So I'm a Dragon After All

My name is xxx, and I'm a colorful little dragon. I absolutely love collecting gold, silver, and treasure. I once defeated every opponent in my clan and won enough loot to build dozens of little hills. I was a real force to be reckoned with among dragons. So the elders, furious that I was so stingy and greedy and cared nothing for my fellow dragons, kicked me out of the clan and told me to go cause trouble for other beings.

So I obediently went out to cause trouble for other beings. On the way, I met a poor, ugly creature who told me who I really was: a fearsome dragon from a dark and evil land, all-powerful and mighty. In short, an evil dragon.

Oh! So I'm an evil dragon!

But what does an evil dragon do? My friend told me I should slaughter humans, destroy cities, burn living creatures, and do lots and lots of other things.

I went off full of enthusiasm, but the things evil dragons do are so boring. Then I realized I could kidnap a human princess, lock her in a tower, and demand a ransom. That would get me the gold and silver treasures I love.

I'd found a brand-new way to make my fortune!

Surprise + N!!!

Humans have a creature called a knight who comes to rescue princesses. This one was super poor, without a single jewel on him. He hadn't brought any treasure the little dragon liked in exchange for the bawling, unbearably noisy princess.

I'd been tricked, and the little dragon was furious. The consequences would be dire! So I kept the knight, who was even more formidable than the sobbing princess, and sent her home to prepare a ransom to rescue him.

Later, after I'd waited and waited, the princess never came, and the knight snuck away. The little dragon hadn't gotten a single gold coin and was furious, so I decided to go collect the debt from the knight!

The little dragon is fierce and wicked, a very bad evil dragon! Knight, pay up! Rawr~

Not-too-bright, goofy little dragon debt-collecting top x smart and capable dragon knight debtor bottom

Theme: Good and evil cannot coexist