They Call Themselves the Strongest Sorcerers

Xing Ji was so drunk at the party that her eyes went unfocused, and she stumbled into the bathroom.

After a happy bath, she opened the door and let out a loud, startled burp at the sight outside.

For the record, she was in a luxury suite aboard a large cruise ship on the Venus route, and it was four in the morning.

But now...

She looked up at the sunset-red sky beyond an old-fashioned alley, then down at the long-haired man covered in blood. He was clutching the wound where his arm had been severed, leaning against her smooth, bare leg with a bewildered expression.

H-He was pretty hot!

A cold autumn breeze swept fallen leaves past them. Convinced she was seeing things because she was drunk, the girl rolled her eyes and fainted. Her fingers slowly loosened their grip on the only towel she was wearing, and she fell neatly into the man's arms.

Suguru Geto, single for twenty years and about to reach the end of his life: ...

Faced with this scene unfit for children, his long, phoenix-shaped eyes widened in shock. Before he could react, a powerful, distorting force of space swept him through the door that had suddenly appeared behind him.

The strongest jujutsu sorcerer, who had rushed over to finish off his best friend but found nothing there: ???

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"Heh, I'm the head of the Gojo family, with ten billion in pocket money!"

"Quit bragging and hurry up and go with Geto to get your disability card. You can still get another two hundred credits a month in benefits."

"...I don't want to use a prosthetic limb that some monkey just made."

"Oh? When are you going to pay back the rent you owe that monkey?" The girl waved the IOU coldly, then expressionlessly kicked the two tall, long-legged sorcerers, who were furious but too afraid to talk back, out of her house.

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Here, you will find:

The strongest, struggling to make a living in a world without cursed energy, versus an aspiring King of the Pirates: an upbeat, smiling fun-lover who is always picking people up.

A junk pirate ship named the Titanic; a Pikachu first mate who can smoke, drink, and fight like a pro; a gunner surnamed Matsuda; the seemingly delicate but ruthless navigator, Sakura Matou; and a panda-headed medic with the