Highlights: A ridiculous love triangle and a melodramatic breakup warning!!!
Everyone in the immortal world knows that Luo Shiyi, the youngest disciple of the Pengshan Sect's leader, is an incorrigible rascal.
He's a pro at eating, drinking, womanizing, and gambling, and a master of cheating, swindling, and trickery. It's not like he's going to inherit the family business anyway.
His life motto: May I wander for half my life and return still a boy.
But he'd barely taken two steps before he looked back and saw that, well, his own house had collapsed.
The aloof, elegant immortal whom he'd idolized since childhood, the universally acclaimed model student everyone else's parents wished they had, the heartthrob adored by everyone, his beautiful and clueless senior brother, Ye Huaichuan.
He was a spy for the Demon Cult.
And he'd exposed himself.
Day 1 after his idol's downfall: Denying reality.
Day 5 after his idol's downfall: Starving himself to deny reality.
Day 508 after his idol's downfall: Ye Huaichuan attacked the mountain with the Demon Cult.
Day 509 after his idol's downfall: In the Demon Cult's dungeon, weakly denying reality.
Day N after his idol's downfall: In the bed of the Demon Cult's leader, crying as he denied reality.
Ye Huaichuan lowered his head and kissed him, smiling innocently. "Hmm? Why are you crying?"
Luo Shiyi: "..."
It only took a second to accept reality.
Then Luo Shiyi swore the filthiest oath of his life: "I'll f*cking kill you, Ye Huaichuan! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
P.S.
1. A 1v1 happy ending, with an actorly, rotten little scoundrel of an aggressive top, Ye Huaichuan, and an incorrigible, genuinely sweet and naive bottom, Luo Shiyi.
2. Content warning: The top is awful at first, has no moral bottom line, will stop at nothing to achieve his goals, and doesn't think he's done anything wrong. He's very extreme. The bottom is often played. The top is a total heartthrob. The bottom spends the early chapters watching the romantic chaos unfold, then later it's a classic chase-your-wife-to-the-crematorium scenario: he runs, the top chases, and he can't escape even if he grows wings!
3. The cultivation methods and worldview in this story are made up. Don't try practicing them.
4. Enjoy reading, and please don't tell me if you drop the story. Hope you enjoy it. Bows at a 90-degree angle.
Theme: Always be sincere, and always be moved to tears
