The Green Tea Underclassman Would Never Like Her Senpai

In the novel:

Su Tiantian was born bad: cunning, sinister, beautiful, and vain. With her skill at playing the innocent, she moved effortlessly among the rich kids at an elite academy, expertly stringing them all along. For most of the story, she was practically invincible, until she met the pure and innocent heroine, Xu Qiu, and ended up disgraced.

But I'm different. I can be disgraced right from the start:

"Seriously, what kind of normal system picks a comedy girl to be a universally adored green tea?"

System 120 crouched in the corner:

[Dear Host, how about trying to push the limits of what humans can do?]

I had no choice but to transmigrate into a book, holding back tears:

When the pure and innocent girl couldn't unscrew a water bottle, the male lead and his friends rushed to help. I chose to perform a 360-degree spinning kick and pop the cap off right in front of all three of them, then turned back and put on my innocent act:

"Aww, you can't even unscrew this? This is how I usually open bottles."

When the pure and innocent girl pretended to be weak and framed the male lead's fiancee, her senior, for hitting her with a volleyball, the male lead rushed to support his fainting heroine. I chose to toss the volleyball in my hand into the air, catch it with my head, then collapse like a fragile willow beside everyone else, without forgetting my green-tea act:

"Aww, the volleyball knocked me out. Is it okay to say that?"

Maybe it wasn't okay to say that, because the pure and innocent girl woke up in a fury, the male lead's face darkened, and I fell in love at first sight with his gorgeous fiancee:

"Aww, how can he treat you like that, big sister? Unlike me, all I can do is feel sorry for you."

Watching the plot gradually fall apart, the System silently took a puff from an e-cigarette:

[Heh. You really do know how to be funny, and you really do know how to play the innocent.]

Strong as an ox, goofy sweet girl x cool, elegant, wealthy academic big sister

[Long legs, big boobs, big sister, huff huff]

Thesis: Girls can shine anywhere!