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Qi Jia was sick and had lost his memory. He had no idea who he was, and the only thing he knew was that he was a chubby little bird.
There was a trace of dragon breath in his belly.
After learning that there was only one dragon in all four realms, the Heavenly Emperor himself, Qi Jia concluded: Case closed. I'm carrying the Heavenly Emperor's baby.
The little bird flew alone through the Gates of Heaven and made his way to the celestial realm.
Yu Baixi, the Heavenly Emperor, had been gravely wounded in battle ten thousand years ago, but his magic remained peerless. He ruled with an iron fist, and people were often terrified of him.
Cold and aloof by nature, he flatly refused to admit that there had ever been anything between them.
Qi Jia: ?
What kind of scumbag dragon is this?
Determined to make the other party take responsibility, Qi Jia stayed in the celestial realm and used “strong-arm tactics” to become the Heavenly Empress.
The Heavenly Emperor was fabulously wealthy, and although he denied that anything had ever happened between them, he indulged Qi Jia to some extent.
Aside from refusing to cooperate with him in dual cultivation through mating to heal his injuries, life in the celestial realm was pure bliss for the chubby little bird.
But this sick, amnesiac, pregnant little bird never let himself be wronged.
Even in the lap of luxury, he did everything he could to get His Majesty to practice dual cultivation with him!
Only later did Qi Jia discover that the dragon breath did not mean there was a baby.
And he and Yu Baixi really had no relationship at all...
Once his memories returned and his secret identity was exposed, Qi Jia's first thought was to run away.
Thinking he was pregnant and then going to his longtime rival, trying every which way to make him take responsibility? That was so embarrassing for a bird!
As he was about to leave, the cold and aloof Heavenly Emperor cornered him in his room and pressed him toward the bed. “If you really get pregnant, then you'll really be here to make me take responsibility. That wouldn't be embarrassing.”
Qi Jia: ???
Afterward, Qi Jia thought: The Heavenly Emperor may be rich, but he's got a good memory, too. He remembers all those details from when I kept pestering him to practice dual cultivation!
I wish I could be as shameless as my amnesiac self again.
Later, Qi Jia learned that ever since he arrived, the supposedly brutal and heartless Heavenly Emperor had been worrying himself sick every day, never once knowing a moment's peace.
He hoped Qi Jia would remember and regain his strength.
And he feared that if Qi Jia remembered, he would leave.
The cold-faced Heavenly Emperor often stood alone in the courtyard, staying there all night.
[Little Extra: Early Days]
To become the Heavenly Empress, the chubby little bird used “strong-arm tactics”:
Qi Jia (puffing out his little chest) (speaking in a low voice) (announcing loudly): “I want to be the Heavenly Empress!”
Yu Baixi: “...All right.”
[Little Extra: Later]
To practice dual cultivation, the chubby little bird deliberately landed in front of the Heavenly Emperor, flapped his little wings, then flopped over and lay flat: Your Majesty, would you like to pet a bird?
Yu Baixi: ...
“Not interested.”
The dejected bird had no choice but to turn back into a human.
“What about now?”
The most beautiful man in the four realms suddenly reclined across the table, his jade-white body on display.
Yu Baixi: ...
“Absolutely not.”
[Little Extra: Later Still]
The chubby little bird simply perched on His Majesty's dragon head, standing proud and tall, full of swagger.
...I flirted with this dragon myself. What can I do, leave? Guess I'll make the best of it...
Anyway, today's little bird is still the Heavenly Empress!
- I find the green hills so charming. I imagine they must find me just as charming.
- Kings never meet, but the Empress follows all the same.
Cold and aloof Heavenly Emperor gong x supremely confident, career-minded, comical shou
Reader's Guide:
1. The shou is beautiful and powerful. The gong and shou once belonged to opposing factions, but they weren't mortal enemies.
2. 1v1, happy ending. They are each other's first love and have only ever loved one another.
3. There is no baby at the beginning, but this novel does include childbirth. After much deliberation, I added childbirth to the tags.
4. The setting is xianxia, but it contains many original elements. If anything is disputed, my version takes precedence =w=
5. The cover only matches the mood. It isn't an illustration of the scumbag dragon and little bird. The author doesn't have time to commission art and can't draw, so this is a temporary template cover, sob.
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The little dragon cub is the Crown Prince of the Immortal Realm and heir to the Demon Realm. His birth wasn't an accident, and his daddies are madly in love.
As the beloved child cherished by both the immortal and demon clans, from the moment he hatched, the little dragon cub lived a life where he was the center of the universe, adored by everyone.
Then an accident sent him back in time, to before his daddies fell in love. That's when the little dragon cub discovered that...
His Imperial Father, who smiled gently at him and transformed into a dragon so he could ride on his back, was actually an aloof and noble man who never let anyone near him and rarely smiled at anyone.
And his proud, arrogant Daddy, who spoiled him beyond measure, had been a martial arts fanatic in his youth...
Demon Lord Jin Mu was beautiful and peerlessly elegant, with countless admirers. But he was devoted to cultivation and paid no attention to anyone. He had only one wish in life: to defeat Liu Shuhui, the God of War of the celestial realm...
Who was, of course, the little dragon cub's Imperial Father.
The first time he saw his Daddy and Imperial Father fight for real, shaking the mountains and turning heaven and earth upside down, the little dragon cub thought: ...So my birth really wasn't an accident?? [Chubby cub, stunned]
When Jin Mu, representing the demon clan, finished his third duel that month against Liu Shuhui, the celestial clan's God of War, the little dragon cub's worry became: If this keeps up, will I really be born safely? [Chubby cub, chin in paws]
In those days, the immortal and demon clans were at war, sworn enemies. Watching the uncles and aunties who had once doted on him fight each other, the little dragon cub, stranded in the immortal realm, could only survive by being cute while livestreaming to become popular in the demon realm.
Leave the task of bringing peace between the immortal and demon clans to the cub! Daddy, hurry up and fall in love! [Chubby cub, clenching his fists through tears!]
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For Su Ji, a low-ranking disciple with little spiritual power,
Yan Luchuan, the young lord of the celestial realm, was a dazzling god he could never look at directly, someone forever beyond his reach.
Then one day, by accident, he and this heaven's favored child were trapped in a magical barrier. By another accident, they came to know and cherish each other, spending a century together.
After they were trapped in the barrier, Yan Luchuan's memories regressed for some reason, returning him to his youth.
Back then, he wasn't the revered Lord Xiao Mu of later generations. He was just a happy, innocent young immortal.
At first sight of Su Ji, a delicate, timid, tearful young man like a porcelain doll, Yan Luchuan fell hopelessly in love with him.
Beneath a sky full of stars, he swore to protect Su Ji forever. They married, and their love never wavered.
It was the happiest time in the lowly life Su Ji had known.
He was treasured like a precious jewel.
They even had a baby together.
But a hundred years later, the barrier destroyed itself, and the Divine Lord's memories returned.
Yan Luchuan remembered that he was a revered Divine Lord, the young lord responsible for the safety of an entire realm. He remembered that he was five thousand years old. He remembered everything.
Except for everything that had happened during those hundred years inside the barrier.
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At the summit above the sea of clouds, the young lord returned with a pregnant young man.
The young man's belly contained a faint immortal aura, and it all came from Lord Xiao Mu himself.
Lord Xiao Mu, born of heaven and earth, should never have had children in his lifetime.
And Yan Luchuan himself was cold, noble, and indifferent. Why would he have pledged himself to a lowborn young man?
Everyone in the celestial realm said the young man was a monster who had stolen the young lord's essence through dark magic.
The young man's own sect questioned where he had been for a hundred years, treated him as a disgrace, and cast him aside.
Yan Luchuan regarded the young man with a gaze cold enough to freeze him. “Who are you? And the child in your belly...”
“That's none of your business.”
The pale young man's frail figure and drawn, distant face looked as if he might shatter at any moment.
But beneath the doubtful gazes of the celestial realm and the contempt of his fellow sect members, the beautiful young man, once a low-ranking disciple, stood tall and straightened his robe before speaking in a refined manner. “I may not look like it, but someone once treasured me.”
“For a hundred years, I was married to someone. He promised me a lavish wedding, and we loved each other dearly.”
As the low-ranking disciple spoke, he seemed to take on an air of nobility, as if a divine light had suddenly enveloped him. He looked like a different person.
“It's just that my husband... is gone.”
“Is he dead?”
“No.”
“He isn't dead.”
...It's just that the version of him who loved me most is gone.
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The young lord's palace took in a pregnant young widower.
The little widower was lonely and fierce, but he loved to cry.
When chaos broke out in the sect, the little widower took up his sword alone and purged the immortal sect.
When rebels from the Cloudsea came knocking, the little widower alone defended the sect's sacred mountain artifact.
People grew more and more convinced that the young man who called himself a widower had once been in love with Lord Xiao Mu.
If the Divine Lord hadn't taught him to cultivate, how could he have gone from a low-ranking disciple to someone capable of guarding all four directions with nothing but his sword in a hundred years?
Yet this young widower, who was always getting into fights and procuring precious spirit foods to eat so he could nourish his body,
cried nonstop in his dreams night after night.
Everyone in the young lord's palace knew that because the crying was so disruptive, the young lord was disturbed every night and had no choice but to go check on the little widower, who cried constantly but was also fierce.
One day, people even heard the young lord, apparently unable to take it anymore, say to the little widower: “Stop crying. If it comes to that, I'll really marry you.”
But the little widower's eyes reddened, and he stubbornly insisted, “No. You're not him. I won't be with you.”
Several months later, the most spiritually gifted divine child in the celestial realm was born. Only then did the gods realize that it really was Lord Xiao Mu's child.
But just as everyone was overwhelmed with regret, the widowed young man who cried alone at night disappeared after giving birth to the divine child.
Theme: I find the green hills so charming. I imagine they must find me just as charming.
I feel that the author's writing is very good. The reason for the low data is probably because the author's reputation is not well-known. In addition, the title of the article is actually a bit Mary Sue, which makes people feel that it is a brainless sweet article. Why not think more carefully about the title in the future? There is no need to overly cater to the Jinjiang style title (that is, it can have the Jinjiang style format but the wording of the title can be reconsidered). Also, I am looking forward to the birthing episode. As a new author, the writing is already great! Big cheers for the author!
The story is pretty good. The writing and plot are both online. In fact, it is difficult to write the plot before the horse falls so that it is not boring and makes people feel that it is well written. Moreover, the story of the horse falling is written very late in the story. The emotional lines are also well written, and the emotions are not dry. I hope the author will continue to write articles!
Hahaha, I always smile every time I see Jiubao, it's so cute~
It feels like those in the God Realm are driven crazy by the long boredom, but even so, they are reluctant to let go.
How come no one reads such a beautiful article? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh out out out out out out out there out there out there out there to me. Both of them are so sparkly!
Congratulations on the completion~ Where is the cub? I want to see the babies purring, I want to see the birth of the babies in the introduction——
I really want to see the extra episode about the resurrection of Qinglong [crying]
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl
Stay upright and do good things
Can you write an if line without the gods? Madam [shy][shy]
I feel that the author's writing is very good. The reason for the low data is probably because the author's reputation is not well-known. In addition, the title of the article is actually a bit Mary Sue, which makes people feel that it is a brainless sweet article. Why not think more carefully about the title in the future? There is no need to overly cater to the Jinjiang style title (that is, it can have the Jinjiang style format but the wording of the title can be reconsidered). Also, I am looking forward to the birthing episode. As a new author, the writing is already great! Big cheers for the author!
The story is pretty good. The writing and plot are both online. In fact, it is difficult to write the plot before the horse falls so that it is not boring and makes people feel that it is well written. Moreover, the story of the horse falling is written very late in the story. The emotional lines are also well written, and the emotions are not dry. I hope the author will continue to write articles!
Hahaha, I always smile every time I see Jiubao, it's so cute~
It feels like those in the God Realm are driven crazy by the long boredom, but even so, they are reluctant to let go.
How come no one reads such a beautiful article? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh out out out out out out out there out there out there out there to me. Both of them are so sparkly!
Congratulations on the completion~ Where is the cub? I want to see the babies purring, I want to see the birth of the babies in the introduction——
I really want to see the extra episode about the resurrection of Qinglong [crying]
[Orange candy] Got it [Purple candy] kswl [Purple candy] kswl
Stay upright and do good things
Can you write an if line without the gods? Madam [shy][shy]