When a Geek Falls for a Pink-Haired Hunk

Hiyori Hinata is an utterly ordinary high school student who attends Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu High School, but is such a shut-in that he's never spent a single day at school.

Of course, that only applies if you ignore his pen pal, Osamu Dazai, who seems to have masochistic tendencies and is nicknamed "Bandage Freak"; his teacher, Satoru Gojo, who claims to be "the strongest on Earth"; and the person he has a crush on, Ryomen Sukuna, who is known as the "King of Curses."

Then yes, that's right.

Oh, right, I forgot his short-tempered older sister. This story is also known as The Unlucky Shut-In Sells Himself to Pay His Sister's Debts and Every Jujutsu Higher-Up Is a Creditor.

Osamu Dazai: "The weather's nice today. I've found a refreshing, bright, and lively way to kill myself. What do you think about drowning?"

Hiyori Hinata gives him a like. "That's a great idea. There's a river near my house. I hear someone released crocodiles and piranhas into it. I'll send you the address later. After you die, you can even skip having your body recovered. See how considerate I'm being? Today is another touching day."

Satoru Gojo: "My students? Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Toge... Wait, Hiyori Hinata?! Do I have a student by that name?"

Hiyori Hinata obediently shakes his head. "Trust me, there isn't. A strange name like that must be a misprint."

Ryomen Sukuna: "I have no interest in things that are too weak."

Hiyori Hinata smiles. "No response? Just what I want. I like you, but dating is too much trouble. I like this one-sided crush, where I can be your devoted admirer if I feel like it, or lie flat if I don't. That's the thrill of it."

Jujutsu Kaisen is the main focus, with other series in supporting roles.

Theme: Shut-ins exist to admire the peachy-pink butts of hot guys!