[Genshin Impact] Wait, This Isn't My Account!

My name is Feiyileta, and I'm from Fontaine. Today, I've finally finished my three-year study abroad in Sumeru and am preparing to return to Fontaine to fulfill my lifelong wish: opening a clinic of my own.

While passing through Mondstadt, I kindly paid the bill for a drunken bard. In return, he gave me a teapot that looked completely ordinary.

The moment I touched it, I remembered everything.

A terrifying story is told across the continent of Teyvat. Its protagonist is called the Traveler, the most evil person in the world.

Three years ago, the wicked Traveler set out from Mondstadt and did every imaginable evil along the way:

She ran up a tab at Dawn Winery, shot pigeons in front of children, and tested the Burgeon reaction inside the Knights of Favonius;

She broke into the Golden House and stole the remains of Liyue's ancestors, damaged the Jade Chamber, swapped the yaksha's almond tofu for mapo tofu, and stole every last piece of white iron ore from The Chasm to renovate her Serenitea Pot;

She stirred up trouble between the Tri-Commission in Inazuma and Watatsumi Island, spread rumors that Miss Hina was actually a male Shiba Inu, and lured the Raiden Shogun into becoming obsessed with Genius Invokation TCG;

She entered dance music into the Akasha System, leaving Sumeru's people dazed and dancing to the songs, pulled out the Padisarahs used for research at the Pardis Dhyai so several scholars couldn't graduate, and chased after a puppet, calling him her little hat...

She even robbed the Northland Bank because she didn't have enough Mora to level up her artifacts. The bank was so badly damaged that its Liyue branch had to close for seven whole days! They say Pantalone, the Regrator, declared that if he caught the Traveler, he'd lock her up in Snezhnaya and make her work for him for five hundred years!

The Traveler's wicked reputation was known to everyone from Starfell Valley to the Sanctuary of Surasthana. Many playable characters swore they would never rest until the Traveler was dead!

But one day, three years ago, the notorious Traveler suddenly disappeared.

In my Serenitea Pot, the only C6 Zhongli I had left told me: That's right. You're that Traveler.

Facing the playable characters and Fatui Harbingers glaring at me, all ready to expose my secret identity at any moment, cold sweat beaded on my forehead.

Wait, let me explain. I quit the game three years ago. Th-this isn't my account!

[Reader's Guide]

1. The protagonist is actually adored by everyone.

2. The story begins at version 3.4, so the later nations and the Heavenly Principles are predictions.

3. I really want to pull for the Hydro Archon (folds hands in prayer).

Theme: Turns out you can have a playable character without spending money on pulls.