Ranking History: The Fainthearted Emperors Die of Embarrassment

#Historical figures all have their own fans. It's fine if you and I like different people, so don't insist that I praise your favorite historical figure. Come on in!# With a golden finger from the start, she begins reviewing unusual turning points in history for parallel worlds across the dynasties. And so... After watching "The Dune Incident: The Beginning of the Qin Empire's Collapse," the First Emperor draws his sword and chops off a dog's head, while Hu Hai acts out running around a pillar. After watching "The Witchcraft Crisis: Upheaval in the Han Empire," Emperor Wu of Han, who had always fretted that his son was nothing like him, stares in shock: I told you to be a little bolder, not this bold! After watching "The Battle of Kunyang: The Grand Magus at His Peak," everyone cries out, "This man is terrifying!" Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of Han, solemnly declares, "I got where I am through my own hard work!" After watching "Special Feature: The God of War Emperor at Tumu Fortress," Emperor Taizong of Tang and Emperor Taizu of Ming protest in unison: "Some strange creature has snuck in among us. I'm done being the 'God of War Emperor'!" Review schedule: ① [The Dune Incident] & [The Witchcraft Crisis] ② [The Battle of Kunyang] & [The God of War Emperor] ③ [The Yellow Turban Rebellion] & [The Han Dynasty's Final Glow] ④ [The An Lushan Rebellion] & [Women of the Tang Dynasty] ⑤ [The Jingkang Disaster] & [Pearls Lost in the Cang Sea] ⑥ [Elegy for the Late Ming] & [Look to the Present] [Reader's Guide / Advance Warning] ◆ I'll try to be objective, but everyone has their own biases, so I can't guarantee it. Feudal emperors are figures of the past. Their achievements deserve praise, but we must not overlook how they exploited and oppressed those beneath them. I have no intention of helping them live a hundred years, cement imperial power, or keep their dynasties alive. Emperor apologists, stay away! Also, my favorite dynasty is the Han. I don't like the Qin or Qin Shi Huang, but I won't smear him either. I don't care much about either Fu Su or Zhu Biao, and I especially don't mourn the latter. Fans of Fu Su or Zhu Biao, stay away. So should Qin Shi Huang superfans who insist I put down the Han to praise the Qin. ◆ The content is based on historical sources, but I'm no history expert. If you like it, stay; if you don't, move on. Friendly discussion is welcome, but please don't start heated arguments. ◆ The reviews will lead to parallel worlds across the dynasties. The Yuan Dynasty is excluded because I have nothing I want to review, and I'm also worried that exposing heavenly secrets could lead to the late Yuan rebels being crushed ahead of time. The Qing Dynasty is excluded because I have no affection for it, and although I'd like to review its final years, I can't write about them. . Theme: Remember history and move toward the future