[Genshin Impact] The Strongest Succubus Would Never Fall for a Certain Wind Spirit

One day, Sui hatched under the guidance of his ancestors. As the last succubus left in Teyvat, he had to do one thing if he wanted to live past twenty.

He opened the handbook of ancestral guidance and read: "Successfully seduce one of the Seven Archons."

He sneered, shut the book, and put it back, all in one smooth motion.

Now he understood why he was the only succubus left in Teyvat. With a mission this difficult, extinction was the only explanation.

But with no other way to make a living, Sui had no choice but to step up. According to the memories passed down by his ancestors:

The Geo Archon, Morax, had been around forever. A thousand-year-old geezer, completely out of his league. Get lost!

The Electro Archon, Ei, could slice a person in two with one strike. Her combat prowess was off the charts. Best not to provoke her!

The Dendro Archon, Nahida, seemed to be a little girl who had only just been born. Too creepy. No thanks.

As for the Cryo Archon and the Hydro Archon... Wait, was someone missing?

The Anemo Archon, Barbatos, was a wandering bard. His strength was unknown, but he wasn't the strongest, and though a thousand years old, he wasn't the oldest. His hobbies were drinking and singing?! He seemed so down-to-earth!

Sui was delighted. "You're the one! You look like an easy catch."

The bard who never did his job poked his head out. "Ehe! My wife came right to my doorstep!"

Theme: Even if you are born into hardship, never forget to pursue the freedom of the wind.