[Beloved heroine + misinterpretation comedy + ensemble cast of a sect + goofy humor]
[Something came up at home. I'm trying to get back to updating, but no promises. Updates when I can.]
Shi Qingqing is a new hire in the transmigration-into-a-book department. At her orientation training, she proudly came in last on the mock exam.
The System flipped through her exam record in despair. “The sword cultivators are practicing swordplay, and you're sleeping?”
Shi Qingqing: “Ah, I'm sleepy.”
“Cultivators abstain from food, and you're eating?”
“Ah, I'm hungry.”
“There's a scene where they trade insults, and you're mute?”
“I didn't memorize my lines.”
What harm could a lazy fish possibly do? She was just giving up and taking it easy.
There was no way a Host like this could be carried!
Especially since she'd transmigrated into a book in a combined world of three novels, with super S-level difficulty.
But then
After transmigrating into the book, everyone else rushed into the Sutra Repository in a swarm. Shi Qingqing leaned against the doorway with her sword in her arms and fell asleep.
The male lead of the xianxia novel was a proper gentleman. “The disciples are consumed by greed. Only Shi Qingqing respects her elders. She hasn't taken a single step forward without the Repository's owner's permission!”
[Ding! You have received a Heavenly-tier cultivation technique from the xianxia novel's male lead.]
All her fellow disciples took fasting pills, but Shi Qingqing broke the sect's curfew and secretly roasted meat in the alchemy room in the middle of the night.
The male lead of the fantasy novel was rebellious and unruly. “The most important thing in cultivation is to follow your heart. Shi Qingqing does as she pleases, follows the will of Heaven, acts freely, and resists dogma!”
[Ding! You have received the Heaven-Slaying Divine Sword from the fantasy novel's male lead.]
Question: What's it like being in a sect where every single person is a male lead from a power fantasy novel?
Shi Qingqing: Thanks for asking. I got rich by slacking off.
Originally, the world of cultivation was full of danger and deadly plot twists.
But then
The male lead of the xianxia novel was once the Crown Prince of the Divine Realm. After his mother was killed, he turned evil. To avenge her, he stormed the Ninth Heaven alone and perished alongside the gods and demons filling the skies.
Shi Qingqing liked playing games in the Taixu Realm, where she happened upon the sealed true spirit of a woman. “Actually, your mother didn't die.”
Male lead: “!”
The male lead of the fantasy novel was exposed as a half-demon and reviled as a fiend by the world. Bullied and tormented, he became consumed by inner demons and eventually destroyed the world.
Shi Qingqing liked the wine brewed by the succubus clan and enthusiastically promoted trade between humans and demons. “How about humans and demons becoming one big family?”
Male lead: “!”
Question: What's it like being a background character in an angsty cultivation novel where the protagonist is constantly put through the wringer?
Shi Qingqing: Thanks for asking. I still got rich by slacking off.
[Reader's Guide]
1. The heroine is adored by everyone. So sweet, so satisfying, so heartwarming. Daily life + leveling up, with the sect as the main focus.
The central trope is misinterpretation comedy: the male leads convince themselves that the heroine's lazy, do-nothing ways mean she disdains power, follows Heaven's will, and practices quiet non-action.
2. This is a 1v1 romance. The male lead is a split fragment: the cold-faced, merciless Crown Prince of the Divine Realm + the rebellious, unruly half-demon Demon Venerable.
The heroine is a laid-back, lazy fish who has a dragon-proud, overachieving spirit pet.
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A recommendation for my completed older work:
My Four Fiancé Male Leads: A love polygon as she courts four male leads at once
Because the side characters in the original novels went on strike en masse, the Spacetime Administration assigned Song Ru four transmigration-into-a-book missions at once
Martial arts world: the villainous fiancée who breaks off her engagement to the chosen one
Xianxia world: the playboy second-generation immortal's one true love
Fantasy world: the divine cultivation partner of a foolish live-in son-in-law
Magic world: the sacrificial bride who takes the place of the Demon Dragon's bride
Song Ru initially refused. “Four jobs at once? That'll kill me.”
Her supervisor tried to persuade her. “In the martial arts world, the male lead goes from Heaven's favored child to a cripple. His fiancée breaks off their engagement, and he makes a comeback and slaps everyone in the face. The villainous fiancée only needs to come back later to get slapped.
You can fill that gap by taking on the xianxia world.
The male lead is a playboy second-generation immortal who spends all his time having fun. His fiancée dies saving him, and only then does he start working hard at cultivation. She becomes a spirit in his artifact and only wakes up now and then, so that frees up more time...
I've also got a book here called The Master of Time Management. Take it home and study it, Xiao Song.”
In the end, she accepted the assignments, not because her supervisor gave her a lousy book, but because he offered her way too much money!
Song Ru was grinding through all four missions at once when she suddenly received an alert: “Unknown error. Mission worlds merging!”
At the time, she was getting engaged to the foolish young man.
The chosen one had returned from his cultivation, and now he was backing her into a corner, step by step. “You broke off our engagement just to be with this idiot? His spiritual channels have been crippled, so he can't cultivate. If he can, why can't I?”
Big brother, you two aren't even in the same story. Yours is the broken-engagement-to-comeback trope, and his is the live-in son-in-law trope.
The second-generation immortal, now a god of war, caught her slender wrist. His eyes were bloodshot. “You faked your death and deceived me? Maybe I should lock you up, hmm?”
Even her current mission had gone off the rails. The foolish young man revealed his secret identity. “Wife, my true identity is the Divine Lord. You can't escape me.”
In the book, you were supposed to be using your fiancée!
The Demon Dragon gave a cold laugh. “Looks like I'll have to defeat these men to claim my bride.”
Please, stop making things worse!
[Reader's Guide] So sweet, so satisfying, so heartwarming, so doting.
The heroine is irresistible to everyone, ridiculously beloved, and an emotionless mission machine. Every male lead from a power fantasy novel is hopelessly in love with her.
Saving the Tragic, Beautiful Villain (Quick Transmigration): I'll be the one to protect this beautiful, tragic villain
The Gloomy Outcast Gets Bound to a Bratty System: Being bratty feels good for a while, and being bratty forever feels good forever
Recommended upcoming works:
My Senior Brothers Are All Male Leads from Power Fantasy Novels: A lazy junior sister's daily life in a sect full of male leads
Fang Yu joins a tiny, rundown sect as its junior sister, only to discover that all three of her senior brothers are male leads from power fantasy novels.
Her eldest senior brother follows the cautious survivalist path. He's absurdly powerful, but overly careful, avoiding any chance of stirring up trouble.
Fang Yu listens to him and doesn't go watch the commotion or get into arguments with anyone.
Then a second senior brother joins the sect. He's the male lead of an invincible-protagonist novel.
When some villains try to steal their resources in a secret realm, Fang Yu says, “Eldest Senior Brother said to put up with it if we can. Let's leave this spirit plant behind.”
The second senior brother knocks the villains down with two quick punches.
Fang Yu: “You can't fight them! You forgot the sect's motto: beat the little ones, and the big ones come; beat the big ones, and the old ones come.”
The villain's father shows up.
The second senior brother throws two punches.
The villain's grandfather shows up.
The second senior brother throws two punches.
The villain's ancestor shows up.
The second senior brother still throws two punches.
The second senior brother beats his way through an entire sect. “This so-called ‘cautious survival’ stuff is nothing special. Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise! From now on, listen to your second senior brother. I'll teach you the art of being bold.”
No! You don't understand!
Our eldest senior brother is the truly terrifying one.
The eldest senior brother arrives, frowning. “You people are far too reckless! What if this sect worships a true god from the Upper Realm? Destroying someone's sanctuary creates an enormous grudge!”
The eldest senior brother then gives every corpse at the scene the full treatment: bones pulverized, bodies dissolved, souls destroyed, ashes scattered. He makes absolutely sure no one can file a complaint.
Then he locks Fang Yu and the second senior brother in a small dark room to copy the sect rules and write self-criticisms.
The invincible male lead sneaks off to have fun, leaving Fang Yu alone to scribble out a hundred thousand words of self-criticism.
Fang Yu: QAQ
Fang Yu has only just learned how to survive in the gap between her eldest and second senior brothers.
Then a third senior brother joins the sect. He's the male lead of a misinterpretation-comedy novel.
His golden finger is that he can become a god on the spot as long as he dies upholding the righteous path.
But everyone who meets him makes up their own stories about him and becomes devoted to him, doing everything they can to follow him.
A typical day at the sect:
The eldest senior brother, about the second senior brother: “No zuo no die.”
The second senior brother, about the eldest senior brother: “You cowardly old turtle.”
The eldest senior brother, about the third senior brother: “Troublemaker.”
The third senior brother, about the eldest senior brother: “Stop trying to keep me from becoming a god!”
The second senior brother, about the third senior brother: “You're my best buddy, but how are you even more reckless than me? Now I kind of understand why the eldest senior brother gets a headache when he sees me.”
The third senior brother, about the second senior brother: “Get away from me! If I stick with you, you'll beat every enemy to death. I'll never get to die!”
What the eldest, second, and third senior brothers think about their junior sister: “My junior sister is so adorable. We absolutely cannot let the other two brothers corrupt her with their nonsense!”
The Lazy Foodie Is Forced to Become Emperor: Foodies are the driving force of production
Transmigrated as a Noble Academy's Side Character: I Want to Be the Top Farmer in the Interstellar World
The Female Side Character Keeps Stealing the Male Lead's Spotlight: This Female Side Character Is Just Too Strong
Professional Bootlicker, 100,000 a Day: Fawning over one person makes you a bootlicker. Fawning over a whole crowd makes you a professional.
Theme: A gentleman strives constantly to improve himself.
Recommended to complete an old article with the same theme: "Transforming into the Fiancee of the Male Protagonist with Four Starting Points", and conquering the Shura fields of the four male protagonists at the same time
Due to the fact that the original female costars went on strike, the Time and Space Management Bureau assigned Song Ru four tasks to travel through the book at the same time——
The World of Martial Arts: Long Aotian's vicious female counterpart who broke off her engagement
The World of Immortals: Bai Yueguang of the Second Generation of Dandy Immortal
Fantasy World: The Immortal Taoist Couple of the Silly Boy's Son-in-law
Magical World: The Dragon's Substitute Sacrificial Bride
Song Ru refused at first, "It would be fatal to work four jobs at the same time."
The leader mobilized her: "The male protagonist in the world of martial arts has changed from the favored son of heaven to a useless person. His fiancée broke off the engagement with him, and the male protagonist counterattacked and slapped her in the face. The vicious female supporting character only needs to come back later and be slapped in the face."
During this gap, you can enter the world of Xianxia.
The male protagonist is a second-generation playboy who is addicted to having fun. His fiancée died trying to save him, so he worked hard to cultivate. The fiancée has become a weapon spirit and only wakes up occasionally, freeing up time again...
I also have a copy of "Time Management Master" here. Xiao Song, please take it back and study it. "
She finally accepted the task, not because of the shabby book the leader gave her, but because he gave her too much money!
Song Ru was running four missions at the same time, and suddenly received an alert: "An unknown error has occurred, and the mission worlds are merging!"
She was engaged to a silly boy at the time.
Long Aotian, who had returned from cultivation, pushed her into the corner step by step, "Just to break off the engagement with me just to be with this idiot? His spiritual veins have been destroyed and he cannot practice cultivation. If he can, why can't I?"
Brother, your scripts are all different. You break off the engagement, but you become a son-in-law.
The second-generation immortal, who is already the God of War, grabbed her thin wrist with his backhand, his eyes were scarlet, "Cheat me to death? Maybe I should lock you up, huh?"
The mission he was doing was also messed up. The stupid boy blew his vest and said, "Madam, my true identity is the Lord of God. You can't escape."
In the book, you are clearly just using your fiancée!
The demon dragon smiled coldly: "It seems that you have to defeat these men to get the bride."
Ning, don't, Tian, chaos, no more!
Food Guide
Sususu, refreshing, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet
The heroine is a heartthrob, Su Po Tianji, and she is a mission machine for Mo De's emotions. All the male protagonists of Qidian are single arrows.
Ye Zhou: Why am I not a human being... Ah, it turns out that everyone is not a human being. I feel at ease (with my tail tucked up, I lie down and play games in peace).
Finally updated, I would say if you live long enough, you can see everything [dog head]
I actually can't imagine that you could find any other reasons to ask for leave. In fact, you don't think of any excuses now. You just said something perfunctory about family matters. In fact, I had already expected this book. Originally, I was not very interested in this subject. I read it purely because of my good impression of your previous articles. As I expected, I couldn't follow your series of articles. . . You claim to be a full-time author in your column introduction. I hope everyone will support you. I really believed it at first, but now I am confused. You keep updating every book. How can you be a full-time author? ? ? And to be honest, the light-hearted writing style is not suitable for you. The writing in this book is not as good as the previous one, not to mention that everyone has almost forgotten the plot in the previous book. I guess your book will end badly, just like the previous two books (even if this book ends badly, I don't want to describe it as anticlimactic, not a tiger-headed one).
Wait a minute, what novel am I following? Why is the third to last picture the countdown to December 23? The second picture is from July 24? The penultimate one is from this month! Let me go, can I still wait for the update?
Celebrating Mrs. Update! ! ! Come on, madam, I've been waiting for you! ! !
Dear, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here and the National Day is also here. When will you come back to update?
Professional Dog Licker, Earning 100,000 a Day
Dressed as Bai Yueguang, the Four Male Protagonists
Bai Yueguang's Character in the Stand-In Story Collapsed
After Returning to Reality from the Fast Travel World
Dressed as the Fiancée of the Male Protagonist with Four Starting Points
Bai Yueguang's Stand-In Dressed as the Villain Tyrant
I, in Another World, Lie Down and Win
My Dad Became an Immortal Emperor and Came Back to Pick Me Up.
Dressed as a Female Attendant of an Aristocratic Academy
The Female Partner in the Apocalypse Crushes Her All the Way
The Female Supporting Role Always Steals the Limelight from the Male Protagonist (Quickly Wear It)
The Top-Notch Movie Queen Dresses Like a Pitiful Little Girl
Recommended to complete an old article with the same theme: "Transforming into the Fiancee of the Male Protagonist with Four Starting Points", and conquering the Shura fields of the four male protagonists at the same time Due to the fact that the original female costars went on strike, the Time and Space Management Bureau assigned Song Ru four tasks to travel through the book at the same time—— The World of Martial Arts: Long Aotian's vicious female counterpart who broke off her engagement The World of Immortals: Bai Yueguang of the Second Generation of Dandy Immortal Fantasy World: The Immortal Taoist Couple of the Silly Boy's Son-in-law Magical World: The Dragon's Substitute Sacrificial Bride Song Ru refused at first, "It would be fatal to work four jobs at the same time." The leader mobilized her: "The male protagonist in the world of martial arts has changed from the favored son of heaven to a useless person. His fiancée broke off the engagement with him, and the male protagonist counterattacked and slapped her in the face. The vicious female supporting character only needs to come back later and be slapped in the face." During this gap, you can enter the world of Xianxia. The male protagonist is a second-generation playboy who is addicted to having fun. His fiancée died trying to save him, so he worked hard to cultivate. The fiancée has become a weapon spirit and only wakes up occasionally, freeing up time again... I also have a copy of "Time Management Master" here. Xiao Song, please take it back and study it. " She finally accepted the task, not because of the shabby book the leader gave her, but because he gave her too much money! Song Ru was running four missions at the same time, and suddenly received an alert: "An unknown error has occurred, and the mission worlds are merging!" She was engaged to a silly boy at the time. Long Aotian, who had returned from cultivation, pushed her into the corner step by step, "Just to break off the engagement with me just to be with this idiot? His spiritual veins have been destroyed and he cannot practice cultivation. If he can, why can't I?" Brother, your scripts are all different. You break off the engagement, but you become a son-in-law. The second-generation immortal, who is already the God of War, grabbed her thin wrist with his backhand, his eyes were scarlet, "Cheat me to death? Maybe I should lock you up, huh?" The mission he was doing was also messed up. The stupid boy blew his vest and said, "Madam, my true identity is the Lord of God. You can't escape." In the book, you are clearly just using your fiancée! The demon dragon smiled coldly: "It seems that you have to defeat these men to get the bride." Ning, don't, Tian, chaos, no more! Food Guide Sususu, refreshing, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet The heroine is a heartthrob, Su Po Tianji, and she is a mission machine for Mo De's emotions. All the male protagonists of Qidian are single arrows.
Ye Zhou: Why am I not a human being... Ah, it turns out that everyone is not a human being. I feel at ease (with my tail tucked up, I lie down and play games in peace).
Finally updated, I would say if you live long enough, you can see everything [dog head]
I actually can't imagine that you could find any other reasons to ask for leave. In fact, you don't think of any excuses now. You just said something perfunctory about family matters. In fact, I had already expected this book. Originally, I was not very interested in this subject. I read it purely because of my good impression of your previous articles. As I expected, I couldn't follow your series of articles. . . You claim to be a full-time author in your column introduction. I hope everyone will support you. I really believed it at first, but now I am confused. You keep updating every book. How can you be a full-time author? ? ? And to be honest, the light-hearted writing style is not suitable for you. The writing in this book is not as good as the previous one, not to mention that everyone has almost forgotten the plot in the previous book. I guess your book will end badly, just like the previous two books (even if this book ends badly, I don't want to describe it as anticlimactic, not a tiger-headed one).
Wait a minute, what novel am I following? Why is the third to last picture the countdown to December 23? The second picture is from July 24? The penultimate one is from this month! Let me go, can I still wait for the update?
Celebrating Mrs. Update! ! ! Come on, madam, I've been waiting for you! ! !
Dear, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here and the National Day is also here. When will you come back to update?
Have you gone to work?
Woohoo, finally updated! ! !
Did you dove again today?