After This Lazy Fish Became a Dad to a Helicopter-Parented Cub

[Complete] [My next little-kid story is in the collection: The Kid in the Rich Family Surrogacy Story. It's a showbiz story focused on family bonds. Add it to your pre-orders if you're interested~] - Shen Qing transmigrates into a book as a lovesick, malicious minor villain, forced to marry a sickly tycoon in place of the person he loves. The tycoon is not only close to death and confined to a wheelchair, but also has two tagalongs. The minor villain is very unhappy with this family. When Shen Qing transmigrates into the story, the original owner has just stood in the living room, arrogantly berating the tycoon's two tagalongs, one big and one small: "Your uncle is useless now. From now on, this family will do what I say!" Shen Qing: ?...What kind of person would say something so cruel to such adorable children? Shen Qing glances at the Lunar New Year Gala playing on the TV and immediately changes his tune: "...You'll all do what I say. Let's make dumplings for your uncle together!" The tycoon, sitting in his wheelchair behind him and watching him ominously: ? * Shen Qing transmigrated into a super-long, old-fashioned melodramatic novel. The tycoon he married was an early minor villain in the book, and would soon die of illness. His two nephews, abused by their malicious aunt-in-law, would be forced to work hard and raise themselves into the book's all-powerful villains, doing every wicked thing imaginable and losing all decency. Thinking of his future fate, being cruelly tormented to death by the two kids he had pushed to succeed, Shen Qing: ...Even though your uncle is about to die, your aunt will use the tens of billions in inheritance he leaves behind to take good care of you! So why study? Isn't a fortune of tens of billions enough to last your whole lives? Children should just have fun! Unfortunately, the kids' drive to excel is already deeply ingrained. Faced with two children who are highly disciplined every day, Shen Qing has no choice but to cruelly lay down dozens of ironclad family rules: 1. If you don't take Little Daddy to the amusement park once this week, you can't go to French tutoring next week. 39. If you sneak textbooks into the amusement park, you can't study physics for a week! 40. You have to watch the new movie with Little Daddy. OwO You can study after we finish~ Under Shen Qing's "strict" guidance, the two kids finally learn to smile and have fun. Of course, they're only doing it to make Little Daddy happy. The kids still secretly read books under the covers. "We have to study hard. We have to protect Little Daddy ourselves!" The three-and-a-half-year-old domineering little genius says solemnly, hugging his chubby arms. "That's right." The six-and-a-half-year-old gloomy kid smiles helplessly. "Otherwise, what will Little Daddy do? He's so lazy." Later, even the sickly tycoon, with his dark and ruthless temperament, starts looking at Shen Qing differently. Shen Qing pities him for his tragic background, his imminent death, and the fact that he's never been in a relationship. Sometimes he gives him kisses and hugs, showing him affection like family and being "thoughtful" in every way... all in return for the inheritance he'll get after the man dies. But some time later, the tycoon is still alive. Not long after, the tycoon gets back on his feet! Shen Qing: ? He can stand? ...Help...! [The bottom wants to live well but always chooses to coast and take things as they come, x the top is tired of life and waiting to die but keeps having to get back up and clean up after his wife] Bonus scene one: The wealthiest man in Huacheng, once feared by everyone but hidden away due to a serious illness, has recently reappeared in public with his wife and children. Not only does he look healthy and rosy-cheeked, but he's also positively radiant. The media conducts an exclusive interview with Gu Huaiyu: What helped you overcome your illness and get back on your feet? The stern tycoon gives a rare smile to the camera, tender and indulgent: My wife is so wonderful. I couldn't bear to die. But his inner thoughts are: My wife is too lazy to trust her on her own; I can't die. My wife is too flirtatious; I don't dare die. #I'm afraid the lid won't stay on my coffin even after I die, so I might as well keep living# Bonus scene two: Shen Qing's friends all know he has someone he loves, loves him to death, and was even willing to marry someone else in his place. He's a lovesick fool with no limits. But one day, they suddenly spot Shen Qing on a variety show about kids. Not only has he stopped acting like a lovesick fool, but the richest man in Huacheng follows him around all day. The tycoon's two young sons diligently and earnestly try to make Little Daddy happy and play with him, and even take their dad out for walks every day, then do their homework afterward... Viewers: "The kids are unbearably adorable!" "These kids are carrying burdens way beyond their age (lol)." "This must be the modern way to raise kids: no matter how hard things get, don't let the parents suffer!" Shen Qing: ...Believe me, that wasn't what I intended QAQ Older kid: Little Daddy, it's late. You should go to bed. The younger kid climbs into bed with a fairytale book: Move aside! It's finally my turn to tell Little Daddy a story today! Their big daddy, pushed to the side: ... Shen Qing: Lying flat like a fish. Shen Qing's friends, watching this scene: ??? [Reading guide] 1. Romance and raising kids at the same time. Everyday relationship-focused story, with emphasis on romance and family bonds. The variety show comes later. 2. The kids are orphans. At the start they're his nephews, but later he'll adopt them and they'll call him Dad. 3. A silly, brainless, fluffy sweet story. It's all fun and sugary sweetness. Anti-piracy measures are enabled for this story. Reading on the Jinjiang app costs three points per thousand characters. Thank you for supporting the official release. Pre-order: After Flirting with the Heavenly Emperor, I Became His Little Bird. Please add it to your collection~ Qi Jia has amnesia and doesn't remember who he is. The only thing he knows is that he's a little fat bird with a trace of dragon aura in his belly. ? After learning that in the past hundreds of thousands of years, there has only ever been one dragon in all nine realms, the Heavenly Emperor of the Celestial Realm, Qi Jia: Case closed. I'm carrying the Heavenly Emperor's baby. . The Heavenly Emperor Bai Yuxi is the most powerful person in the world. He rules wisely, bringing peace and prosperity to the nine realms. His only problem is that he's aloof and cold-hearted. He has been alone ever since ascending the throne ten thousand years ago, with no one in his harem, and he's still a virgin dragon. Just as the chief immortal minister proposes an empress for the hundredth time, the Old Lord presents a tonic golden pill for the three-hundredth time, and the Matchmaker tries for the thousandth time to tie a red thread around His Majesty, A fluffy little fat bird, yellow and blue, flaps all the way into the Hall of the Nine Heavens. The little fat bird flutters and smacks their emperor's shoulder with its wings. "You scummy dragon! You slept with me and ran off, abandoning me and our child! It's unforgivable!" The officials: ??? The Emperor: ...? His old nemesis, who was incredibly arrogant ten thousand years ago and was the most beautiful person in all nine realms, both in human and beast form, suddenly throws himself into his arms and demands he take responsibility. Bai Yuxi is delighted: Perfect. We can skip straight to the end. . Only after arriving in the Celestial Realm does Qi Jia learn that dragon aura isn't offspring; he got it wrong. The amnesiac, fragile but voracious little fat bird begins to worry about his life as a bird. Looking at the handsome and wealthy Heavenly Emperor, Qi Jia chooses to land on his desk, then flaps his little body and lies flat: Your Majesty, would you like to raise a bird? You can pet me for just one spirit biscuit! Bai Yuxi: ... Later, the little fat bird sits right on the Emperor's dragon head, standing tall and proud, so full of himself. He became the Empress! Battle-scarred but still the most powerful in the nine realms, cold-faced Heavenly Emperor top Amnesiac, the most beautiful man in the nine realms, career-minded comic bottom Pre-order: Then Let's Be a Sweet Little Alpha. Please add it to your collection~ [I'm a scummy Alpha who doesn't want to be, but I've also gotten involved with a tough Omega... Then let's be a sweet little Alpha!] Sheng Chao transmigrates from the twenty-first century to a future ABO world and becomes an Alpha with impossibly long legs. On his first day, an Omega with fair skin and striking looks draws him in with his pheromones, leaving him unable to walk away. Sheng Chao knows nothing at the time. He opens his mouth and bites, marking the Omega on the spot. He thinks one bite won't be a big deal. He doesn't realize that's called a temporary mark! Under interstellar law, an Alpha who marks an Omega has to take responsibility for them! Sheng Chao: 1551, what do I do? He only wants to be the bottom, and can't make the little Omega happy. But he doesn't want to be an irresponsible scummy Alpha either! Fortunately, after doing some research, Sheng Chao learns that aside from the difference in pheromone strength, Omegas and Alphas have the same functions. That beautiful, fair-skinned Omega has eight-pack abs and long legs too. And... he has all the same equipment as an Alpha. As a gay virgin from the twenty-first century, with limited experience and who has only ever watched others have sex, Sheng Chao thinks this is easy to handle. He simply lies flat in front of the Omega who comes looking for him: I'm fine either way. Top or bottom is just a position, right? You can take the lead from now on. Yu Cheng: ... Later, the Omega marks Sheng Chao for good. Only later does Sheng Chao learn that the Omega is the protagonist of the book, a super powerful, arrogant king who rose from the common people to become an Imperial Marshal! The king is brilliant, fierce in a fight, ruthless, holds grudges, and always gets revenge! And what he hates most in life is being an Omega, let alone being marked by an Alpha... Sheng Chao still has lingering fears: Good thing I lay flat early. Yu Cheng: ... Yu Cheng wraps one arm around his sweet little Alpha's waist, lifts him up, and carries him off: Be good. No more fooling around. Sigh, the truth isn't like that at all. Theme: An inspirational story about young people