The Tarnished has been through many thrilling adventures in the world of Teyvat. But there are countless parallel worlds.
That's right, "countless" and "parallel worlds."
This is a collection of different short bonus stories!
For the main story, see: "[Genshin Impact Crossover] When I Couldn't Become Elden Lord, I Became a Teyvat Archon Instead." This is a collection of free bonus stories.
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Warning! Warning! Warning!
May contain all kinds of baffling preferences (BL/GL/nonhumans, and whatever else I can think of), strange relationships between men and women, polyamorous feelings, a barrage of potential triggers, cosmic-horror comedy and everyday life, and all sorts of random stuff... If you skip the blurb and warnings, then come in here to insult me, I'll insult you right back.
Story list:
1. (GL) Ganyu x the Tarnished, familial affection turns into something else, complete.
2. (GL) Cloud Retainer x the Tarnished, bickering couple, complete.
3. (BG) The Tarnished x Xiao, a long overdue period, ongoing.
Leave me a message if there's a CP story you'd like to see.
Upcoming story: [Crossover] My Playlist Is Number One!
"What should you do if a flower won't bloom?"
"Wait for it to bloom."
"That's a pretty common answer."
"But before that, I'll cut off my enemy's head, use their corpse as fertilizer, and then wait patiently for the flower to bloom."
"...That's way too fanatical!"
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Hanchuan Yin is an ability user.
She can hear other people's BGM and wield the mysterious powers hidden within it.
There are always people in this world who are different from the rest, and the music of their souls is just as wonderful.
A late-stage music-loving enthusiast, Hanchuan Yin has to set off on a journey to make friends and collect other people's BGM in order to fill her utterly empty playlist.
After all, her playlist is number one!
At first...
Muzan Kibutsuji: "Stop! How dare you! I'm not even dressed!"
Natsume Takashi: "We even slept lying together, and now you're telling me all you did was put your hand on my shoulder?"
Ren Amamiya: "We hugged for over an hour this time. I can't help suspecting you have ulterior motives."
Even some friends who had died were shocked: "Seriously? You don't even spare ghosts?"
Faced with a steady stream of questions and accusations from her friends, Hanchuan Yin could only explain helplessly: "Enough talking. Hand over your BGM so I can listen!"
But later, more and more people started inviting Hanchuan Yin: "My BGM is really fun. Want to give it a try?"
A woman's sobs echo through an empty low-rent apartment. A spinning pencil slowly sketches a bloody trail. The leather shoes of someone following another person splash through puddles in a midnight alley. Urban legends about missing people persist... Behind countless hidden schemes and injustices, one tiny note remains.
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This story is also known as "Demon Slayer: Tales of the Heisei Era," "Sunny, Cheerful JK," "My Friends Are Urban Legends," "This Really Isn't a Ghost Story!" "High School Sophomores Must Save the World Before Time Runs Out, or They'll Miss Their Exam Prep," "Everyone Can Have a Bright Future (Demons Included)," and so on...
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1. Pairing undecided, but probably 1v1.
2. This is just a playlist full of my personal music recommendations, so it's highly subjective. Feel free to recommend songs in the comments.
Theme: One sunny, cheerful girl~
[Cyberpunk] Good Morning, Night City!
[Paper House Romance] Yuzhuo
[The Legend of Luo Xiaohei: Luye Otome] You Butcher-Handed Quack, Come Back This Winter!
[Touken Ranbu] Stop Brooding Over That Crummy Honmaru of Yours
[Honkai: Star Rail] Is It Wrong to Want to Be the Saint of an Interstellar Fleet?
Who Told You to Call Me Your Majesty?
My Playlist Is the Best in the World!
[Spy X Family] What's Wrong with Wanting a Peaceful Life?
[Elden Ring] Modern Life with My Wife Ranni
[Elden Ring] Stars Ahead, Witness Their Coming
[Genshin Impact] Unable to Become the Lord of Elden, I Switched Careers to Become a Teyvat Archon
After I Transmigrated Across the Stars, I Became Humanity's Savior
I haven't read any novels for so long that I only discovered Ah Diao a few days ago. My biggest regret is that my wife couldn't write about Fontaine... I also really want to see if Ah Diao's buff on Dragon Special Attack can work on Villette's [doge]. The emperor has a bird, and the Supreme Inquisitor can also raise a sea otter. I definitely won't say it's because I want to see the emperor calmly go crazy.
OK OK! So happy to hang out and play! (No) I feel like these two will be like each other in the future: Liu Yun screams and picks off Ah Diao's head when they split up, Liu Yun is very disgusted with buying French fries for Ah Diai on Crazy Thursday, Ah Diai happily sneaks into Liu Yun's invention and gets sold (this one doesn't happen!)…
The corpse was so itchy, as if there were cockroaches crawling on it!!! Let's update one chapter. Let's update one chapter.
Stupid Bird, Stupid South Wind, Stupid Tanister, Stupid Fader
Fishing for kids! (Pointing)
Snort!!!! Stupid Bird, Stupid Ah Tui, Stupid Ah Tian!! I'm a fool too, this world is a huge fool (what am I talking about)
Despicable foreign god! (But it smells so good)
What about the big fat seal at the back? It's you, the stupid little bird, you must have carried the big fat seal behind and flew away!! Please Mandrill, I want to read it so much. If I can't read the later chapters, I will lose some of my beautiful things.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my Nan Wang Jin Mandrill!!!!
Oops, the author ended it like this. I really like this book. I read it every day to catch up with the update. Although it ended like this, I really want to read the next one. Will the author write Genshin Impact fan fiction again? I really want to read it.