughts.

When he learned the world was strange, he gritted his teeth and resolved to be the ultimate top. He could hold gorgeous men with delicate figures and long legs in his arms, and sleep with them even if they had one between their legs.

After a drunken one-night stand in which he was the one who got slept with, he had no feelings or desires. He threw himself into building his career, leaving love behind as a thing of the past that would only get in the way of making money.

When he found out he was pregnant, his worldview shattered. He gritted his teeth and set out to find the culprit. He would turn the tables and top him.

After overcoming countless hardships and finally falling in love, he realized he couldn't be the only one to have a baby. His top had to have one too!

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P.S.:

Top: A romance-novel type. Still a virgin in his thirties, he has kept himself chaste for the one person he truly loves. An innocent, powerful CEO type whose old heart suddenly catches fire, then burns out of control. A domineering and devoted romantic lead.

Bottom: A male-oriented-novel type. Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of it, and don't look down on a poor young man. A typical wish-fulfillment guy, shameless and full of delusions, who dreams of getting rich overnight, face-slapping everyone, and embracing beauties on both sides (though he never actually gets to embrace anyone), becoming a winner in life.

1. A parody of male-oriented fiction mixed with melodramatic old-school romance, packed with all sorts of familiar cliches. One-on-one romance. The bottom is flawed and may even be unlikeable. He's fond of wish fulfillment and, as a standard male-oriented protagonist, is destined to be the bottom on Green River.

2. Includes pregnancy. I just love stories where a male-oriented protagonist thinks he can dominate the world with his arrogant, wicked charm, only to end up having to get pregnant and give birth. (The author's peculiar sense of humor.)

3. The worldbuilding is made up and entirely fictional, the kind that's very empty. It's completely wild and makes no sense. This is a light, simple story, so don't think too hard about it. Just enjoy the fun.

Theme: Be honest and trustworthy, and be a qualified businessperson