The Cultivation World Is Full of Exes

The struggle to become heir has always been brutal.

The Jiangdong Liu family is the foremost of the five great cultivation clans. Its children are packed together like terms in a geometric sequence, and the family head could drop dead at any moment. The battle for succession has reached a fever pitch.

The kids are so stressed they're practically tearing each other's hair out.

It has driven them to all kinds of deranged behavior: fighting over chores, getting hooked on banned substances, streaking at night, and fantasizing about a domineering immortal lord falling in love with them, regardless of gender.

Only Liu Yueyue stays clearheaded and composed, taking it all in stride.

She's a civilized sort who doesn't go in for all that nonsense. Her stress relief is perfectly eco-friendly: she just finds a heaven-blessed prodigy, a domineering immortal lord, a puppy-dragon, a beast in fine clothes, a cold-blooded straight man, or a dark and twisted type... and roleplays romance with them.

The kind that involves your heart, your body, your feelings, and your wallet.

She takes every relationship seriously.

She takes breaking up just as seriously.

When the breakup calls for a crematorium arc, she burns them with genuine Samadhi fire and scatters even the ashes.

Huh? They don't want to break up? They're desperately searching for her?

The Yue Da, Yue Er, San Yue, Si Yue, Xiao Wu, Yue Lu... they're looking for have nothing to do with me, Liu Yueyue.

Unfortunately, one day, she gets recognized.

She thinks she'll be caught in a disastrous love-triangle showdown, but all those men fall to their knees.

They cry, beg, and cling to her, refusing to break up.

They go crazy for her and worship her as a goddess.

*The heroine's thoughts:

I want to break up too, but I can't!

But he's on his knees begging me!

But he says he'll put all 236 of his islands in my name!

But he says, with a straight face, that he'll wash my underwear every day!

But he's so good at, ahem, that stuff!

I'm sorry, but I really am in love.

I'm in love with one man's body, another man's voice, yet another man's islands, another man's eyes, one more man's devotion, and still another man's inheritance...

I can't help it!

Who can blame me if my heart has so many petals, each one in love with a different person?

*The male lead's thoughts:

Yueyue is a good woman.

It's fine if she flirts now and then, stays out overnight, or brings a few people home.

Women like to have fun.

Yueyue doesn't want to act like this either. It's all those bird-brained men who are to blame!

They keep crowding around her and resorting to all kinds of shameless tricks!

How could Yueyue possibly resist them?!

Sigh, as long as Yueyue knows to come home, that's all that matters.

One of them: Okay, I understand. You're the main wife, and you're very generous. But could you please stop pressing your shoe against my head while you say that?

#A fanservice-heavy, everyone-loves-the-heroine story about her hunting for men to relieve stress. She has morals, but not many, and neither do the men.

#The title and blurb have been revised, but the central premise remains the same.

(The original and revised versions of the blurb have both been saved in screenshots. Plagiarism will be pursued.)

Theme: If I want it, I get it.