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[Coming soon 2: The Real Heiress Has a Secret Identity, and Every One Is a Top-Tier Star]
"This is a melodramatic angst novel. Your role is the pure-hearted heroine, betrayed behind your back by your duplicitous family, emotionally abused by your narcissistic fiancé, and ultimately devoted to raising your sister's child with him and living happily ever after with him."
"Oh." Yu Qing lowered her eyes and wiped her sword. "Tell them to buy insurance first."
I'll be the beneficiary.
Yu Qing was a sword cultivator: cool, strong, and straightforward. She transmigrated into the heroine of Soft White Lotus Deserves a Beating, a delicate and beautiful flower that would topple in a breeze.
From then on, the delicate flower's whole style changed.
Her biased parents forced her to undergo a blood transfusion. "You can't even split a pillar in half. You think you can resist us?"
Yu Qing: "Are you challenging me?"
She swung her sword. The building collapsed, burying two scumbags alive.
Her green-tea sister pretended to cry. "I'm so untalented. I can't compare to my sister's dazzling brilliance."
Yu Qing: "Good, you know it. Now go cry somewhere else. You're getting in the way of my sword practice."
Her sister fell to the floor, wiping her tears. Not one of her admirers came to help her. She secretly opened her eyes, only to see them all jostling to watch Yu Qing practice her swordsmanship. One even stepped on her.
Her fiancé looked at her in thinly veiled anger. "Miss Ling, Miss Chu, my little sister Huan'er, and your sister are all just friends. Instead of worrying about our relationships, why don't you spend more time practicing your swordsmanship!"
Yu Qing felt as if she'd found a kindred spirit. "Fellow cultivator, your skills are trash, but you're absolutely right!"
Later, her fiancé asked, "Yu Qing, are you there?"
Yu Qing's jade slip sent an automatic reply: "Practicing my sword. Offline. Bother me and I'll break your legs."
Later, a cultivation tabloid interviewed Yu Qing, the greatest sword cultivator of her generation.
Reporter: "How did you see through the true nature of those sanctimonious hypocrites and bring them all down?"
Yu Qing: "Actually, I just wanted to find people to spar with."
Reporter: "Then how did you tame the Demon God and save the world?"
Yu Qing: "You mean that weakling? He clung to me, and he has money, so I put up with him."
The reporter looked at the Demon God. "Is that true?"
The Demon God: "Yes. I was the one throwing myself at her."
This is the story of a straight-laced sword cultivator who transmigrates into the body of a delicate young woman. Faced with scheming and all kinds of fake-sweet talk, she stares at it all like a confused old person looking at a phone on the subway. With just herself, her sword, and a Demon God who throws himself at her, she turns the tables and saves the world.
CP: A wealthy Demon God with overpowered combat skills who loves acting cute x a cool and broke sword cultivator heroine, trapped in a delicate shell but incredibly strong and absurdly straightforward
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*****My next novel, Transmigrated as a Cannon Fodder Fish, I Blew Up the Heroine's Fishpond, starts May 5. Visit my author page to read it*****
Blurb:
Wen Yu transmigrated into an old-school xianxia harem novel, becoming a noble young master of the cultivation world, disguised as a man and targeted as one of the fish the harem heroine wanted to keep.
That very night, because she would refuse the heroine's advances, the enraged heroine would frame her, leaving her whole family dead and their souls destroyed.
Wen Yu: ...A harem heroine who isn't kind? Her fishpond is going to blow up.
Wen Yu took the initiative to enter the pond, determined to be a traitor fish and bring it down from within.
And so:
The heroine acted sweet and gentle, offering her a fragrant handkerchief with her slender fingers. "I embroidered this myself. It's one of a kind, and I'm giving it only to you. You must treasure it."
Wen Yu smiled and took it, then turned around and put it up for auction.
Four fish in the auction house were thrown into an uproar that day, each holding an "one-of-a-kind" handkerchief.
The heroine met with Fish Number Three, a Buddhist cultivator, at night and teasingly tugged at his collar. "If you're kind, then ease the pain of my longing."
Wen Yu dragged Fish Number Two, the Demon Lord, into an accidental livestream. Pretending to be devastated, she said, "Brother, is this the pure, spotless fairy who you said was saving herself for you?"
The heroine's cultivation was destroyed, her fishpond turned upside down, and she was surrounded by people demanding to know who her true love was. Tears welled in her almond-shaped eyes. "It's my fault. I accidentally fell in love with all of you at the same time."
Wen Yu snorted. "Keep jumping around and putting on a show. Let's see who still believes you."
She turned and left, but one person followed her.
Wen Yu: "As one of the heroine's top targets, shouldn't you be there grieving and heartbroken right now? Leaving seems like a bit of an insult to the heroine's acting."
Pu Yunyi: "I'm here to make you keep your promise."
Wen Yu: "???"
Pu Yunyi: "You said we'd sleep side by side and live and die together when you called me your sworn brother."
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Lao Qi: I will show you the correct way to become a swordsman. Hou has been deceiving himself all this time. He said that he loved his wife very much, but he simply killed her for his own path to becoming a god. He also said that he felt it was unfair, but in fact it was just that he was incompetent and selfish, and he had no intention of protecting himself and suffered the consequences. He was just covering up his incompetence and despicability. He had no compulsion at all, and he had no intention of protecting the Xun family. Otherwise, Xunjia Village in the small world would be living in hell, and he wouldn't still use this rhetoric to deceive people, as if he even believed it.
He really doesn't deserve it. No one has ever laid hands on him and asked him to kill, whether it was his opponent, the elders of the Mingxin Sect, or Xun Wei, including the tragedy of the Xun family and later the Lower Realm Newspaper Company
Fine. He cultivated the ruthless path because of his father's death, out of revenge. Now that the hatred is gone, ascending to heaven is just an addition that Si Ping'an doesn't need to pay attention to. He can still start over and have his own life.
Hou Lin felt like a despicable person with an undeveloped brain. He wants to be ruthless and become a god, but he still loves his wife. But his love for his wife was not higher than his own, so he killed his wife to prove the truth. He is selfish enough. He only has himself in his heart and has no intention of protecting anything. In the end, he became a god, but he wanted to blame everything on others, and used destruction to deceive himself and others to cover up his despicability. Outrageous, very outrageous, hard fisted.
What the hell, so the whole story is be-colored? The characters are also all weird. If I hadn't read the beginning and the introduction and impulsively bought the whole book, I would have felt really bad. The more you go to the back, the less interesting it becomes. Although there are a lot of foreshadowings in the plot, it just doesn't look good. Hey
You have done something wrong, but you blame God for being unfair. Do you dare not even admit your mistake?
Xun Wei never did anything wrong, she was just too unlucky to meet such a person who was worse than a pig or a dog.
Chu Ling asked the original heroine to recall the past over and over again not to make her braver but to make her unforgettable over and over again, right?
Come on, look forward to the next one!
It took me two days to read it all, and I felt it was a bit rushed towards the end, but I really like the heroine, she is really great!