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Blurb:
Yang Qiu was looking for a job when she got a livestream System. It required her to livestream historical knowledge and help viewers learn from history.
Gradually, she realized her viewers' usernames were oddly appropriate, and they were becoming more and more active. Their gifts were strange, too...
[Qin Shi Huang tipped the streamer a Suihou Pearl]
[Liu Che tipped the streamer a Zhanlu Sword]
[Yang Jian tipped the streamer a painting of the Goddess of the Luo River]
Only then did the System tell her that all the viewers were real historical figures!
Well, wasn't this the perfect chance to make up for history's regrets?!
1. A rundown of history's foolish rulers, and a brief discussion of the importance of raising children
[The eternal First Emperor, who swept across the Seven Kingdoms]
Ying Zheng: I unified the realm. Who could possibly destroy the Seven Kingdoms?
Xiang Yu: Your good-for-nothing son!
Ying Zheng: Good! Though Fusu is kindhearted and weak, he still has some of my bearing! Wait, where did this seventh kingdom come from?
Liu Bang gave a mysterious smile: Your Great Qin, of course!
Ying Zheng: ?!
[Defeated Qin Shi Huang, trampled Emperor Wu of Han, the eternal First Emperor, none other than you]
Yang Guang: Hahahaha! I knew I'd go down in history! The eternal First Emperor!
Erlang turned around: Uncle, is there any chance that's sarcasm?
[Built on the achievements of six generations, destroyed the foundations of the Great Tang, and ruined China's destiny!]
Yang Guang gave a mocking smile: Nephew, is there any chance that's sarcasm?
Erlang: Listen, I just want to say, thank you...
Li Longji: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My Kaiyuan Golden Age!
[The Gao Liang River racing champion: A man whose skills in the Six Arts are wildly unbalanced]
Zhao Kuangyin: ?
Zhao Kuangyi: Brother! It's all a misunderstanding!
[The man even Mount Tai feared]
Emperor Zhenzong of Song: That's me, right? It has to be me!
Mount Tai: Keep your distance!
[The two sages of Snow Country, who can compete with them?]
Emperors Huizong and Qinzong: Don't mention us. We're under investigation.
[Little Sister Nine, forever a little sister]
Zhao Kuangyin: My family is clearly surnamed Zhao. Why did we change our name to Wanyan?
Zhao Kuangyi: My family actually produced a Wu Zetian?!
Old Zhu: What kind of family are you, expecting to produce a Wu Zetian?
[Who has the thicker face, the Ming dynasty's God of War or the city walls?]
Zhao Kuangyin and Zhao Kuangyi said sourly: What kind of family are you, with a God of War of your own?
Old Zhu: My Zhu family doesn't deserve this. That brat isn't part of my family!
4. The eternal First Emperors you'd never expect
[Covered in abalone, with no heirs left]
[Liu Peiqi and his brother-in-law: Things you never knew]
["Deep father-son love" and "brothers treating each other with respect"]
[From afar, a little white rabbit; up close, a big gray wolf]
[Starting with a bowl, ending with a rope]
5. The Han Dynasty, the luckiest dynasty
[I used to stay in the saddle all the time, my thighs worn thin. Now I no longer ride, and the flesh has grown back on my thighs]
[Oh, vast heavens, why are you so cruel to me?]
[May the sun and moon rise again after their darkness]
[He still seems to stand tall and proud. Who says the Han has fallen?]
4. Who says women are inferior to men!
[Was Empress Lu really the heroine of a wish-fulfillment story?]
[The formidable women of the Li family]
Parallel worlds, with no effect on one another.
The topics may not be covered in the order above, but they will all be included.
I'm not familiar with the Yuan Dynasty and don't like the Qing Dynasty, so they'll appear less often. Please don't read if that bothers you.
I'm a history novice, not a professional, just writing out of love. If you disagree, feel free to point it out.
Updates are irregular, so please don't read if that bothers you. But I will finish it!!! (I'll fill in every plot hole!)
There will be some subjective bias, but I'll do my best to be objective.
New novel coming soon. I hope you'll be interested!
"After Death, I Landed a Job at the City God Temple (Metaphysical Livestream)"
Yu Hua had roamed the underworld for many years when she suddenly received an appointment from the King of Hell: "Gujingzhou is short a City God. You have an unusual bone structure, so the position is perfect for you." Newly appointed, Yu Hua stared at the dilapidated City God Temple with a face full of despair.
Well, I'm already here. Where am I supposed to go? Might as well get to work.
By day, she exorcised demons. By night, she hunted ghosts. Keeping up with the times, she livestreamed fortune-telling.
"Can you bring me good luck in love?"
"I can't bring you good luck in love, but you can attract ghosts. A vengeful spirit is haunting you. Would you like to focus on staying alive first?"
People and ghosts in love, modern folks sure know how to have fun!
"Master, tell me about my financial luck."
"You'll be rich and prosperous, but after you die, all your money will belong to the old Wang next door."
What a family drama!
"Master, tell me how my career will go!"
"Little mystic, if you don't leave this place soon, I'm afraid I'll have to come and collect you."
The City God personally claims your soul: premium service.
Just when she thought her ghostly life was finally on track, an unexpected visitor arrived at the City God Temple.
The visitor wore a moon-white, straight-collared robe, his hair ribbon dancing in the breeze. He looked like an immortal banished from ancient times, completely out of place amid the surrounding mess.
"Miss, I am Wu Sui of Jingzhou. I've come to ask for a divination."
"What do you wish to ask?"
"About my past life and this one."
Theme: So many things from past and present become tales for laughter
The last sentence, "The map of Yanshan I drew at the age of fourteen was not used until I died at the age of sixty-eight." It's really, really sad.
Hongwu believed in the destiny of the Yuan Dynasty and never recognized the orthodoxy of the Yuan Dynasty. The interruption of their own political power is not the interruption of civilization. The Japanese took advantage of this loophole. The so-called sinicization of Japan in the Yuan and Qing dynasties is nothing more than one beating and then learning and the other learning and then beating. This kind of sinicization is just the sinicization of students, just like the Germanic people who made Slavs into students by Romans. Students, no matter what kind of students they are, do not have inheritance rights. Only those who directly regard themselves as Han people like Shatuo of the Five Dynasties are qualified. (The Xianbei people finally reached this level by following the Northern Wei and Northern Zhou Dynasties instead of their own generation. There is still a layer of separation between the Northern Wei and Northern Zhou Dynasties)
That's right, Confucius has been misinterpreted out of meaning, and Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism has been misinterpreted out of context. Men will tell women that Zhu Xi once said that human desires should be eliminated in accordance with the principles of nature, but they will never tell them that human desires refer to delicacies from mountains and seas and three wives and four concubines. Men will tell women that Cheng Yi said that starving to death is a small indiscipline but a big mistake, but they will never tell them that Cheng Yi meant that if the widow no longer remarries, the widower should not remarry either. Spread your hands.
Without Zhu Di, your Ming Dynasty would have abolished its martial arts, split the north and the south, and maybe the second generation would have perished. This afternoon I still thought about Zhu Biao Renyi, interceding for his younger brother, and persuading Zhu Yuanzhang to bypass his younger brother. He is the elder brother, but he is also the prince. Why don't he think about the people who were preyed upon by his younger brother? There is a feeling of hypocrisy, which is in the same vein as Zhu Yunwen
Zhao Kuangyin also deserved it. He knew what Zhao Gou was like, but he still told Zhao Gou about his identity and future, hoping that Zhao Gou would make changes.
After Xiaozong, there was Zhezong before him. Except for his short life, this one was great. And he is someone who dares to trust people and trusts the right people. One of the Zhang brothers has no restrictions as the independent prime minister in the central government, and the other can also be the military commander in charge of Xixia in the northwest (similar to the governor of the Ming Dynasty). It is a violation of the Taizong tradition, and then the political performance is very good. So the problem is actually the Taizong tradition
The modern Mongols are compatriots, but the Yuan Dynasty back then was not Chinese!
The emperors of the Song Dynasty were really good at managing the economy. Even Wanyan Gou was the same. It would be great if there was a good way to reuse the waste.
Those three idiots from Song Dynasty are really a disgrace to our ancestors. It would be great to do it directly for the three of them.
If possible, Zhu Jianshen probably wished that he was his uncle's biological son from the beginning. Who would dare to want such a father?