The Do-Nothing Stand-In Does Whatever They Want

Greedy Little Freeloader Bottom VS. Short-Tempered Big-Dog Top

Shi Yan received a contract to be someone’s stand-in.

His sugar daddy’s moonlight had a cool, refined, cultured, and well-mannered personality.

As the stand-in, Shi Yan was expected to be elegant and ambitious, well-read, careful about his figure, and the perfect high-quality man.

You’re asking the impossible of a freeloader!

Then he saw the contract terms: If Party A (Shen Tanchuan) terminated the contract, he had to pay Party B (Shi Yan) fifty million in compensation.

He’d get paid if he was fired! Why bother competing with everyone else?

Just lie flat! Give up and do nothing!

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Massage time.

His sugar daddy said coolly, “Don’t smile. You don’t look like him when you smile.”

Shi Yan, laughing like a pig while listening to a comedy show on the clock, took off his headphones. “What? I didn’t catch that.”

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His sugar daddy complained, “He always ate slowly, savoring every bite.”

With his cheeks puffed out, Shi Yan was busy swiping a chicken drumstick from his sugar daddy’s bowl. “What did you say just now?”

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That night, his sugar daddy was hard at work.

The alarm went off. Shi Yan immediately pressed a hand to his sugar daddy’s chest. His eyes reddened at the corners as he gave a lazy yawn. “Time’s up. No overtime.”

His sugar daddy, already on the brink: “??!”

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When they ate noodles, he made his sugar daddy drink the broth. When they went shopping, he made him carry the bags.

His sugar daddy was afraid of the dark, so Shi Yan turned off the lights. His sugar daddy watched a show, so Shi Yan changed the channel. His sugar daddy went running, so Shi Yan rode a bike. His sugar daddy mopped the floor, so Shi Yan cheered him on...

He was making no effort whatsoever, and he was doing it openly.

At last, the moonlight came back.

Shi Yan was overjoyed: Fifty million was waving at him!

He packed his things and left, thoughtfully making room for his sugar daddy and the moonlight to be alone together.

But just as he tossed a strap over a beam and got ready to do some Pilates, his sugar daddy rushed in and dragged him down, clinging to him for dear life.

His sugar daddy was furious. “I only invited an old classmate to dinner! Why are you running away? What are you making a fuss about?”

Shi Yan, bewildered, put a hand on his sugar daddy’s shoulder. “Why are you shaking?”

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The moonlight was leaving.

To win him back, Shi Yan chased after him to the airport, while also booking himself a ticket for a vacation.

Then he saw his sugar daddy rushing over too.

Shi Yan tilted his chin. “There, that gate. You can still catch him if you hurry... Wait, you’ve got the wrong person!”

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I fixed two lights today, polished three pairs of shoes, and made four dishes and a soup. Another day of being so charming that my little stand-in has fallen for me.

An excerpt from a certain sugar daddy’s diary.

Reader’s Guide:

1. Also known as My Sugar Daddy Still Hasn’t Fired Me Today and The Short-Tempered Sugar Daddy and His Unlucky Stand-In

2. A silly, sweet story

Theme: No matter how many storms you weather, never forget who you are.