It’s Dazai, Not Shuji

Carefully, cautiously, begging for a sign of life!!!

"My life has been full of shame." Dazai slowly said these words to a man. "And wasn't it all because of you people?"

A rotten family, where everyone wears a hypocritical mask.

He's no longer Osamu of the Tsushima family. Someone else has taken his place. So that person should take his place and live out his whole life.

Whether in life or death.

And not stand in front of him, begging him to come back.

In his distinctive tone, Dazai said, "You should be glad you ran into the twenty-two-year-old Dazai Osamu. Otherwise, you wouldn't have the chance to talk to me anymore."

There was no laughter in his eyes, but his lips curled into an easygoing smile.

"Then remember that you're Osamu of the Tsushima family. You always will be, in life or death."

Osamu spoke with utmost seriousness to the person who had taken his place. He wanted the other person to understand that if he ever regretted it, it wouldn't be so easy to change his mind.

1. Lots of headcanons. Don't read if you don't like them. This will definitely be severely out of character. I'm a total loser (sob).

2. Assume the Tsushima family still exists, and Dazai didn't leave of his own free will.

3. There are original characters, but they are not the main characters. Original characters are not the main characters. Original characters are not the main characters!!!

The original characters are only there to support the story. (There will be headcanon plotlines, but the main plot will still be followed.)

4. There will be a pairing. Whether it's an official pairing will depend on how the story unfolds.

5. This is a product of my daily madness, so the logic may be a little muddled.

Another story (updated at the same time)

"I Am the Seven Archons' Devotee"

"In dreams, I forget I'm a guest in this world, and revel in pleasure for a moment."

A slip of paper was pulled out of a bag. It had only that one line written on it.

Title: A Journey to the Lower Realm: Me in Teyvat (Livestream)

On camera, a person wearing a white shirt, black wide-leg pants, and a pair of combat boots lay beside a bonfire. Their long, ink-black hair was tied into a ponytail with a hair tie, then spilled across the ground behind them.

(That's...!)

(Which goddess found the coordinates to Teyvat?!)

Take a good look. This man's name is Cui... Zhi Shang. He's from a high-level star system, and after arriving in Teyvat, he planned to make a name for himself. But then he unexpectedly lost his memory.

When he walked into this small city, a group of strangers called him the Anemo Archon's devotee. Was this a divine blessing or a human conspiracy?

As expected, a conspiracy came knocking. In order to lie flat without a care in the world, Zhi Shang chose to face the challenge head-on.

But an even bigger conspiracy was unfolding in the shadows: an unknown livestream upgrade System, monsters acting strangely, and a character skill called Trust that mimicked others...

Take a good look. This man's name is Xiao Shuai... Zhongli. He's the male lead here, though his scenes are... still in the works. They say he has scenes opposite the male lead, Zhi Shang, but Zhi Shang is living his own little life in a small city. Zhongli has all the patience in the world. It seems he's setting up a grand scheme.

Reunited after a thousand years, meeting again a thousand years later! Which is the beginning, and which is the end...? Click here to watch Xiao Shuai... Zhongli and Cui... Zhi Shang's angsty love story spanning a thousand years! (It's sweet.)

Take a good look. This woman is the villain, the one behind it all. To defeat her, Zhi Shang travels to every nation, drinking with the gods and walking alongside its people.

Cui... Zhi Shang's memories are slowly coming back, but it seems there's a slight discrepancy between his memories and reality. To find out what happens next, tune in next time!

["You said you wanted me to give you a pardon? Very well. I've placed a Geo sigil on you. It will protect you when the time comes." And I'll know where you are, too.]

["Liyue is the symbol of all wealth. If you don't mind, I, Zhongli, would be happy to explain it to you, Mr. Zhi Shang." A hunter must be patient. The prey will come to him on its own.]

["Hey, whoever I catch first becomes my devotee! Ehe, the wind's picking up!]

["Oh my, the little one's pet is a famous yokai from Inazuma. As the caretaker of a devotee... what should I call you?"]

["The plagiarism checker says my thesis is only zero percent similar! That's a level ordinary people can't reach. Maybe you'd like... cabbage."]

Short stories

Venti spoke wistfully to Zhi Shang downstairs from the balcony: "Mondstadt's people use the toilet too, you know. What, do you outsiders not need to go?"

Xiao looked at the little "Xiao bird" carved from a radish in front of him. He clenched his fists, but in the end all he said was, "Disrespectful to the adepti."

Zhi Shang said to Aether, "Your sister's great."

Aether (horrified) (eyes shaking): "Stay away from my sister."

Zhi Shang: "I was just complimenting her. I really didn't mean anything else."

I'm new to Genshin Impact and only started playing recently. The characters may be out of character, and if they are, it's on me.

Pairing: Zhongli

Livestream format (the bracketed parts are comments)

The romance starts later. In the early chapters, the protagonist is getting used to life in Mondstadt.

Completed

"I Jumped into the Water for the Talent Show"

Theme: Everything is under control!