A Retired Good-for-Nothing Alpha Stirs Up Trouble Online

If you ask Mu Qingyue what he thinks of his life after transmigrating, he'll give everyone one firm piece of advice: Beware of System scams!

His greatest regret in life was binding himself to a damn System when he was young and chuunibyou, then accepting a hell-level mission that no normal person could possibly complete. From then on, he was stuck on a miserable road full of pitfalls.

After barely finishing the mission, nearly turning into a pervert in the process, he was finally within reach of a wonderful, carefree retirement.

Before he could wipe away his bitter tears, voice his complaints, or even laugh out loud, he was blasted to bits and sent straight back to his happy home?!

That rotten System had played him. It had restarted the mission from scratch! Years of hard work, wasted.

Heh. Don't think this will make him give up on retiring. Determined to slack off, he'll start at the root and become a good-for-nothing.

From birth, be a good-for-nothing, work hard at eating and eat plenty of greens.

From birth, be a good-for-nothing, work hard at being a lazy fish and lie flat.

From birth, be a good-for-nothing, work hard at eating snacks and watching the show.

Lie flat for a moment, and it feels great. Lie flat for a lifetime, and it feels even better.

Lie flat once a day, and the grind can stay away.

In his spare time, he messes with his scumbag dad to earn a little cash; sometimes he plays the pitiful innocent, all meek and helpless; he livestreams and lies flat like a lazy fish; he even gives people a little green hat, wishing all lovers in the world would end up as bitter enemies.

He can also go traveling and roam around now and then, wandering the world and enjoying life to the fullest. So how did he end up as a pirate captain? That high-profile lifestyle won't do at all. It doesn't fit his good-for-nothing persona!

Keep a low profile. He might as well craft himself a wife and go live in seclusion together!

They can grow vegetables, tend flowers, hold hands and kiss with his sweet, obedient wife, enjoy a little happiness, and add a touch of romance to their carefree days.

But who was it that had the nerve to ruin his perfect retirement, destroy his paradise-like home, and kill his soft, adorable wife with the slim waist and long legs?

Does everyone think he's a sick cat just because he hasn't shown his claws?

All right, the truth is out. I'm done pretending: I'm the trump card!

P.S.:

1. Top protagonist, ABO interstellar era, strong leads, double A romance.

2. Everything serves the plot. Completely fictional, interstellar era, for entertainment. Don't compare it to reality. This is purely a story about having fun and stirring up trouble! Mwah.

3. The author's writing is terrible and there's no logic (important!). Once my imagination runs wild, I can write anything, so don't think too hard while reading. A rambly author writing a rambly story. Long, with a large ensemble cast, slow progress, and romance in the middle and later parts.

4. The protagonist is max-level from the start, with plenty of golden fingers. He's so ridiculously strong it'll make you question reality, the strongest under heaven, utterly overpowered. It's a power fantasy; anything unreasonable is because he's cheating.

Coming soon: So I'm a Dragon After All

My name is Longlong. I'm a colorful dragon who loves collecting gold and silver treasures. I once defeated everyone in my clan and piled up enough spoils to make dozens of small mountains, becoming a dragon among dragons. So the elders, angry that I was greedy and refused to share my hoard with my fellow dragons, kicked me out of the clan and told me to go torment other creatures.

So I obediently went out to torment other creatures. On the way, I met a poor and ugly creature who told me who I really was: a fearsome dragon from a dark and evil land, all-powerful and mighty. In short, an evil dragon.

Oh! So I'm an evil dragon!

But what does an evil dragon do? My friend told me I should slaughter humans, destroy cities, burn living creatures, and do lots of other things.

I went off excitedly, but evil dragon stuff was so boring. Then I realized that if I kidnapped a human princess, locked her in a tower, and demanded a ransom, I could get the gold and silver treasures I liked.

I'd suddenly found a new way to get rich!

Surprise +N!!!

Humans have a creature called a knight who comes to rescue princesses. He was super poor, without a single jewel on him, and hadn't brought any treasures Longlong liked to trade for the sniveling, noisy princess.

I'd been tricked, and Longlong was furious. The consequences would be severe! So I kept the knight, who was much stronger than the sniveling princess, and sent her back to prepare a ransom to rescue him.

Later, after I'd waited and waited, the princess never came, the knight secretly ran away, and Longlong didn't get a single gold coin. Longlong was furious and decided to track down the knight and collect the debt!

Longlong is fierce and wicked, a really bad evil dragon! Knight, pay up! Rawr~

Dimwitted, goofy dragon creditor top x sharp and capable dragon-riding knight debtor bottom

My buddy Louximiao's upcoming novel, set in the same world. Please add it to your collection too: After Our AA Romance, I Unexpectedly Got Pregnant

(Mainly from the bottom's perspective) ABO, double A setting.

A question recently went viral on the StarNet Forum:

Can an Alpha get pregnant?

The post stayed at the top of the homepage for ages and got over ten million replies, but every answer was the same: What the hell are you talking about?!

Normally, if Qiu Chengxin saw this question, he'd also think it was bullshit.

But there's a catch:

1. He wasn't the one who asked the question.

2. He wasn't the pregnant Alpha, either.

He'd only been in an utterly ordinary AA relationship! He'd just had a few perfectly normal, vigorous encounters with his lover! So how the hell did he end up pregnant?!

In a second-year dorm at the Imperial Military Academy, two young men stared at the pregnancy test results.

An Kang: "Baby... you... were you pretending to be an A?"

Qiu Chengxin: "Bullshit! I'm a pure A!"

But can someone tell him how, after being an Alpha for eighteen years, he ended up pregnant? Which part of him got pregnant?! Help!!!

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