After I Transmigrated Across the Stars, I Became Humanity's Savior

A disastrous start. Of all the countless times people have transmigrated to other worlds, she had to wake up in prison. Xia Lan tossed and turned, unable to sleep. After studying her judgment for half the night, she finally made out the words hidden between the alien characters. The whole document was filled with two words: "eat people!" "Brother Xun never lied to me!" Bad news: she was a death-row inmate. Worse news: she was an alien death-row inmate, and rumor had it prisoners like her were made into canned food! Xia Lan didn't want to become canned food, much less Sichuan-style spicy canned food! Spicy canned food made by aliens, no less! #What do aliens know about Sichuan cuisine? (Not that kind of thing.)# Xia Lan decided to teach these hateful extraterrestrial creatures a thing or two: What authentic Sichuan cuisine was, and what proper prison management looked like! First, a modest goal: Break out of prison. Blowing up planets, traveling through black holes, sweeping across the stars in battleships, stirring up trouble, and making leaps in technology... That was all part of the fun of interstellar life. Even if she was only a visitor to the universe, Xia Lan hoped to see humanity wearing the brightest, most glorious crown in this world. By then, it would be a sight unlike any other, standing atop the stars and above all other races. Before you read: 1. The heroine is very career-driven. Romance takes a back seat and happens if it happens. She'll get to it after taking care of business. 2. Thanks to an anonymous benefactor on Bishui for sponsoring and editing this blurb. -- Blurb posted on March 23, 2022. Screenshot saved. Theme: People can be defeated, but they must never be broken.