Ning Mi has a twin younger brother who is a CEO with an incredible talent for investing and makes money hand over fist, a younger brother who is a wildly popular movie star, and a younger brother who is a medical professor, treating top academic journals as his personal diary and churning out countless high-level papers.
As the good-for-nothing of the family, Ning Mi was even mocked by her three little brothers for a time: Had she been switched at birth? Should she go to the hospital for a paternity test? As the eldest sister, she gave them a loving education with her fists, then gritted her teeth and flew abroad for further study.
Three years later, she did not return with her studies completed. Her bedridden grandmother summoned her back with an SOS and a barrage of urgent calls.
Ning Mi thought she’d be greeted by three teary-eyed husky brothers. Who knew that outside their respective professional fields, all three would be idiots in their own special ways? One got involved in a stand-in lover and a “white moonlight.” Another got into a contract relationship and a pregnancy escape. Yet another wrote a paper for a scheming junior who had plagiarized his work, even gave her first authorship, and fought on her behalf, nearly getting falsely accused of rape.
Faced with this utter mess, Ning Mi was dumbfounded and let out a hysterical question from the depths of her soul.
“Where are your brains?!”
The inheritance scene:
When Grandma Ning announced how the shares would be inherited, the three brothers got 25% together, while their older sister got 75%. The CEO brother would be in charge of management.
The three brothers had no objections. They were simply curious why.
Grandma took a sip of her health tonic and rolled her eyes at each of them in turn.
“Among you four, only Mi’er has never brought an idiot home to annoy me. I added up the three of your shares, and together they make 25.”
The CEO, who was the best at math, narrowed his eyes. “Then that means our sister has three 25s...”
“Shut up. You brought two idiots home.”
A comedic, trope-subverting story about saving her little brothers’ IQs. Between work, their older sister spends every day helping her idiotic little brothers out of their romantic emergencies. The siblings are very close, and the brothers won’t let any romantic partner of theirs slander their sister. They learn their lesson quickly, so this story probably won’t be very long.
Also known as: “Please Use Your Brains at Work and in Your Relationships,” “I Can’t Believe I’m the Smartest One in the Family,” and “My Brothers’ Love Lives Are Holding Back My Career.”
About the blurb:
1. The older sister’s love interest is undecided, but it definitely won’t be any of her brothers, even if they aren’t related by blood. All three brothers will find their own partners. Even a lifelong playboy can find his happy ending.
2. “CEO older sister” means the heroine herself is a CEO. It doesn’t mean she’s called that because her brother is a CEO, though he is one too.
3. Please be kind and understanding about any parts that aren’t professionally accurate. This is mainly for fun and entertainment.
4. This is purely a comedic idea with no real-life basis and is not meant to allude to anyone.
Content warning: The CEO brother is a playboy. The movie-star brother’s true love is a man.
Blurb saved on January 29, 2023.
Theme: Love is repaid with sincerity