[Body swapping back and forth, updates at midnight, watch the entertainment industry spectacularly sabotage itself]
Top-tier star Tang Siyue is a carefree playboy, notorious in the industry for his womanizing ways.
The person he hates most in all of showbiz is Ye Ci, the aloof, distant actor hailed as a genius.
Tang Siyue scoffs: He's just an arrogant show-off who can only act.
Until one day, he and his sworn enemy, the movie star, switch bodies.
On the first day of the swap, Tang Siyue joins a film crew.
After a month of making a laughingstock of himself, the director's face turns dark.
He refuses to act another second, slams the table, and turns on his mic: You can quit the production.
Ye Ci has just finished performing at Tang Siyue's concert, and the video of his electronic music performance is still trending.
Looking at the microphone in his hand, he fires back impatiently: Are you trying to quit the industry?
The two of them: ...
Tang Siyue: Are you going to sing or not?
Ye Ci: Are you going to act or not?
They grit their teeth and think: Fine. One of us is a hopeless actor, the other is hopeless at both singing and dancing, and yet we still insist on chasing our dreams in showbiz.
Bring it on. Who's scared? Even a forcibly twisted melon can be eaten!
One day, a blurry video from a karaoke room appears online.
It shows the aloof, distant movie star, hopeless at both singing and dancing, gripping a microphone and performing a challenging rap over hip-hop beats, like a cheerful puppy bursting with energy.
All the movie star's fans: ...Is this really my tone-deaf, aloof husband??? Since when could he sing so beautifully?!
All the top-tier star's fans: ...Isn't that my husband's song??? Why are the dance moves exactly the same, too!
The two fandoms are in despair: What, are they making their relationship public? Does public opinion have no effect on these two?!
The CP fans surviving in the cracks: Sisters, I'm tired of saying what a heavenly romance it is when they both chase each other! Let's all celebrate the New Year together in style! [Fireworks] [Fireworks]
Everyone in the entertainment industry thinks the two of them can't stand each other.
That is, until someone sees the aloof movie star pinning the outrageously wild top-tier star against a wall in a dark alley at night.
Tang Siyue tilts his head and raises an eyebrow: I really don't want to join the production. If I dance for you, can I skip acting?
Ye Ci lowers his eyes, the scent of perfume filling his breath.
He tightens his hold around the slender waist in his arms, leans close to his ear, and whispers: What are you going to wear while you dance?
P.S. 1. 1v1 HE. Don't come near me, Iceberg Beauty Movie Star Gong (Ye Ci) x Nightclub Prince, Wild Top-Tier Star Shou (Tang Siyue)
2. Content warning: Both leads have flaws and personality issues. Neither is perfect, and both have sharp tongues.
3. They switch bodies intermittently, but eventually switch back.
4. A sweet little entertainment-industry story. The characters and events are not based on real people.
5. Read for fun. If you drop the story, please don't tell me. Thank you. (Bows 90 degrees)
Theme: As long as you stay strong, a bright future awaits.
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Um? Why hasn't it been updated?
Brother, are you still here? It's been a week
When will the author update
Put three pre-collections and roll for collection, roll like crazy. 1. "The Senior Brother of the Sick Beauty Is Actually an Undercover Agent of the Demon Cult" Acting School·Bad Embryo Yangzi Gong (Ye Huaichuan) Everyone in the immortal world knows that the young disciple Luo Shiyi, the head of the Pengshan Sect, is a bastard. He is a well-off man who eats, drinks, goes whoring, and gambles, and does all kinds of deception and abduction. Anyway, it is not his turn to inherit the family business. Life motto: I wish I could be away for half my life and still be a young man when I come back. As a result, as soon as he took two steps away, he looked back and saw that the good guy's house had collapsed. The man he has regarded as his idol since he was a child, the person who is recognized as the number one "other people's child" in the world of immortality, the cool and aloof immortal leader in the breeze and the moon, and his heart-throb, stupid and beautiful senior brother Ye Huaichuan. ——He is an undercover agent of the Demon Cult. ——It's still self-exposed. Day 1 of idol collapse: denying reality. Day 5 of the idol's collapse: Hunger strike to deny reality. Day 508 of the idol's collapse: Ye Huaichuan led the Demon Cult up the mountain. Day 509 of the idol's collapse: In the demon sect's dungeon, weakly denying reality. The nth day after the idol's house collapsed: On the bed of the devil's leader, crying and denying reality. Ye Huaichuan lowered his head and kissed him, smiling innocently: Huh huh? Why are you crying? Luo Shiyi:… It only takes a second to accept reality. Then Luo Shiyi cursed the most filthy words in his life: I* am your uncle's Ye Huaichuan! Where is your mother! 2. "After the cannon fodder awakens, he is captured by a bamboo horse and married" Schizophrenic Green Tea Attack (Jiang Zui) x Beautiful Young Master Shou (Lu Jiuyi) In order to chase the male god Xiao Ye, Lu Jiuyi abandoned his family and career to pursue his dream of performing arts. Feed him resources, make soup for him, pay off his debts, and take the blame for him. Because of him, he made enemies of his family and friends, leaving himself isolated and helpless. He thought he would be able to cover up his heart one day. Until Lu Jiuyi was drugged and sent to the investor's bed, where he was humiliated in every possible way. He dragged his unsteady body to explain, and dimly he saw Xiao Ye's disgusted face. I saw the person he cared about most hugged his nemesis and said in a cold voice: Lu Jiuyi, you make me sick. In a flash of lightning, Lu Jiuyi woke up. It turns out that he is a cannon fodder male mistress in a book. He is the protagonist's obstacle to love and the biggest stepping stone in their career. The protagonist, Gong Xiao, is disgusted with him, but he keeps making concessions because of his resources. Until Lu Jiuyi could no longer be used, Xiao Ye sent him to someone else's bed with a cup of medicine, got the role he dreamed of, and became famous ever since. As soon as he woke up from his dream, Lu Jiuyi looked at the glass of wine in front of him and the gentle man in front of him who was trying to make him drink the glass of wine. Lu Jiuyi: ... Are you making fun of me? Until one day, Xiao Ye was drunk late at night and went crazy thinking about the person who had always been obedient to him. With red eyes, he blocked the door of Lu Jiuyi's house and said with a choked voice: "Yiyi, please come back, I don't want anything." A hand with sharp bones stretched out from the darkness of the house and pushed him out: "Stop, this is a wedding room, you have to go out and cry." Xiao Ye's eyes were splitting as he shouted: "This is my and Yiyi's home! Who are you?!" The visitor was stunned by the yelling and turned to Lu Jiuyi, his eyes instantly filled with tears: "Husband, who is this brother? He just hurt me, QAQ" Lu Jiuyi covered her waist, her whole legs trembling: "... Stop acting, I beg you." Lu Jiuyi had a baby marriage since he was a child, but his marriage partner died on the eve of the engagement. Unexpectedly, this man was not dead, and even came to his door to insist on fulfilling the engagement. 3. "Thousands of people think they don't want to be the group favorite" A polite scumbag and a stinky hooligan·He really knows how to catch monsters·Director Gong (Qi Ran) Xi Wuyou is a long-haired vixen who is pitiful and helpless but can eat. In order to find someone to go down the mountain with, he accidentally borrowed the body of a slut from the entertainment industry. He just wants to finish his work as soon as possible and leave the world, and achieve immortality. So, despite his unknown identity, he steals the meal from others while others force him to stew the chicken. However, if someone didn't pay attention, the video shot on the road became popular all over the Internet, and the live broadcast of raising chickens was forwarded by the official v and went viral. All over the Internet: Even if the entertainment industry is dead, I will not like this trash Xi Wuyou. Later: Who is it! Who said anything bad about our worry-free baby! Seeing that he was getting more and more famous, and the grudges in the world of mortals were getting more and more numerous, Xi Wuyou was so anxious that he wanted to cry. Before this person is found, he will not be able to cultivate as an immortal. So he cheered up and carefully selected a garbage TV series. Xi Wuyou hugged his furry tail and was very satisfied: now he can fish with peace of mind! Unexpectedly, a junk TV series was picked up by a genius director and was taken over by a genius director. Before filming even started, it was an upset. That's nothing, what makes Hu the most devastated is that this director is a goddamn master. Xi Wuyou braved the risk of being included in the jar, kept his tail between his legs, worked cautiously, and walked on the tightrope every day. This day is about to become unbearable. Looking at the furry "Samoyed" in front of him, Qi Ranzai carefully read it from beginning to end, raising his eyebrows lightly and saying nothing. Xi Wuyou was so frightened that he forgot that he was pretending to be a dog: ... Meow. The two looked at each other for a long time, then Xi Wuyou raised his paw and ran away. Unexpectedly, someone grabbed his tail and slapped him to the top of his thigh. Qi Ran rolled his eyes and laughed softly: Bribing the director requires some skills, shake hands, right? Xi Wuyou:... Xi Wuyou was extremely aggrieved. I was pretending to be a dog, but you are a real dog. #Entertainment Circle Hao Dirty##bad##I regret it, I really regret it#
I wish all my friends a Happy New Year and good luck in the Year of the Dragon~
I wish all my family members who see this place a happy new year, happy every day, and good luck with my writing!
Twisted, twisted, why don't you continue to update?
Crawling like crazy, twisting and twisting, my heart is in a mess, I want to follow up woo woo woo
Ah ah ah and then what?